Woodie's Deaths

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Queen Shelox

Delivering difficult customers' letter; forgot to bring a prayer book to perform holy sanctuary. Ended up learning a lot about the eating habits of giant spiders. I was about nine days old when I died, and was wearing absolutely no armour (I could have lasted a lot longer with decent armour).

The east side of the spider's lair [w,nw,sw].
Queen Shelox is standing here.
A misty woman and a huge whirlwind of oak leaves arrive from the southwest.
A misty woman and a huge whirlwind of oak leaves succeed in following you.
sw
Queen Shelox releases a string of web from her abdomen that covers the tunnel leading out of the cave!
Queen Shelox scuttles rapidly toward you!
An ominous gurgling noise can be heard coming from Queen Shelox's abdomen.
Queen Shelox moves aggressively towards you!
Queued command: deliver letter
Queued command: sw
up
You have been awarded 180000 experience points and given 9 Ankh-Morpork ten-dollars.
You salute smartly as you deliver a letter to Queen Shelox.
Queen Shelox bites into the misty woman's left arm as the misty woman leaps in at the last moment to protect you.
Queen Shelox viciously sinks her fangs into the misty woman, who seethes in agony!
Queued command: up
Queen Shelox rips the misty woman's right foot to pieces with her teeth as the misty woman leaps in at the last moment to protect you.
up
The sticky web clings to your feet, making each step a struggle.
The south side of the spider's lair [n,ne,nw].
A misty woman arrives from the northeast.
A misty woman succeeds in following you.
up
Queued command: up
The wind picks up a bit and starts swirling.  Dust and debris in the area come together to form a huge whirlwind of oak leaves.
Queued command: up
That doesn't work.
That doesn't work.
glance
Queen Shelox rears up and sprays acidic venom across the entire lair!
Millions of tiny spiders appear from nowhere and drag the huge whirlwind of oak leaves away.
Queued command: glance
Queen Shelox looks around her lair and lets out a deep, evil sound that makes your very bones shake!
What?
Queen Shelox arrives from the northeast.
The south side of the spider's lair [n,ne,nw].
Queen Shelox and a misty woman are fighting here.
Hp: 1996 (1996) Gp: 305 (347) Xp: 709002
Queen Shelox bites into the misty woman's right leg.
glance
Queen Shelox viciously sinks her fangs into the misty woman, who seethes in agony!
Squelch.
Hp: 1996 (1996) Gp: 308 (347) Xp: 709005
Queen Shelox bites into the misty woman's stomach as the misty woman leaps in at the last moment to protect you.
Queen Shelox viciously sinks her fangs into the misty woman, who seethes in agony!
Queen Shelox turns toward you and spits venom into your face!
Lethargy strolls through your body, making your limbs slow and your eyes heavy.
The south side of the spider's lair [n,ne,nw].
Queen Shelox and a misty woman are fighting here.
hs
Queen Shelox munches on the misty woman's stomach but her cloak of fog absorbs most of the blow.
Cannot find "pack", no match.
Cannot find "incense from pack", no match.
Queued command: gfp book
Queued command: perform holy sanctuary
Queued command: pp book
Queen Shelox rears up and sprays acidic venom across the entire lair!
Millions of tiny spiders appear from nowhere and drag the misty woman away.
Cannot find "pack", no match.
Cannot find "book from pack", no match.
Hp: 1996 (1996) Gp: 311 (347) Xp: 709008
Queen Shelox bites you in the stomach but your cloak of fog absorbs some of the blow.
Queen Shelox sinks her fangs into you!  You seethe in agony.
Seething pain radiates through your body, turning your guts to liquid agony.
Queen Shelox bites you in the chest but your cloak of fog absorbs some of the blow.
Queen Shelox sinks her fangs into you!  You seethe in agony.
glance
You need a prayer book to perform this ritual.
Hp: 1578 (1714) Gp: 305 (337) Xp: 709011
Queen Shelox rips flesh off your left hand but your cloak of fog absorbs some of the blow.
Queued command: glance
south
Queen Shelox bites into your right leg but your cloak of fog absorbs some of the blow.
Queen Shelox sinks her fangs into you!  You seethe in agony.
Queued command: south
Hp: 1345 (1714) Gp: 308 (337) Xp: 709014
Queen Shelox gashes your 
sw
face with her teeth but your cloak of fog absorbs some of the blow.
west
Queen Shelox tears deeply into your left leg but your cloak of fog absorbs some of the blow.
Queued command: sw
Queued command: west
culi
Hp: 1114 (1714) Gp: 311 (337) Xp: 709017
Queen Shelox tears deeply into your stomach but your cloak of fog absorbs some of the blow.
Queen Shelox sinks her teeth into your left arm but your cloak of fog absorbs some of the blow.
Queen Shelox sinks her fangs into you!  You seethe in agony.
Queued command: culi
culi
Cannot find "book", no match.
Hp: 814 (1714) Gp: 314 (337) Xp: 709020
Queen Shelox rips flesh off your left hand but your cloak of fog absorbs some of the blow.
Queued command: culi
Queen Shelox sinks her teeth into your stomach but your cloak of fog absorbs some of the blow.
Queen Shelox sinks her fangs into you!  You seethe in agony.
look
Hp: 604 (1714) Gp: 317 (337) Xp: 709023
Queen Shelox bites you in the stomach but your cloak of fog absorbs some of the blow.
Queen Shelox sinks her fangs into you!  You seethe in agony.
Queued command: look
culi
Energy seems to be sapped from your body.
Hp: 519 (1714) Gp: 289 (337) Xp: 709026
Queen Shelox sinks her teeth into your left leg but your cloak of fog absorbs some of the blow.
Queen Shelox sinks her fangs into you!  You seethe in agony.
Queued command: culi
culi
The south side of the spider's lair [n,ne,nw].
Queen Shelox is fighting here.
That doesn't work.
Hp: 440 (1714) Gp: 292 (337) Xp: 709026
Queen Shelox sinks her teeth into your right foot but your cloak of fog absorbs some of the blow.
Queen Shelox sinks her fangs into you!  You seethe in agony.
culi
Queued command: culi
Queen Shelox sinks her teeth into your right arm but your cloak of fog absorbs some of the blow.
Queen Shelox sinks her fangs into you!  You seethe in agony.
Queued command: culi
That doesn't work.
Try something else.
Hp: 276 (1714) Gp: 295 (337) Xp: 709029
Queen Shelox tears deeply into your right leg but your cloak of fog absorbs some of the blow.
culi
Queued command: culi
Queen Shelox tears deeply into your back but your cloak of fog absorbs some of the blow.
You feel better now.
Your divine protection expires.
You stop glowing.
You are dead; you cannot perform rituals.
You are dead; you cannot perform rituals.
Someone says: DARK IN HERE, ISN'T IT?