Witch Trials, 2004-09-26 full log

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Log of Witch Trials, 2004-09-26.

[
 Note: Logged by Slint and made available following requests on the talker.
 My Morporkian is not perfect as you will be able to tell from the below.
 If anyone can help with translating the words I didn't know that would be
 lovely.  I've cleaned this up a little, removing the bits which were me
 checking syntax, and have also tried to change references to me to the
 third person.  I've added in a few of the commands I typed where I thought
 it would help make things clearer.

 There is a summary of the trials at http://www.molcon.f2s.com/discworld/wiki/entry.php?name=Lancre%20Witch%20Trials%202004

]

Wee Alida says in Morporkian with a Lancrastrian accent: I have a 2 stage for
     exhibition, hope it works :)
Wee Morticia Frump says: Please state the name of your trick before you cast
it.  If your trick is cast on someone, please cast it on Unlucky Charlie. 
Since there is always a chance of failure with any trick, you can try until you
successfully cast the trick if you need to.  The audience can squint at
charlie to see what Charlie saw.  Spectators can also gaze into ball to see
the trick again.
> look silk satchel
The satchel is made of a warm orange coloured silk.  Durable and
harsh to the touch, it will help you store a thing or two.
It has a small label stuck on it.
It appears to have something written on it.
The deep orange silk satchel has two main pockets and one side pocket.
It is over a quarter full with: a gingerbread creator biscuit, a large round
stone, a cured Traveller's Suggestive Biscuit, a cured bunny biscuit, a quill,
a teacup of sweet tea, a piece of writing paper with orange edges, a piece of
writing paper with white edges, a piece of writing paper with black edges, a
piece of writing paper with blue edges, a piece of writing paper with red
edges, a piece of writing paper with yellow edges and a Bee Witched - Lancre
Witch Trials 2004 t-shirt.
It is open.
It is in excellent condition.
Fuffens the giant fruitbat squeaks happily.
Wee Morticia Frump says:  We will begin with an exhibition of Alida's first
attempt at a trick.
A Woom With A View looks like an idle bugger.
Fuffens the giant fruitbat squeaks happily.
Wee Alida says in Morporkian with a Lancrastrian accent: My Trick is Wee
     Alida's Hot Flashes
Goody irk gets a bold green crayon from a box of crayons.
Goody irk puts down a broomstick from her left hand and right hand.
Goody irk holds a bold green crayon in her left hand.
Old Woman Pokeberry Clutterbuck gets a gingerbread creator biscuit from a
pocket in a white silk satchel.
Wee Alida waves her arms about convoking all the surrounding heat to gather
together in front of her.
Wee Alida murmers a magical phrase, and sets fire to the air in front of her in
a great flash of heat and light!
Goody irk looks idle.
Wee Alida stares wide-eyed at something that isn't there.
Chiroptera the giant fruitbat scratches her belly.
Laggerbat the giant fruitbat flaps her wings.
Wee Alida waves her arms about convoking all the surrounding heat to gather
together in front of her.
Wee Alida murmers a magical phrase, and sets fire to the air in front of her in
a great flash of heat and light!
Nunaya the giant fruitbat scratches her belly.
Fuffens the giant fruitbat squeaks happily.
Laggerbat the giant fruitbat squeaks happily.
Goody irk starts writing on Wee Morticia Frump with the bold green crayon.
Nunaya the giant fruitbat nibbles on her wing hungrily.
Wee Alida stares at something only she can see.
Wee Alida waves her arms about convoking all the surrounding heat to gather
together in front of her.
Wee Alida murmers a magical phrase, and sets fire to the air in front of her in
a great flash of heat and light!
Goody irk finishes writing on Wee Morticia Frump.
You read Wee Morticia Frump:
Written in bold green crayon in Morporkian is some text you read as:

TABLD scoreboard
---------

Nunaya the giant fruitbat nudges Nanna Jehane von Bruxa.
Nunaya the giant fruitbat gives Food Storage to Nanna Jehane von Bruxa.
Nanna Jehane von Bruxa gets a sixth of a cured juicy melon from a pocket in
Food Storage.
Nanna Jehane von Bruxa offers the sixth of a cured juicy melon to Nunaya the
giant fruitbat.
Nunaya the giant fruitbat eagerly takes a bite out of the sixth of a cured
juicy melon.
Nanna Jehane von Bruxa puts the sixth of a cured juicy melon in a pocket in
Food Storage.
Nanna Jehane von Bruxa offers to give Food Storage to Nunaya the giant
fruitbat.
Nanna Jehane von Bruxa gives Food Storage to Nunaya the giant fruitbat.
Wee Alida sighs.
Wee Rysa reads Wee Morticia Frump.
Pubert the giant fruitbat squeaks happily.
Goody irk encourages Wee Alida.
Wee Alida waves her arms about convoking all the surrounding heat to gather
together in front of her.
Wee Morticia Frump reads herself.
Wee Alida murmers a magical phrase, and sets fire to the air in front of her in
a great flash of heat and light!
Nanna Jehane von Bruxa comforts Wee Alida.
The strong smell of garlic reaches you as Alida exhales.
Wee Rysa reads the white silk satchel.
Wee Alida waves her arms about convoking all the surrounding heat to gather
together in front of her.
Wee Alida murmers a magical phrase, and sets fire to the air in front of her in
a great flash of heat and light!
Old Woman Pokeberry Clutterbuck says in Morporkian with a Lancrastrian accent:
     Take your time dearium, no rush.
Goody irk gives a bold green crayon to Wee Morticia Frump.
Wee Alida thanks Old Woman Pokeberry Clutterbuck.
Wee Rysa's iridescent scarab beetle wanders around, waving her feelers in the
air.
Nunaya the giant fruitbat flaps her wings.
The strong smell of garlic reaches you as Alida exhales.
Nanna Jehane von Bruxa squints critically at Wee Alida.
Old Woman Pokeberry Clutterbuck says in Morporkian with a Lancrastrian accent:
     Nos ain't eo nihil sed time, make sure you have all tuus gp built up
Nanna Jehane von Bruxa puts the evil eye on Wee Alida.
Wee Alida waves her arms about convoking all the surrounding heat to gather
together in front of her.
Wee Alida murmers a magical phrase, and sets fire to the air in front of her in
a great flash of heat and light!
Nanna Jehane von Bruxa loudly says in Morporkian with a Lancrastrian accent:
     You call that convoking, Alida?  You call that convoking?  mean, that's
     like priests stuff what you're doing! Paeopilis open ne listen to ille!
     Nunc, our Nanny, if she egexi a crowd, all she had to do was whisper
     proximalis Lancre and it would Gather. Put some effort in it,
     dearium, and ne this pathetic Oh please, come see ego, lgium pay you
     stutria we're having nunc.
Wee Alida looks determined to try harder.
The strong smell of garlic reaches you as Alida exhales.
Nunaya the giant fruitbat flaps her wings.
Wee Alida waves her arms about convoking all the surrounding heat to gather
together in front of her.
Nanna Jehane von Bruxa loudly exclaims in Morporkian with a Lancrastrian
     accent: You call that fire, Alida?  That's supposed to burn, you're a
     witch after all!
Wee Alida murmers a magical phrase, and sets fire to the air in front of her in
a great flash of heat and light!
The strong smell of garlic reaches you as Alida exhales.
Laggerbat the giant fruitbat scratches her belly.
Wee Alida waves her arms about convoking all the surrounding heat to gather
together in front of her.
Wee Alida murmers a magical phrase, and sets fire to the air in front of her in
a great flash of heat and light!
Laggerbat the giant fruitbat flaps her wings.
Wee Alida stares wide-eyed at something that isn't there.
Nanna Jehane von Bruxa loudly exclaims in Morporkian with a Lancrastrian
     accent: You call that phiri, Alidfium?  That's supposed to burn, you're 
     saga after all! You should take  example in  wizards from Ankh Morpork!
Wee Alida waves her arms about convoking all the surrounding heat to gather
together in front of her.
Wee Alida murmers a magical phrase, and sets fire to the air in front of her in
a great flash of heat and light!
Nanna Jehane von Bruxa mutters under her breath.
A dark raven flaps heavily in and turns into Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry.
A large and scruffy raven soars in and lands heavily.
Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry beams brightly.
Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry exclaims in Morporkian with a Genuan accent:
     Wotcher!
The strong smell of garlic reaches you as Alida exhales.
Smoke starts pouring from Wee Alida's hands!
The smoke clears.
The large and scruffy raven hiccups.
A Woom With A View wombles around Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry happily.
Nanna Jehane von Bruxa twirls Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry round in
circles.
Wee Morticia Frump gets a paper bag from a pocket in a small backpack.
Wee Alida makes strange mewling noises.
Goody irk exclaims in Morporkian with a Lancrastrian accent: wotcher our
     Loutre!
Wee Morticia Frump gives a paper bag to Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry.
Reverend Malroth arrives from the west.
Wee Alida says in Morporkian with a Lancrastrian accent: Maybe move in to
     othat, I can tento iterum tardiior
The large and scruffy raven sulkily says in Morporkian with a Lancrastrian
     accent: That's what you always say.
Old Woman Pokeberry Clutterbuck exclaims in Morporkian with a Lancrastrian
     accent: YAJNIAL!!! You made a Loutre Raven!
Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry beams at Wee Morticia Frump.
You whisper into the wooden ring.
Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry beams at Old Woman Pokeberry Clutterbuck.
Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry thanks Wee Morticia Frump happily.
Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry says in Morporkian with a Genuan accent: No,
     he's a Bran raven.:)
The large and scruffy raven flaps heavily up to perch on Ragamuffin Loutre
Partridgeberry's shoulder.
The large and scruffy raven nibbles on Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry's ear.
Wee Morticia Frump Very nice attempt, Alida.
Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry says in Morporkian with a Genuan accent: He
     just likes to adsector me aeound.
The large and scruffy raven croaks amiably.
The large and scruffy raven flutters heavily down to the ground.
The strong smell of garlic reaches you as Alida exhales.
The large and scruffy raven shuffles towards Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry.
Pokeberry Clutterbuck devours a biscuit that looks like Wodan.  The biscuit
whines loudly.
Reverend Malroth sheathes Sarilak in the Sarilak scabbard.
Fuffens the giant fruitbat flaps his wings.
> look
The land is lit up by the eerie light of the waxing three quarter
moon.
A lonely-looking scarecrow stands in the middle of a field that has been left
fallow this year.  It is filled with wild grasses and clover.  The grasses are
probably wild because of the crop circle in the middle of the field.  The south
end of the field disappears into Lancre Gorge.
There is an Old Mother Dismass shaped crater in the ground.
There is the residual taste of magic in this place.
It is a freezing cold secundus autumn's night with almost no wind and some
puffy clouds.
There is one obvious exit: west.
A swarm of fireflies is buzzing around, Nunaya the giant fruitbat and Pubert
the giant fruitbat are flapping sadly close to the ground here, Fuffens the
giant fruitbat, Chiroptera the giant fruitbat and Laggerbat the giant fruitbat
are flying above the ground here, Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry is floating
a few metres off the ground, Wee Rysa, Reavia and Old Woman Pokeberry
Clutterbuck are sitting here and Reverend Malroth, a large and scruffy raven,
Slint, Goody irk, A Woom With A View, Wee Alida, Nanna Jehane von Bruxa and Wee
Morticia Frump are standing here.
Unlucky Charlie is stuck on a pole and Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball is
wedged into the bottom of a crater.
Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry opens the paper bag.
Reverend Malroth seems to spend some time talking to himself while kneeling.
Pubert the giant fruitbat scratches her belly.
Wee Morticia Frump says:  None of our 3 stage entrants are here, so we will
skip that category and move on to the four stage tricks.
Goody irk stares intently into space for a bit.
Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry gets a gingerbread creator biscuit from a
paper bag.
Old Woman Pokeberry Clutterbuck stares intently into space for a bit.
A Woom With A View stares intently into space for a bit.
The strong smell of garlic reaches you as Alida exhales.
Slint sits down.
Loutre Partridgeberry nibbles a biscuit that looks like Brandobas.  The biscuit
cries in anguish.
Wee Morticia Frump says:  Our Jehane is first.
Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry giggles.
Goody irk stares intently into space for a bit.
Nanna Jehane von Bruxa bows.
The large and scruffy raven waddles about the place like a sailor on shore
leave.
Goody irk sits down.
Nanna Jehane von Bruxa says: I was flying over the disc, and suddenly saw a
black circular spot with a radius of about 1 km. Thinking it was rather odd, I
went to have a look at it. Right in the centre was a blackened large hagstone.
Much research and coercing later, I was able to reconstruct what had happened.
This is what I found in that stone: Aunty Eucalypta's Daring Drink.
A Woom With A View says: Gigglin' Destroys the Mind.
Goody irk claps her hands.
Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry eeks.
Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry pokes her tongue out at A Woom With A View.
The strong smell of garlic reaches you as Alida exhales.
Loutre Partridgeberry chomps a biscuit that looks like Brandobas.  The biscuit
wails in pain.
The swarm of fireflies buzzes off.
Loutre disintegrates gingerbread creator biscuit.
Loutre disintegrates gingerbread creator biscuit.
Loutre disintegrates gingerbread creator biscuit.
Nanna Jehane von Bruxa gets some very strange herbs from her pouch and starts
to brew a foul steaming broth with it.
Nanna Jehane von Bruxa enchants the smoke that comes from the broth until it
starts to glow in a fluorescent greenish colour.
Nanna Jehane von Bruxa speaks the Words of Summoning and summons a horrendous
smoke spirit in the greenish glow.
The large and scruffy raven serenades Reavia with the Ballade of the Twa
Corbies.
The crowd goes Ooooh!.
Nanna Jehane von Bruxa luckily manages to bind the spirit and thus prevent the
destruction of herself and her surroundings.
The crowd goes Aaaaah!.
Jehane orders the smoke spirit to put on a kettle and make her a cup of tea,
with three lumps of sugar, mind you! The smoke spirit hurries to obey.
Goody irk claps her hands loudly.
Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry stares intently into space for a bit.
Reavia cheers enthusiastically at Nanna Jehane von Bruxa.
Slint cheers enthusiastically.
Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry stares intently into space for a bit.
Nanna Jehane von Bruxa says: Well, our poor Eucalypta wasn't all that good at
binding, poor lass!
Wee Morticia Frump applauds Nanna Jehane von Bruxa wholeheartedly.
Wee Morticia Frump says :remember you can 'gaze into ball' to see it again.
Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry beams brightly.
Wee Morticia Frump gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball.
Old Woman Pokeberry Clutterbuck cheers enthusiastically at Nanna Jehane von
Bruxa.
Wee Rysa's iridescent scarab beetle ponders thoughtfully.
Reavia gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball.
Chiroptera the giant fruitbat scratches her belly.
Wee Rysa gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball.
Laggerbat the giant fruitbat flaps her wings.
You gaze into the crystal ball and see:
Jehane von Bruxa gets some very strange herbs from her pouch and starts to brew
a foul steaming broth with it.
Jehane von Bruxa enchants the smoke that comes from the broth until it starts
to glow in a fluorescent greenish colour.
Jehane von Bruxa speaks the Words of Summoning and summons a horrendous smoke
spirit in the greenish glow.
Jehane von Bruxa luckily manages to bind the spirit and thus prevent the
destruction of herself and her surroundings.
Jehane orders the smoke spirit to put on a kettle and make her a cup of tea,
with three lumps of sugar, mind you! The smoke spirit hurries to obey.
Wee Alida gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball.
Nanna Jehane von Bruxa gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball.
Old Woman Pokeberry Clutterbuck stares intently into space for a bit.
The large and scruffy raven daydreams.
Pubert the giant fruitbat nudges Wee Morticia Frump.
Pubert the giant fruitbat gives the white silk satchel to Wee Morticia Frump.
Wee Morticia Frump reads the white silk satchel.
Wee Morticia Frump offers to give a white silk satchel to Pubert the giant
fruitbat.
Wee Morticia Frump gives a white silk satchel to Pubert the giant fruitbat.
Old Woman Pokeberry Clutterbuck gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball.
Nanna Jehane von Bruxa reads the white silk satchel.
Wee Alida gets a piece of writing paper with orange edges from a pocket in a
white silk satchel.
Wee Morticia Frump gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball.
Wee Rysa reads the white silk satchel.
Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry stares intently into space for a bit.
Laggerbat the giant fruitbat squeaks happily.
One handful of bat guano lands on the ground with a loud plop.
Nunaya the giant fruitbat looks embarrassed.
Reverend Malroth gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball.
Wee Rysa gets a piece of writing paper with orange edges from a pocket in a
white silk satchel.
Nanna Jehane von Bruxa gets a quill from a pocket in a white silk satchel.
Nanna Jehane von Bruxa puts down a broomstick from her left hand and right
hand.
Nanna Jehane von Bruxa holds a quill in her left hand.
Wee Rysa gets a quill from a pocket in a white silk satchel.
Wee Morticia Frump says:  Next is me.
Fuffens the giant fruitbat squeaks happily.
Wee Morticia Frump says: My trick is called Elemental Apple Tree.  It uses an
apple seed.
Laggerbat the giant fruitbat squeaks happily.
Wee Morticia Frump opens the black backpack.
Wee Morticia Frump gets one cured apple seed from a pocket in a black backpack.
Wee Morticia Frump closes the black backpack.
The large and scruffy raven suggests making a bird called a chinkytoe.
Goody irk gets a green crayon from a box of crayons.
Goody irk holds a green crayon in her left hand.
Wee Morticia Frump digs a small hole with her hand and plants an apple seed in
the earth. Wee Morticia Frump mutters something mystical but incomprehensible.
Wee Morticia Frump squints at a passing rain cloud. A brief cloudburst waters
the freshly planted seed. Wee Morticia Frump continues to mutter mystical
incantations.
The large and scruffy raven opens one black eye.
Wee Morticia Frump stamps her foot and the ground trembles as a young sapling
shoots up into the air. You marvel as it grows into a mature apple tree in just
seconds.
Wee Morticia Frump hums softly and a delicate blossom appears and quickly
ripens into a perfect fire red apple. As you reach for the delicious prize, the
entire tree crumbles to dust before your eyes and is blown away on the wind.
Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry stares intently into space for a bit.
Morticia nods knowingly at you. At that moment you realise that all beauty and
wisdom and wealth and power are but fleeting things, for one day you too will
be nothing but dust.
Wee Rysa's iridescent scarab beetle paces around.
The large and scruffy raven ruffles his feathers and settles down for a quiet
snooze.
Reverend Malroth's klatchian steel breastplate stops glowing.
Goody irk starts writing on A Woom With A View with the green crayon.
Wee Morticia Frump says:  Lawks!  Got a fire tm from that one.
Wee Alida gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball.
Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry giggles at Goody irk.
Wee Rysa says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: ooooh
Goody irk finishes writing on A Woom With A View.
Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry woos at Wee Morticia Frump.
Nanna Jehane von Bruxa applauds Wee Morticia Frump wholeheartedly.
Old Woman Pokeberry Clutterbuck woos.
Old Woman Pokeberry Clutterbuck cheers enthusiastically at Wee Morticia Frump.
Loutre Partridgeberry swallows a biscuit that looks like Ohdamn.  The biscuit
wails in pain.
Wee Alida claps at Wee Morticia Frump wholeheartedly.
Wee Rysa reads A Woom With A View.
Reavia cheers enthusiastically at Wee Morticia Frump.
Wee Alida reads Wee Morticia Frump.
Slint claps her hands enthusiastically.
The large and scruffy raven cackles at himself.
Reavia gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball.
Wee Alida reads A Woom With A View.
You read A Woom With A View:
Written in green crayon in Morporkian is some text you read as:

VIRIDISRAEVENMAIDEINIAL, black PROVT the NIENS
IMVIDI, but CVM a view

Reverend Malroth seems to spend some time talking to himself while kneeling.
Pubert the giant fruitbat stares at you anxiously.
Wee Rysa gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball.
Laggerbat the giant fruitbat flaps her wings.
Wee Morticia Frump says: That is all who registered and are here for the trick
competition.  You can use the orange paper in your satchel to vote.
Wee Morticia Frump opens the black backpack.
Wee Morticia Frump gets a crude string bag from a pocket in a black backpack.
Wee Morticia Frump closes the black backpack.
Wee Morticia Frump opens the black backpack.
Wee Morticia Frump gets a cured Blackglass Peachface apple from a pocket in a
black backpack.
Wee Morticia Frump closes the black backpack.
Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry stares intently into space for a bit.
Wee Morticia Frump feeds the cured Blackglass Peachface apple to Pubert the
giant fruitbat.
Pubert the giant fruitbat eagerly takes a bite out of the cured Blackglass
Peachface apple.
Wee Morticia Frump feeds the cured Blackglass Peachface apple to Pubert the
giant fruitbat.
Pubert the giant fruitbat eagerly takes a bite out of the cured Blackglass
Peachface apple.
Wee Morticia Frump feeds the cured Blackglass Peachface apple to Pubert the
giant fruitbat.
Pubert the giant fruitbat eagerly eats the cured Blackglass Peachface apple.
Wee Alida ponders.
Nanna Jehane von Bruxa gets a piece of writing paper with orange edges from a
pocket in a white silk satchel.
Loutre Partridgeberry devours a biscuit that looks like Ohdamn.  The biscuit
moans in ecstasy.
Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry eeks.
Wee Rysa puts down a broomstick from her left hand and right hand.
Wee Rysa holds a quill in her left hand.
Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry stares suspiciously at her biscuit.
Loutre Partridgeberry chews a biscuit that looks like Wodan.  The biscuit
whines loudly.
Wee Alida starts writing on the piece of writing paper with orange edges with
the quill.
Reavia swallows a biscuit that looks like Ohdamn.  The biscuit wails in pain.
Slint gets a piece of writing paper with orange edges from a pocket in the deep
orange silk satchel.
Reavia swallows a biscuit that looks like Ohdamn.  The biscuit sobs in despair.
Old Woman Pokeberry Clutterbuck gets a piece of writing paper with orange edges
from a pocket in a white silk satchel.
Slint gets a quill from a pocket in the deep orange silk satchel.
Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry stares intently into space for a bit.
Old Woman Pokeberry Clutterbuck gets a quill from a pocket in a white silk
satchel.
Goody irk starts writing on Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry with the green
crayon.
Pubert the giant fruitbat scratches her belly.
Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry stares intently into space for a bit.
Wee Morticia Frump says: You can give your ballots to me when complete.
Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry eeks at Goody irk.
Nanna Jehane von Bruxa starts writing on the piece of writing paper with orange
edges with the quill.
Goody irk finishes writing on Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry.
The large and scruffy raven fixes you with a shrewd black eye.
Old Woman Pokeberry Clutterbuck gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball.
Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry reads herself.
Nanna Jehane von Bruxa finishes writing on a piece of writing paper with orange
edges.
Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry giggles at Goody irk.
Goody irk puts the green crayon in the box of crayons.
Wee Rysa starts writing on the piece of writing paper with orange edges with
the quill.
Nanna Jehane von Bruxa gives a piece of writing paper with orange edges to Wee
Morticia Frump.
Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry stares intently into space for a bit.
Wee Alida finishes writing on a piece of writing paper with orange edges.
Wee Rysa's iridescent scarab beetle waggles a feeler.
Old Woman Pokeberry Clutterbuck puts down a broomstick from her left hand and
right hand.
Old Woman Pokeberry Clutterbuck holds a quill in her left hand.
Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry stares intently into space for a bit.
A priggish teenager arrives from the west.
Goody irk gets a bold red crayon from a box of crayons.
Wee Alida gives a piece of writing paper with orange edges to Wee Morticia
Frump.
Goody irk holds a bold red crayon in her left hand.
Wee Morticia Frump puts two pieces of writing paper with orange edges in a
pocket in the crude string bag.
Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry stares intently into space for a bit.
Slint puts down a broomstick from her left hand and right hand.
Slint holds a quill in her left hand.
Old Woman Pokeberry Clutterbuck asks in Morporkian with a Lancrastrian accent:
     Ago nos just write the name of  unus we liked best tunc?
Wee Rysa doesn't write anything after all.
Goody irk starts writing on Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry with the bold red
crayon.
Wee Rysa starts writing on the piece of writing paper with orange edges with
the quill.
Slint starts writing on the piece of writing paper with orange edges with the
quill.
Goody irk finishes writing on Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry.
Wee Morticia Frump Yes, just write the name of the one you liked best
Goody irk puts the bold red crayon in the box of crayons.
Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry loudly says in Morporkian with a Genuan
     accent: Hleanial hlep  sum written in by a WITCH.
Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry reads herself.
The priggish teenager smooths her dress.
Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry sobs quietly.
Laggerbat the giant fruitbat scratches her belly.
Goody irk hides her crayons
Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry stares intently into space for a bit.
The priggish teenager leaves west.
Old Woman Pokeberry Clutterbuck starts writing on the piece of writing paper
with orange edges with the quill.
Slint finishes writing on the piece of writing paper with orange edges.
Wee Alida reads Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry.
Pubert the giant fruitbat flaps her wings.
Slint gives a piece of writing paper with orange edges to Wee Morticia Frump.
The large and scruffy raven argles abstractly.
Wee Rysa doesn't write anything after all.
Nanna Jehane von Bruxa reads Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry.
Wee Rysa starts writing on the piece of writing paper with orange edges with
the quill.
Wee Morticia Frump While you all have your quills out, take a look at the
fruitbats and choose which bat you find most bewtiching.  Write your choice on
the black paper please and turn your ballot in to me.
Goody irk reads Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry.
Nunaya the giant fruitbat squeaks happily.
Slint says in Morporkian: That one was hard to judge.
Fuffens the giant fruitbat flaps his wings.
Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry exclaims in Morporkian with a Genuan accent:
     ooo, fruitbat competition too!
Wee Morticia Frump puts the piece of writing paper with orange edges in a
pocket in the small backpack.
Wee Alida gets a piece of writing paper with black edges from a pocket in a
white silk satchel.
Old Woman Pokeberry Clutterbuck finishes writing on a piece of writing paper
with orange edges.
Wee Rysa doesn't write anything after all.
Nanna Jehane von Bruxa says: Nunaya isn't entering in that contest, dearies.
Wee Morticia Frump puts the paper bag in a pocket in the small backpack.
Old Woman Pokeberry Clutterbuck gives a piece of writing paper with orange
edges to Wee Morticia Frump.
Nanna Jehane von Bruxa cuddles Nunaya the giant fruitbat.
Nunaya the giant fruitbat gazes lovingly at Nanna Jehane von Bruxa.
Wee Morticia Frump puts the piece of writing paper with orange edges in a
pocket in the crude string bag.
Goody irk says in Morporkian with a Lancrastrian accent: ocnial well,  off to
     bed.. pity i'll opotttat the scumble afterwards :(
Goody irk waves.
Chiroptera the giant fruitbat squeaks happily.
Wee Morticia Frump waves to Goody irk.
Wee Rysa starts writing on the piece of writing paper with orange edges with
the quill.
Nanna Jehane von Bruxa tucks Goody irk in and kisses her goodnight.
Goody irk holds a broomstick in her left hand.
A Woom With A View says: Scumble Destroys the Mind Even More than Gigglin' Does
     ;)
Wee Morticia Frump gives a white silk satchel to Goody irk.
Irk leaves the game.
The large and scruffy raven rustles about on the ground.
Wee Rysa finishes writing on a piece of writing paper with orange edges.
A Woom With A View stares intently into space for a bit.
Nanna Jehane von Bruxa reads the white silk satchel.
Nanna Jehane von Bruxa gets a piece of writing paper with black edges from a
pocket in a white silk satchel.
Old Woman Pokeberry Clutterbuck asks in Morporkian with a Lancrastrian accent:
     Sumiti the Raven really a vespertilio?
Wee Morticia Frump says: Please give me a tell if you have a mock you would
like to exhibit.
The large and scruffy raven flaps heavily up to perch on Ragamuffin Loutre
Partridgeberry's shoulder.
The large and scruffy raven nibbles on Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry's ear.
Old Woman Pokeberry Clutterbuck peers at the large and scruffy raven.
The large and scruffy raven taunts Old Woman Pokeberry Clutterbuck from a safe
distance.
Wee Rysa asks in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: uhm, who geti the cards?
Old Woman Pokeberry Clutterbuck gets a piece of writing paper with black edges
from a pocket in a white silk satchel.
Nunaya the giant fruitbat scratches her belly.
Pubert the giant fruitbat flaps her wings.
Wee Morticia Frump says: Please give your ballots to me.
Wee Morticia Frump smiles at Nanna Jehane von Bruxa.
Wee Rysa reads the piece of writing paper with orange edges.
Slint says in Morporkian: I'm not sure I understand the fruitbat competition,
               unless there is only one entrant.
Wee Rysa gives a piece of writing paper with orange edges to Wee Morticia
Frump.
Wee Morticia Frump puts the piece of writing paper with orange edges in a
pocket in the crude string bag.
Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry gets a cured Traveller's Suggestive Biscuit
from a paper bag.
Wee Alida starts writing on the piece of writing paper with black edges with
the quill.
Loutre Partridgeberry licks a biscuit that looks like Wodan.  The biscuit sobs
in despair.
Laggerbat the giant fruitbat nibbles on her wing hungrily.
Loutre Partridgeberry chomps a biscuit that looks like Wodan.  The biscuit sobs
in despair.
Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry eats a piece of the cured Traveller's
Suggestive Biscuit.
Wee Rysa gets a piece of writing paper with black edges from a pocket in a
white silk satchel.
Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry eats a piece of the cured Traveller's
Suggestive Biscuit.
Nanna Jehane von Bruxa starts writing on the piece of writing paper with black
edges with the quill.
Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry says in Morporkian with a Genuan accent:
     biscuit biscuit. :)
Wee Rysa reads the white silk satchel.
Wee Alida finishes writing on a piece of writing paper with black edges.
Nanna Jehane von Bruxa finishes writing on a piece of writing paper with black
edges.
Nanna Jehane von Bruxa gives a piece of writing paper with black edges to Wee
Morticia Frump.
Old Woman Pokeberry Clutterbuck starts writing on the piece of writing paper
with black edges with the quill.
Wee Alida gives a piece of writing paper with black edges to Wee Morticia
Frump.
Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry eats the last of the cured Traveller's
Suggestive Biscuit.
Wee Morticia Frump puts two pieces of writing paper with black edges in a
pocket in the crude string bag.
Old Woman Pokeberry Clutterbuck finishes writing on a piece of writing paper
with black edges.
Old Woman Pokeberry Clutterbuck gives a piece of writing paper with black edges
to Wee Morticia Frump.
Wee Morticia Frump puts the piece of writing paper with black edges in a pocket
in the crude string bag.
The large and scruffy raven tugs on Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry's hair in
a desperate attempt to get some attention.
Pokeberry Clutterbuck nibbles a biscuit that looks like Wodan.  The biscuit
screams in surprise.
Wee Rysa starts writing on the piece of writing paper with black edges with the
quill.
> look bats
This is Fuffens, a fruitbat that Woom With A View has summoned to do
his bidding.  He looks cute, in a way that only a two foot tall fruitbat
carrying a small basket with its feet could.
He is following Woom With A View.
He is in good shape.
He is flying above the ground here.
He looks well-fed.
Wearing : a pair of ivy green silk y-fronts, an azure linen cape and a simple
          straw hat.
Carrying: a solitaire board, a large round stone and a horn of plenty.
His purse is fit to burst!
This is Chiroptera, a fruitbat that Rysa has summoned to do her bidding.  She
looks cute, in a way that only a two foot tall fruitbat carrying a small basket
with its feet could.
She is following Rysa.
She is in good shape.
She is flying above the ground here.
She looks well-fed.
Wearing : a ruby red wool cape.
Carrying: two cured juicy melons, a cured small watermelon, a short scaly robe,
          an occult silver ring and a fruit basket.
This is Laggerbat, a fruitbat that Pokeberry Clutterbuck has summoned to do her
bidding.  She looks cute, in a way that only a two foot tall fruitbat carrying
a small basket with its feet could.
She is following Pokeberry Clutterbuck.
She is in good shape.
She is flying above the ground here.
She looks thin.
Carrying: a fruit basket, a fruit bowl, a medium sized turquoise bottle, two
          planks with a nail in 'em, a large glass jar and some honey.
Her purse is bulging with coins.
This is Nunaya, a fruitbat that Jehane von Bruxa has summoned to do her
bidding.  She looks cute, in a way that only a two foot tall fruitbat carrying
a small basket with its feet could.
Reavia sips a few ounces of sweet tea from the teacup of sweet tea.
She is following Jehane von Bruxa.
She is in good shape.
She is flapping sadly close to the ground here.
She looks well-fed.
Carrying: Food Storage, a broomstick, a light grey silk backpack, a hunter's
          pack, a medium leather shield and a small wooden box.
Her purse is fit to burst!
This is Pubert, a fruitbat that Morticia Frump has summoned to do her bidding. 
She looks cute, in a way that only a two foot tall fruitbat carrying a small
basket with its feet could.
She is following Morticia Frump.
She is in good shape.
She is flapping sadly close to the ground here.
She looks well-fed.
Her eyelashes are long and black, her eyes are outlined in black, her nails are
painted glossy black and her lips are a matte black.
Wearing : a pair of jet black spider silk slippers, a pair of black lace wing
          cosies, a midnight black velvet gown and a moonlight coloured
          gossamer silk scarf.
Carrying: a white silk satchel, two light grey silk backpacks, a light blue
          silk backpack and a triangle shaped silk backpack.
Wee Morticia Frump opens the black backpack.
Wee Morticia Frump gets a recital harp, a genuine Genuan guitar and a wooden
recorder from a pocket in a black backpack.
Wee Morticia Frump closes the black backpack.
Reavia sips a few ounces of sweet tea from the teacup of sweet tea.
Old Woman Pokeberry Clutterbuck stares intently into space for a bit.
Wee Morticia Frump drops the recital harp, the genuine Genuan guitar and the
wooden recorder.
Wee Rysa's iridescent scarab beetle ponders thoughtfully.
Old Woman Pokeberry Clutterbuck stares intently into space for a bit.
Pubert the giant fruitbat flaps her wings.
Reverend Malroth seems to spend some time talking to himself while kneeling.
The large and scruffy raven nibbles on his foot.
Wee Rysa doesn't write anything after all.
Wee Morticia Frump says:  Here are a few different instruments in case any one
needs one to be mocked with.
Wee Rysa starts writing on the piece of writing paper with black edges with the
quill.
Fuffens the giant fruitbat scratches his belly.
Wee Rysa doesn't write anything after all.
Wee Rysa starts writing on the piece of writing paper with black edges with the
quill.
Haslo auf der Scheibe emerges from a thaumic door which appears in midair.
Wee Rysa finishes writing on a piece of writing paper with black edges.
Wee Rysa reads the piece of writing paper with black edges.
Reavia nodnods at Nanna Jehane von Bruxa.
Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry gets a cured bunny biscuit from a paper bag.
Wee Morticia Frump gets a genuine Genuan guitar from a fallow field.
Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry eats the last of the cured bunny biscuit.
Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry bounces around.
Wee Rysa gives a piece of writing paper with black edges to Wee Morticia Frump.
Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry gets a teacup of sweet tea from a paper bag.
Wee Alida gets a cured bunny biscuit from a pocket in a white silk satchel.
Wee Morticia Frump holds a genuine Genuan guitar in her left hand and right
hand.
Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry sips a few ounces of sweet tea from the teacup
of sweet tea.
Wee Morticia Frump tunes her genuine Genuan guitar.
Nanna Jehane von Bruxa squints critically at Wee Morticia Frump.
Wee Alida eats the last of the cured bunny biscuit.
Nanna Jehane von Bruxa puts the evil eye on Wee Morticia Frump.
Wee Morticia Frump carelessly plays a dischordant melody on her genuine Genuan
guitar.
Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry sips a few ounces of sweet tea from the teacup
of sweet tea.
Wee Morticia Frump plays an elegantly simple melody line on her genuine Genuan
guitar.
Wee Morticia Frump removes the pair of iron gauntlets.
Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry exclaims in Morporkian with a Genuan accent: 
     Have ne aphinistiaui meus bene baebnial adhuc!
Wee Morticia Frump wears a pair of iron gauntlets.
Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry sips a few ounces of sweet tea from the teacup
of sweet tea.
Old Woman Pokeberry Clutterbuck tastes a tablespoon of sweet tea from the
teacup of sweet tea.
Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry sips a few ounces of sweet tea from the teacup
of sweet tea.
Nanna Jehane von Bruxa loudly exclaims in Morporkian with a Lancrastrian
     accent: You call that playing, Morticia?  Yikes, so hoc is why our Flaudia
     invented hiior earmuffs. Lawks! I'd rather even listen to Francidniali and
     his ukelele at pain! You're supposed to fabricati amo to ille guitar,
     dearie, not torture it ad death. Now, go on and put some real effort
     into tuus practicing.... praeferabeus somewhere far, far away!
The large and scruffy raven pouts.
Wee Morticia Frump puts the piece of writing paper with black edges in a pocket
in the crude string bag.
Laggerbat the giant fruitbat nibbles on her wing hungrily.
Haslo auf der Scheibe's little brown imp stares blankly at the sky.
The large and scruffy raven argles abstractly.
Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry sips a few ounces of sweet tea from the
teacup.
Wee Rysa drinks from the teacup of sweet tea.
Wee Rysa drinks a few ounces of sweet tea from the teacup of sweet tea.
Haslo auf der Scheibe's little brown imp sneezes.
Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry giggles at Nanna Jehane von Bruxa.
Wee Morticia Frump says: Any more ballots?
Wee Alida claps her hands.
Wee Morticia Frump applauds Nanna Jehane von Bruxa wholeheartedly.
Wee Rysa huggles Chiroptera the giant fruitbat.
Chiroptera the giant fruitbat gazes lovingly at Wee Rysa.
Reavia applauds Nanna Jehane von Bruxa wholeheartedly.
Haslo auf der Scheibe leaves west.
The large and scruffy raven opens one black eye.
Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry gets a Bee Witched - Lancre Witch Trials 2004
t-shirt from a paper bag.
Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry wears a Bee Witched - Lancre Witch Trials 2004
t-shirt.
Pubert the giant fruitbat scratches her belly.
Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry beams brightly.
Wee Morticia Frump says:  Anyone else want to try a mock?
Wee Rysa gets a Bee Witched - Lancre Witch Trials 2004 t-shirt from a pocket in
a white silk satchel.
Wee Morticia Frump reads four pieces of writing paper with orange edges.
Wee Rysa removes a close-fitting black leather bag so she can wear a Bee
Witched - Lancre Witch Trials 2004 t-shirt.
Wee Rysa wears a close-fitting black leather bag.
Wee Morticia Frump reads four pieces of writing paper with black edges.
Wee Alida gets a cured Traveller's Suggestive Biscuit from a pocket in a white
silk satchel.
Loutre disintegrates paper bag.
Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry bounces around.
Pokeberry Clutterbuck chews a biscuit that looks like Wodan.  The biscuit cries
in anguish.
The large and scruffy raven exclaims in Morporkian with a Lancrastrian accent:
     And now est sumiti time for our Quirmian practice!
The large and scruffy raven clatters his beak brightly.
The large and scruffy raven says in Morporkian with a Lancrastrian accent: Now,
     listen carefully.
Reavia gets a cured Traveller's Suggestive Biscuit from a paper bag.
Wee Alida eats a piece of the cured Traveller's Suggestive Biscuit.
Pubert the giant fruitbat nudges Wee Morticia Frump.
Pubert the giant fruitbat gives the triangle shaped silk backpack to Wee
Morticia Frump.
The large and scruffy raven says in Morporkian with a Lancrastrian accent:
     Gemmeray Sum a-trapper say verse.
The large and scruffy raven says in Morporkian with a Lancrastrian accent: Il
     your portoneium par Deanial umaius... umper... ah, sod... raincodat! 
     Silly buggers.
Wee Morticia Frump offers to give a black silk backpack to Pubert the giant
fruitbat.
Reavia eats a piece of the cured Traveller's Suggestive Biscuit.
The large and scruffy raven exclaims in Morporkian with a Lancrastrian accent:
     Vwasee, Ren! im kaereius ardium lajnial!
Wee Morticia Frump gives a black silk backpack to Pubert the giant fruitbat.
The large and scruffy raven exclaims in Morporkian with a Lancrastrian accent:
     And lgium be testing you in them next hour!
The large and scruffy raven winks cheekily.
Reavia eats a piece of the cured Traveller's Suggestive Biscuit.
Wee Rysa's iridescent scarab beetle paces around.
Wee Alida eats a piece of the cured Traveller's Suggestive Biscuit.
Reavia eats the last of the cured Traveller's Suggestive Biscuit.
Wee Alida eats the last of the cured Traveller's Suggestive Biscuit.
Nanna Jehane von Bruxa says: Well... I've got another one... but it needs us to
be a bit drunk, and of age, and someone playing a flute!
Wee Rysa gets a large round stone from a pocket in a white silk satchel.
Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry grins.
Old Woman Pokeberry Clutterbuck laughs.
Wee Rysa puts the large round stone up to her ear and listens intently.
Wee Morticia Frump says:  Time for awards.  Since Granny Weatherwax always
takes first place, the contest is for second place.
Wee Rysa puts the large round stone into a pocket in the white silk satchel.
The large and scruffy raven bounces around.
The large and scruffy raven asks in Morporkian with a Lancrastrian accent: Can 
     sum druntrali too? Possum I?
Wee Morticia Frump gets a small cauldron from a pocket in a triangle shaped
silk backpack.
Reavia looks around for a flute
Wee Rysa gets a cured bunny biscuit from a pocket in a white silk satchel.
Wee Alida gets a teacup of sweet tea from a pocket in a white silk satchel.
The large and scruffy raven mumbles under his breath.
Wee Rysa's iridescent scarab beetle peers around with interest.
Wee Rysa eats the last of the cured bunny biscuit.
Reavia sips a few ounces of sweet tea from the teacup of sweet tea.
Reavia sips a few ounces of sweet tea from the teacup of sweet tea.
Wee Morticia Frump says:  The award for second place in the four stage category
goes to...
Reavia sips a teaspoon of sweet tea from the teacup.
Wee Alida sips a few ounces of sweet tea from the teacup of sweet tea.
The large and scruffy raven cackles at himself.
The large and scruffy raven steps on Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry's neck.
Wee Morticia Frump says:  ...Our Jehane!
Pubert the giant fruitbat squeaks happily.
Wee Alida sips a few ounces of sweet tea from the teacup of sweet tea.
Wee Rysa drinks a teaspoon of sweet tea from the teacup.
Wee Rysa drinks from the teacup.
Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry cheers enthusiastically.
Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry bounces around.
Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry snuggles up to Nanna Jehane von Bruxa
affectionately.
Nanna Jehane von Bruxa blushes.
Reavia cheers enthusiastically at Nanna Jehane von Bruxa.
Nanna Jehane von Bruxa bows.
Wee Rysa cheers enthusiastically at Nanna Jehane von Bruxa.
Wee Alida congratulates Nanna Jehane von Bruxa.
Slint claps her hands loudly.
Wee Alida sips a few ounces of sweet tea from the teacup of sweet tea.
Reavia congratulates Nanna Jehane von Bruxa.
Wee Morticia Frump gets a small cauldron from a pocket in a triangle shaped
silk backpack.
Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry kisses Nanna Jehane von Bruxa's cheek.
Wee Rysa opens the close-fitting black leather bag.
Wee Rysa puts the teacup into a pocket in the close-fitting black leather bag.
Wee Rysa closes the close-fitting black leather bag.
Nanna Jehane von Bruxa jumps up and down excitedly.
Wee Morticia Frump gives a small cauldron to Nanna Jehane von Bruxa.
Old Woman Pokeberry Clutterbuck cheers enthusiastically at Nanna Jehane von
Bruxa.
Pubert the giant fruitbat squeaks happily.
Nanna Jehane von Bruxa fluffs Wee Morticia Frump.
The large and scruffy raven stands up and jumps up and down excitedly.
Nanna Jehane von Bruxa thanks Wee Morticia Frump.
Wee Alida drinks from the teacup.
Wee Alida drinks a few ounces of sweet tea from the teacup.
Wee Rysa's iridescent scarab beetle waggles around mischievously.
Nanna Jehane von Bruxa faints.
Wee Morticia Frump reads four pieces of writing paper with black edges.
Laggerbat the giant fruitbat stares at you anxiously.
Nanna Jehane von Bruxa beams proudly.
Reavia puts the paper bag in a pocket in the hunter's pack.
Nunaya the giant fruitbat nudges Nanna Jehane von Bruxa.
Nunaya the giant fruitbat gives Food Storage to Nanna Jehane von Bruxa.
Nanna Jehane von Bruxa gets a sixth of a cured juicy melon from a pocket in
Food Storage.
Nanna Jehane von Bruxa offers the sixth of a cured juicy melon to Laggerbat the
giant fruitbat.
Laggerbat the giant fruitbat eagerly takes a bite out of the sixth of a cured
juicy melon.
The large and scruffy raven nibbles on Nanna Jehane von Bruxa's toe.
Nanna Jehane von Bruxa puts the sixth of a cured juicy melon in a pocket in
Food Storage.
Nanna Jehane von Bruxa offers to give Food Storage to Nunaya the giant
fruitbat.
Old Woman Pokeberry Clutterbuck says in Morporkian with a Lancrastrian accent:
     Lawks. I am a harmless old seller of apples, and skinny besides.
     Lawks. Pray take and eat one, dearie.
The large and scruffy raven exclaims in Morporkian with a Lancrastrian accent:
     Vwaardium ego!
Nanna Jehane von Bruxa gives Food Storage to Nunaya the giant fruitbat.
Laggerbat the giant fruitbat is so tempted by the slightly rotten Golden
Disagreeable apple that she can't help but take it from Old Woman Pokeberry
Clutterbuck.
Laggerbat the giant fruitbat eats a piece of the slightly rotten Golden
Disagreeable apple.
The large and scruffy raven beams brightly.
Laggerbat the giant fruitbat eats a piece of the slightly rotten Golden
Disagreeable apple.
Laggerbat the giant fruitbat eats the last of the slightly rotten Golden
Disagreeable apple.
Wee Morticia Frump says:  I'm embarrassed to say that the winner in the
fruitbat contest is my wee Pubert.
Wee Alida gets a large round stone from a pocket in a white silk satchel.
Chiroptera the giant fruitbat scratches her belly.
Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry grins.
Nanna Jehane von Bruxa cheers enthusiastically at Pubert the giant fruitbat.
Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry cheers enthusiastically at Wee Morticia Frump.
Slint cheers enthusiastically.
Nanna Jehane von Bruxa cheers enthusiastically at Wee Morticia Frump.
Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry cheers enthusiastically at Pubert the giant
fruitbat.
Wee Morticia Frump gets a small cauldron from a pocket in a triangle shaped
silk backpack.
Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry pats Pubert the giant fruitbat on the head.
Old Woman Pokeberry Clutterbuck cheers enthusiastically at Pubert the giant
fruitbat.
Nanna Jehane von Bruxa congratulates Pubert the giant fruitbat.
The large and scruffy raven says in Morporkian with a Lancrastrian accent: Vooz
     eenial im trayz trayz trayz trayz trayz peteet shen.
Pubert the giant fruitbat hops into Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry's arms.
Nanna Jehane von Bruxa congratulates Wee Morticia Frump.
Wee Alida cheers enthusiastically at Pubert the giant fruitbat.
Pubert the giant fruitbat flaps her wings.
Chiroptera the giant fruitbat squeaks happily.
Wee Morticia Frump gives a small cauldron to Wee Alida.
Nunaya the giant fruitbat scratches her belly.
Pubert the giant fruitbat blushes.
Fuffens the giant fruitbat flaps his wings.
Reavia cheers enthusiastically at Pubert the giant fruitbat.
Wee Rysa asks in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: where can we get our
     vespertiliat make-up?
Pubert the giant fruitbat thanks Malroth, the large and scruffy raven, Loutre
Partridgeberry, Fuffens the giant fruitbat, Woom With A View, Chiroptera the
giant fruitbat, Rysa, Alida, Reavia, Laggerbat the giant fruitbat, Pokeberry
Clutterbuck, Nunaya the giant fruitbat, Jehane von Bruxa, Morticia Frump and
Slint.
Wee Alida thanks Wee Morticia Frump.
The large and scruffy raven does a little step dance.
Wee Morticia Frump nodnods at Nanna Jehane von Bruxa.
The large and scruffy raven settles down comfortably and starts to chatter
quietly to himself in strange Quirmian.
Old Woman Pokeberry Clutterbuck says in Morporkian with a Lancrastrian accent: 
     regular makeup stalli works for vespertiliat too dearie.
Nanna Jehane von Bruxa says: At any make up shop, Rysa, and their clothes are
for sale in a shop inside the Snail, I think.
Wee Rysa beams brightly.
Wee Morticia Frump says: Our Alida is going to give it another try, too.
Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry grins at A Woom With A View.
Nunaya the giant fruitbat squeaks happily.
Wee Alida stretches.
Nanna Jehane von Bruxa woos at Wee Alida.
Fuffens the giant fruitbat sulks in the corner.
Old Woman Pokeberry Clutterbuck says in Morporkian with a Lancrastrian accent:
     You possum get custom vestimat made in Razorback
Wee Rysa's iridescent scarab beetle waves her feelers around.
Nanna Jehane von Bruxa squints critically at Wee Alida.
Chiroptera the giant fruitbat flaps her wings.
Nanna Jehane von Bruxa puts the evil eye on Wee Alida.
Wee Alida waves her arms about convoking all the surrounding heat to gather
together in front of her.
Wee Alida murmers a magical phrase, and sets fire to the air in front of her in
a great flash of heat and light!
A Woom With A View nods happily at Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry.
Wee Alida waves her arms about convoking all the surrounding heat to gather
together in front of her.
Wee Alida murmers a magical phrase, and sets fire to the air in front of her in
a great flash of heat and light!
Reverend Malroth seems to spend some time talking to himself while kneeling.
Nanna Jehane von Bruxa loudly exclaims in Morporkian with a Lancrastrian
     accent: You caelgium that phiri, Alida?  That's ne fire dearie, now, noster
     Gytha, e possum set things on fire, especialiseus men's cardiae, that
     sumit, but still, it's melius chan your half soppy attempt! Putia some
     effort in it!
The large and scruffy raven sulkily says in Morporkian with a Lancrastrian
     accent: That's what you always say.
Wee Alida waves her arms about convoking all the surrounding heat to gather
together in front of her.
Nanna Jehane von Bruxa pauses for a moment of reflection, and then exclaims
'Bah!'.
Wee Alida murmers a magical phrase, and sets fire to the air in front of her in
a great flash of heat and light!
Laggerbat the giant fruitbat scratches her belly.
Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry stares intently into space for a bit.
Wee Alida stares wide-eyed at something that isn't there.
Chiroptera the giant fruitbat scratches her belly.
Wee Alida waves her arms about convoking all the surrounding heat to gather
together in front of her.
Wee Rysa's iridescent scarab beetle peers around with interest.
There is the faintest of sounds, as of a gnat yawning, then a WHOOSH sound. 
Suddenly there is pandemonium as Ceveth arrives on her broomstick from
somewhere above and barrels into you, almost knocking you to the ground.  She
apologises sheepishly.
Wee Alida murmers a magical phrase, and sets fire to the air in front of her in
a great flash of heat and light!
Nanna Jehane von Bruxa loudly says in Morporkian with a Lancrastrian accent:
     You call that convoking, Alida?  You call that convoking?  mean, that's
     like priests stuff what you're doing! Paeopilis open ne listen to ille!
     Nunc, our Nanny, if she egexi a crowd, all she had to do was whisper
     proximalis Lancre and it would Gather. Put some effort in it,
     dearium, and ne this pathetic Oh please, come see ego, lgium pay you
     stutria we're having nunc.
Wee Alida looks determined to try harder.
The large and scruffy raven sulkily says in Morporkian with a Lancrastrian
     accent: That's what you always say.
Smoke starts pouring from Wee Alida's hands!
The smoke clears.
Nanna Jehane von Bruxa comforts Wee Alida.
Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry giggles.
Wee Alida points over your shoulder and screams: They're coming!
Wee Alida waves her arms about convoking all the surrounding heat to gather
together in front of her.
Wee Alida murmers a magical phrase, and sets fire to the air in front of her in
a great flash of heat and light!
Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry pats the large and scruffy raven on the
comfortingly.
The large and scruffy raven asks in Morporkian with a Lancrastrian accent:
     'Ere, whadda you think I am - some kind of pet?
Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry says to the large and scruffy raven in
     Morporkian with a Genuan accent: She was ne talking to you, dear.
Wee Morticia Frump puts the small cauldron in a pocket in the triangle shaped
silk backpack.
Wee Morticia Frump offers to give a triangle shaped silk backpack to Pubert the
giant fruitbat.
Laggerbat the giant fruitbat squeaks happily.
Wee Morticia Frump gives a triangle shaped silk backpack to Pubert the giant
fruitbat.
Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry says to the large and scruffy raven in
     Morporkian with a Genuan accent: Yes, dear.
Wee Alida waves her arms about convoking all the surrounding heat to gather
together in front of her.
Wee Alida murmers a magical phrase, and sets fire to the air in front of her in
a great flash of heat and light!
Wee Alida rolls up in a small ball at your feet.
Wee Morticia Frump gets a wooden recorder from a fallow field.
Wee Morticia Frump puts down a genuine Genuan guitar from her left hand and
right hand.
Wee Morticia Frump holds a wooden recorder in her left hand and right hand.
Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry grins at Wee Alida.
Wee Alida waves her arms about convoking all the surrounding heat to gather
together in front of her.
Wee Alida murmers a magical phrase, and sets fire to the air in front of her in
a great flash of heat and light!
Smoke starts pouring from Wee Alida's hands!
The smoke clears.
The strong smell of garlic reaches you as Alida exhales.
Old Woman Pokeberry Clutterbuck winces.
Wee Alida trembles and drools a bit.
Wee Alida waves her arms about convoking all the surrounding heat to gather
together in front of her.
Wee Rysa reads Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry.
Wee Alida murmers a magical phrase, and sets fire to the air in front of her in
a great flash of heat and light!
Nanna Jehane von Bruxa gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball.
Loutre Partridgeberry swallows a biscuit that looks like Brandobas.  The
biscuit sobs in despair.
Loutre Partridgeberry bites a biscuit that looks like Brandobas.  The biscuit
sobs in despair.
Loutre Partridgeberry licks a biscuit that looks like Brandobas.  The biscuit
screams in surprise.
Loutre Partridgeberry sucks a biscuit that looks like Brandobas.  The biscuit
wails in pain.
Loutre Partridgeberry devours a biscuit that looks like Brandobas.  The biscuit
moans in ecstasy.
Loutre Partridgeberry swallows a biscuit that looks like Brandobas.  The
biscuit moans in ecstasy.
Loutre Partridgeberry nibbles a biscuit that looks like Brandobas.  The biscuit
screams in surprise.
Loutre Partridgeberry nibbles a biscuit that looks like Brandobas.  The biscuit
cries in anguish.
Reavia gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball.
Wee Alida waves her arms about convoking all the surrounding heat to gather
together in front of her.
Wee Alida points over your shoulder and screams: They're coming!
Wee Alida murmers a magical phrase, and sets fire to the air in front of her in
a great flash of heat and light!
Old Woman Pokeberry Clutterbuck gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball.
The strong smell of garlic reaches you as Alida exhales.
Wee Alida sighs.
Wee Alida says in Morporkian with a Lancrastrian accent: Oi, I knows when I'm
     bedo
Wee Rysa gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball.
Ceveth's dragonhead ring breathes little streams of fire.
Chiroptera the giant fruitbat flaps her wings.
Nanna Jehane von Bruxa says: If you ladies are interested, I'll give our
unlucky Alida here a bit of a rest by performing another mock....
Wee Morticia Frump says: You gave it a good effort, dear.
Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry exclaims in Morporkian with a Genuan accent:
     He knows what crows sumo!
Wee Alida trembles and drools a bit.
The strong smell of garlic reaches you as Alida exhales.
The large and scruffy raven ruffles his feathers.
A pretentious teenager arrives from the west.
Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry asks the large and scruffy raven in Morporkian
     with a Genuan accent: Are you a crow, then?
Old Woman Pokeberry Clutterbuck says in Morporkian with a Lancrastrian accent:
     Oh wait on your gaius a bit dearie, you'll get it.  Do you have it in 
     stometrali? I'll give you a hand if you like.
The pretentious teenager carefully arranges her hair.
The large and scruffy raven asks in Morporkian with a Lancrastrian accent: Aye,
     iire right sods ateinial ne ii, them criat?
The large and scruffy raven peers at Old Woman Pokeberry Clutterbuck.
Nanna Jehane von Bruxa squints critically at Wee Morticia Frump.
Nanna Jehane von Bruxa puts the evil eye on Wee Morticia Frump.
Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry grins at A Woom With A View.
The large and scruffy raven bites Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry on the
collarbone.
Wee Morticia Frump carelessly plays a boring tune on her wooden recorder.
Wee Alida trembles and drools a bit.
Nanna Jehane von Bruxa loudly exclaims in Morporkian with a Lancrastrian
     accent: You call that playing, Morticia?  Oh dear, you've got a lot to
     learn, don't you? Now, carpe  example in noster Gytha, she could teach you
     a thing or two about a thing or two! Quare, she must have played
     every flute in Lancre and surroundings by now. I etium heard rumoat ille
     she alsjius played Casanunduti piccolo! Dearie, playing the flutjium sumit
     ne just bluans lightly on the instrumeneium. You sure suck at it, go
     practice more!
Wee Morticia Frump plays a soft and clear melody on her wooden recorder.
The pretentious teenager leaves west.
Wee Morticia Frump rolls around on the floor laughing.
Ceveth looks sternly at her broomstick.
Ceveth looks sternly at her broomstick.
Wee Morticia Frump applauds someone wholeheartedly.
Wee Alida trembles and drools a bit.
Wee Rysa buries one handful of bat guano deep within the ground.
Wee Rysa reads the white silk satchel.
Ceveth looks sternly at her broomstick.
Reavia grins at someone.
Wee Alida makes strange mewling noises.
Wee Alida stares intently at the large round stone.
Reverend Malroth seems to spend some time talking to himself while kneeling.
Wee Morticia Frump says:  That is the end of the scheduled festivities. Anyone
need more tea and biscuits?  Did everyone get a shirt that wanted one?
Wee Alida gives a large round stone to Old Woman Pokeberry Clutterbuck.
A pretentious teenager arrives from the west.
Ceveth looks sternly at her broomstick.
Slint thanks Wee Morticia Frump for organising.
Old Woman Pokeberry Clutterbuck says in Morporkian with a Lancrastrian accent:
     Wait i'll do Alida's pro her
Wee Alida trembles and drools a bit.
The large and scruffy raven peers at Old Woman Pokeberry Clutterbuck.
Wee Morticia Frump gets a paper bag from a pocket in a small backpack.
Old Woman Pokeberry Clutterbuck's eyes roll back into her head.
The large and scruffy raven kicks Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry in the neck.
Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry sings "Memor erit in saeculum, testamenti
sui!".
Ceveth looks sternly at her broomstick.
Old Woman Pokeberry Clutterbuck puts the large round stone up to her ear and
listens intently.
Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry says to the large and scruffy raven in
     Morporkian with a Genuan accent: Behave yourself! And get deorsum.
The large and scruffy raven croaks amiably.
The large and scruffy raven shuffles towards Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry.
You notice Nanna Jehane von Bruxa nearby.
Nanna Jehane von Bruxa fluffs Morticia muchly for the organization.
Nunaya the giant fruitbat scratches her belly.
Old Woman Pokeberry Clutterbuck begins to stare with great concentration at a
large round stone.
Wee Alida makes strange mewling noises.
Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry exclaims to the large and scruffy raven in
     Morporkian with a Genuan accent: No, deorsum! And follow!
The large and scruffy raven croaks amiably.
Wee Morticia Frump says: Thanks to everyone for showing up and taking part!
Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry glares stonily at the large and scruffy raven.
The pretentious teenager leaves west.
The large and scruffy raven shuffles towards Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry.
Nanna Jehane von Bruxa ponders.
Old Woman Pokeberry Clutterbuck stops staring at the large round stone.
Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry says to the large and scruffy raven in
     Morporkian with a Genuan accent: Useless bint. Eo home.
The large and scruffy raven yawns extravagantly.
The large and scruffy raven unfolds his wings with a shrug and flaps away.
Old Woman Pokeberry Clutterbuck says in Morporkian with a Lancrastrian accent:
     WAIT
Nanna Jehane von Bruxa says: Can Alida perhaps imbue her trick into.... never
mind :)
Nanna Jehane von Bruxa waits for the final trick.
Wee Alida puts her hands over her ears.
Ceveth looks sternly at her broomstick.
Old Woman Pokeberry Clutterbuck waves her arms about convoking all the
surrounding heat to gather together in front of her.
Old Woman Pokeberry Clutterbuck murmers a magical phrase, and sets fire to the
air in front of her in a great flash of heat and light!
Wee Rysa's iridescent scarab beetle wanders around, waving her feelers in the
air.
Chiroptera the giant fruitbat squeaks happily.
Smoke starts pouring from Old Woman Pokeberry Clutterbuck's hands!
The smoke clears.
Laggerbat the giant fruitbat flaps her wings.
Pubert the giant fruitbat flaps her wings.
Wee Alida eeks.
Nanna Jehane von Bruxa throws back her head and cackles with glee.
Wee Alida makes strange mewling noises.
Wee Morticia Frump rolls around on the floor laughing.
You giggle.
Old Woman Pokeberry Clutterbuck asks in Morporkian with a Lancrastrian accent:
     Oh dearis, how hard did you make it dearie?
Wee Rysa grins at Old Woman Pokeberry Clutterbuck.
Old Woman Pokeberry Clutterbuck laughs.
Nanna Jehane von Bruxa says: Oh dear, how hard did you make that trick, Alida?
Reavia chuckles.
Wee Alida says in Morporkian with a Lancrastrian accent: Just averagjius..
Ceveth's dragonhead ring snorts little puffs of smoke into the air.
A large and scruffy raven circles in with a joyous croak and lands heavily on
the ground near your feet.
Old Woman Pokeberry Clutterbuck says in Morporkian with a Lancrastrian accent:
     didn't use any gp
Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry giggles at Old Woman Pokeberry Clutterbuck.
Laggerbat the giant fruitbat flaps her wings.
The large and scruffy raven waddles about the place like a sailor on shore
leave.
Wee Alida rolls up in a small ball at your feet.
Chiroptera the giant fruitbat scratches her belly.
Old Woman Pokeberry Clutterbuck waves her arms about convoking all the
surrounding heat to gather together in front of her.
Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry asks the large and scruffy raven in Morporkian
     with a Genuan accent: Ocnial, you're brachium again, are you?
Wee Alida blushes.
Old Woman Pokeberry Clutterbuck murmers a magical phrase, and sets fire to the
air in front of her in a great flash of heat and light!
Wee Morticia Frump opens the black backpack.
Wee Morticia Frump puts the genuine Genuan guitar and the wooden recorder in a
pocket in the black backpack.
Wee Morticia Frump closes the black backpack.
Smoke starts pouring from Old Woman Pokeberry Clutterbuck's hands!
The smoke clears.
Reavia chuckles at Nanna Jehane von Bruxa.
The large and scruffy raven says in Morporkian with a Lancrastrian accent:
     Cras, cras, coruti ...
The large and scruffy raven exclaims in Morporkian with a Lancrastrian accent:
     Vwaardium ego!
The large and scruffy raven croaks amiably.
The large and scruffy raven beams brightly.
The large and scruffy raven shuffles towards Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry.
Wee Morticia Frump puts the bold green crayon in a pocket in the small
backpack.
The large and scruffy raven clowns around vaguely.
Nanna Jehane von Bruxa squints critically at Old Woman Pokeberry Clutterbuck.
Nanna Jehane von Bruxa puts the evil eye on Old Woman Pokeberry Clutterbuck.
Old Woman Pokeberry Clutterbuck says in Morporkian with a Lancrastrian accent:
     Have to cast Woom's tricks res on that one.
Wee Morticia Frump puts the paper bag in a pocket in the small backpack.
The large and scruffy raven flaps heavily up to perch on Ragamuffin Loutre
Partridgeberry's shoulder.
The large and scruffy raven nibbles on Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry's ear.
The large and scruffy raven taunts Wee Rysa from a safe distance.
The large and scruffy raven kicks Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry in the neck.
Old Woman Pokeberry Clutterbuck waves her arms about convoking all the
surrounding heat to gather together in front of her.
Wee Morticia Frump gets a recital harp from a fallow field.
Old Woman Pokeberry Clutterbuck murmers a magical phrase, and sets fire to the
air in front of her in a great flash of heat and light!
Wee Morticia Frump opens the black backpack.
Wee Morticia Frump puts the recital harp in a pocket in the black backpack.
Wee Morticia Frump closes the black backpack.
Pokeberry looks a bit sheepish, what with her eyebrows missing. Nice tan
though!
Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry giggles.
Slint cheers enthusiastically.
Wee Alida cheers enthusiastically.
Wee Morticia Frump applauds Old Woman Pokeberry Clutterbuck and Wee Alida
wholeheartedly.
Old Woman Pokeberry Clutterbuck exclaims in Morporkian with a Lancrastrian
     accent: it was fire!! and  tm'd it thanky very much!
Wee Morticia Frump gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball.
Old Woman Pokeberry Clutterbuck gives a large round stone to Wee Alida.
Wee Alida cheers enthusiastically at Old Woman Pokeberry Clutterbuck.
Old Woman Pokeberry Clutterbuck changes her vote to Alida
Fuffens the giant fruitbat flaps his wings.
The large and scruffy raven settles down comfortably and starts to chatter
quietly to himself in strange Quirmian.
Ceveth looks sternly at her broomstick.
Nanna Jehane von Bruxa goes WOOOOO-HOOOOO!
Wee Morticia Frump woos.
Nanna Jehane von Bruxa applauds Wee Alida and Old Woman Pokeberry Clutterbuck
wholeheartedly.
Wee Alida smiles.
Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry sings "Annuntiavit populo suo!".
Wee Alida thanks Old Woman Pokeberry Clutterbuck.
Reavia cheers enthusiastically at Old Woman Pokeberry Clutterbuck and Wee
Alida.
Ceveth seats herself on her broomstick.
With the flamboyance that only a witch could have, Ceveth adjusts her
dragonhead ring and prepares for liftoff on her broomstick.  Unfortunately, the
effect is somewhat spoiled when she starts running up and down to bump start
her trusty steed.  At last she succeeds, and takes off with a WHOOSH!
Pubert the giant fruitbat squeaks happily.
Wee Alida puts the large round stone in a pocket in the black backpack.
You put down a quill.
You shake the broomstick vigorously and from the sloshing inside you guess that
there is fuel enough for three trips.
Pubert the giant fruitbat squeaks happily.
Old Woman Pokeberry Clutterbuck cheers enthusiastically at Wee Morticia Frump.
You wave happily.
Wee Alida reads the small brown ticket.
Pubert the giant fruitbat looks a bit peckish.
Nanna Jehane von Bruxa grins at Reavia.
Wee Alida woos.
Wee Rysa reads the white silk satchel.
Nanna Jehane von Bruxa gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball.
You thank Wee Alida and Morticia and Jehane and Pokeberry.
Chiroptera the giant fruitbat scratches her belly.
The large and scruffy raven tugs on Ragamuffin Loutre Partridgeberry's hair in
a desperate attempt to get some attention.
Pubert the giant fruitbat nudges Wee Morticia Frump.
Pubert the giant fruitbat gives the triangle shaped silk backpack to Wee
Morticia Frump.
You seat yourself on your broomstick.
With the flamboyance that only a witch could have, you adjust your plain black
dress and prepare for liftoff on your broomstick.  Unfortunately, the effect is
somewhat spoiled when you start running up and down to bump start your trusty
steed.  At last you succeed, and take off with a WHOOSH!