Wee Flaudia's Fluffy Ear Muffs

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Spell Crystal
Wee Flaudia's Fluffy Ear Muffs
Spell information
Nickname wffem
Guild Witches
Type Defensive
Description Reduce the effects of sonic attacks and sounds.
GP cost 30 + 60 per extra target
Mind space 10
Thaums 2
Components none
Crystal Emerald
Wee Flaudia's Fluffy Ear Muffs
Magick crystal information
Colour Emerald
Effect Reduce the effects of sonic attacks and sounds.
Duration (s) unknown duration per amulet bonus
Duration (l) unknown duration per amulet bonus

Wee Flaudia's Fluffy Ear Muffs is a defensive witch spell that protects the target(s) from the acoustic damage and influences.


This spell can be learned at 25 levels of magic.spells.defensive. It is taught by Granny Weatherwax, Aunty Ogg-San and, of course, Wee Flaudia herself.

Note: Wee Flaudia refuses to help those with Tricks in their minds.


While under the influence of this spell, the target is protected from all effects of:

It also provides a flat reduction to damage from

Furthermore, it is likely (from creator announcements) to help protect in some fashion against:

Please note that the protection is not complete and so it is difficult to know how much or how exactly it helps.  research If this has been marked on a page, it's because there was something that probably isn't known, that the person who edited the page thinks could be found out. Perhaps you could figure this thing out, and be famous evermore. 

Magick crystal

This spell may be imbued into a magick crystal, turning it an emerald colour.

Wearing such a crystal confers the same benefits as the spell.


This spell costs 30 GP to cast on one target with an additional 60 GP per extra target, and requires 10 units of mind space. It can be cast on any number of living targets, including the caster herself.


Focus tea results
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The following skills are used in the stages of this spell:


No components are required for this spell.

Casting messages


You take a very deep breath.
You shout loudly at yourself.
(when on yourself)   (when on a target)
Your ears pop.       The air pressure suddenly sinks.


You cackle with glee. (only the caster sees this)
The sounds around you become slightly muffled. (only the target sees this)

What others see

<caster> takes a very deep breath.
<caster> shouts loudly at <herself/target/you>.
The air pressure suddenly sinks.

What the target sees

As above but with another line at the end:

Your ears pop.


Uses standard spell failures.

See also

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