Very long sausage

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Very long sausage
Weapon information
Precise dimensions 6 8/12 x 2/12
Material sausage
Weight 6 6/9
Thaums/sec 10 stable / 13 talisman / 20 max
Hands 2
Commands Bash wildswing
Melee type Polearm
Judge data
Speed 4 slightly slow 4
Maximum damage 3 rather low 3
Average damage 1 extremely low 1
Str Overall Attack ease Parry ease
9 6 quite poor
6
8 quite easy
8
5 pretty hard
5
10 6 quite poor
6
8 quite easy
8
6 quite hard
6
11 6 quite poor
6
8 quite easy
8
6 quite hard
6
12 6 quite poor
6
8 quite easy
8
7 reasonably hard
7
13 6 quite poor
6
8 quite easy
8
7 reasonably hard
7
14 6 quite poor
6
8 quite easy
8
8 quite easy
8
15 7 reasonable
7
9 pretty easy
9
8 quite easy
8
16 7 reasonable
7
9 pretty easy
9
9 pretty easy
9
17 7 reasonable
7
9 pretty easy
9
9 pretty easy
9
20 7 reasonable
7
9 pretty easy
9
11 rather easy
11
22 7 reasonable
7
10 easy
10
11 rather easy
11

Long Description

This is an extremely long sausage. It's probably longer than you are. It's a sausage in the Zlobenian tradition, hard and solid, guaranteed to last almost as long as dwarf bread, and almost as good in a fight. Unlike both dwarf bread and Morporkian sausage, it contains approximately 122% named meat by volume, as well as salt, pepper, and a selection of spices.

Appraises As

The very long sausage is about six and a half feet long and roughly a couple of inches wide. It is made of sausage and could be used as a weapon of type polearm.

Acquisition

From the present dropped by the enraged giant Hogswatch tree.

Notes

It will now take damage in combat.

If damaged, it can be fixed by... well... it likes to get mildly drunk. Does not work with scumble.

You dip the very long sausage into the pint glass of fine ale.  Faint and surprisingly dainty slurps can be heard, and the very long sausage looks slightly glossier than before.

Eating it is not possible, although you get random messages if you dare lick it.

That would break your teeth.  You could try licking it, though.

This can be used to octograve as a wizard.