Very long sausage
|Very long sausage|
|Precise dimensions||6 8/12 x 2/12|
|Thaums/sec||10 stable / 13 talisman / 20 max|
|Speed||4 slightly slow|
|Maximum damage||3 rather low|
|Average damage||1 extremely low|
This is an extremely long sausage. It's probably longer than you are. It's a sausage in the Zlobenian tradition, hard and solid, guaranteed to last almost as long as dwarf bread, and almost as good in a fight. Unlike both dwarf bread and Morporkian sausage, it contains approximately 122% named meat by volume, as well as salt, pepper, and a selection of spices.
The very long sausage is about six and a half feet long and roughly a couple of inches wide. It is made of sausage and could be used as a weapon of type polearm.
From the present dropped by the enraged giant Hogswatch tree.