Very long sausage
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Precise dimensions | 6 8/12 x 2/12 | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Material | sausage | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Weight | 6 6/9 | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Thaums/sec | 10 stable / 13 talisman / 20 max | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Hands | 2 | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Commands | Bash wildswing | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Melee type | Polearm | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Speed | 4 slightly slow | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Maximum damage | 3 rather low | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Average damage | 1 extremely low | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Long Description
This is an extremely long sausage. It's probably longer than you are. It's a sausage in the Zlobenian tradition, hard and solid, guaranteed to last almost as long as dwarf bread, and almost as good in a fight. Unlike both dwarf bread and Morporkian sausage, it contains approximately 122% named meat by volume, as well as salt, pepper, and a selection of spices.
Appraises As
The very long sausage is about six and a half feet long and roughly a couple of inches wide. It is made of sausage and could be used as a weapon of type polearm.
Acquisition
From the present dropped by the enraged giant Hogswatch tree.
Notes
It will now take damage in combat.
If damaged, it can be fixed by... well... it likes to get mildly drunk. Does not work with scumble.
You dip the very long sausage into the pint glass of fine ale. Faint and surprisingly dainty slurps can be heard, and the very long sausage looks slightly glossier than before.
Eating it is not possible, although you get random messages if you dare lick it.
That would break your teeth. You could try licking it, though.