Very long sausage

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Very long sausage
Weapon information
Precise dimensions 6 8/12 x 2/12
Material sausage
Weight 6 6/9
Thaums/sec 10 stable / 13 talisman / 20 max
Hands 2
Commands Bash wildswing
Melee type Polearm
Judge data
Speed 4 slightly slow 4
Maximum damage 3 rather low 3
Average damage 1 extremely low 1
Str Overall Attack ease Parry ease
9 6 quite poor
6
8 quite easy
8
5 pretty hard
5
10 6 quite poor
6
8 quite easy
8
6 quite hard
6
11 6 quite poor
6
8 quite easy
8
6 quite hard
6
12 6 quite poor
6
8 quite easy
8
7 reasonably hard
7
13 6 quite poor
6
8 quite easy
8
7 reasonably hard
7
14 6 quite poor
6
8 quite easy
8
8 quite easy
8
15 7 reasonable
7
9 pretty easy
9
8 quite easy
8
16 7 reasonable
7
9 pretty easy
9
9 pretty easy
9
17 7 reasonable
7
9 pretty easy
9
9 pretty easy
9
20 7 reasonable
7
9 pretty easy
9
11 rather easy
11
22 7 reasonable
7
10 easy
10
11 rather easy
11

Long Description

This is an extremely long sausage. It's probably longer than you are. It's a sausage in the Zlobenian tradition, hard and solid, guaranteed to last almost as long as dwarf bread, and almost as good in a fight. Unlike both dwarf bread and Morporkian sausage, it contains approximately 122% named meat by volume, as well as salt, pepper, and a selection of spices.

Appraises As

The very long sausage is about six and a half feet long and roughly a couple of inches wide. It is made of sausage and could be used as a weapon of type polearm.

Acquisition

From the present dropped by the enraged giant Hogswatch tree.