Ventriloquist's dummy

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Ventriloquist's dummy
Weapon information
Precise dimensions 7/12 x 7/12
Material wood
Weight 5 5/9
Thaums/sec 8 stable / 11 talisman / 17 max
Hands 1
Commands none
Melee type Misc weapon
Judge data
Speed 6 Quick 6
Maximum damage 8 Quite high 8
Average damage 2 Very low 2
Str Overall Attack ease Parry ease
16 9 pretty good
9
8 quite easy
8
6 quite hard
6
17 9 pretty good
9
8 quite easy
8
6 quite hard
6
18 9 pretty good
9
8 quite easy
8
7 reasonably hard
7
19 9 pretty good
9
8 quite easy
8
7 reasonably hard
7
20 9 pretty good
9
8 quite easy
8
8 quite easy
8
21 9 pretty good
9
8 quite easy
8
8 quite easy
8
22 9 pretty good
9
9 pretty easy
9
9 pretty easy
9

Long Description

This is a large wooden dummy with a slot in the back. Its face has been painted with two rosy red cheeks. Its mouth is loose and worked via a lever inside the dummy. You'd need to insert your hand up... er.. the dummy, to be able to 'make' the dummy say anything, though.

Appraises As

The ventriloquist's dummy is about six inches long and about six inches wide. It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type misc.

Acquisition

Kefka's item database

Notes

The syntax to use the dummy is: make <object> say <string>