Utensils

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Utensils are items which can be used as a defensive flying shield with the spell Grammer Scorbic's Household Guard. Most, but not all, floatable utensils can be identified with the command 'locate utensils'. Furthermore, not all items that can be referred to as utensils can be used by the spell.

Floating utensils

The following table contains all utensils known to work with the spell. While it is unclear if length, width and material influence the performance of floating utensils, they are added for completeness.

Utensils cannot be floated while they contain anything. You have to empty them first.

Please add any missing item that can be used with Grammer Scorbic's Household Guard to float and block attacks.

Defensive bonus information

The bonuses suggested are based on a formula derived from information inside QuowEFFStats.xml available from Quow's website. The minimum suggested bonus is the bonus recommended by Quow's plugin.

The resistance to knockdown column shows how much damage the utensil can resist before being knocked off, this is relative to a base item (carving knife). The formula used is the same as EFF: Knockdown resistance = (weight of current utensil/weight of baseline utensil)^(log2 10)

Item Weight (lb) 80%
blockrate
90%
blockrate
Minimum
suggested
98%
blockrate
99.9%
blockrate
Resistance
to knockdown
Length Width Material Weapon How to get Notes
colossal bucket &+270000 300 15011 15662 16500 16841 17234 65130017 &&&+4050 4.5 ' &&&+4050 4.5 ' wood & brass no [1]
washboard with wringer attachment &&+40000 44 4/9 2224 2321 2445 2495 2554 114523.3 &&&+2100 2 4/12 ' &&&+1200 1 4/12 ' wood & iron no Search the still at Granny's
enormous bucket &&+25600 28 4/9 1424 1485 1565 1597 1635 26003.8 &&&+2700 3 ' &&&+1800 2 ' wood no [2]
huge bucket &&+13600 15 1/9 757 789 832 849 869 3180.5 &&&+9900 11 ' &&&+9900 11 ' wood & brass no [3]
old rusty saucepan &&&+9000 10 501 523 550 562 575 807 &&&&+900 1 ' &&&&+900 1 ' iron no Bes Pelargic family mission to brew a potion
majmar &&&+8500 9 4/9 473 494 520 531 543 667.5 &&&&+675 9/12 ' &&&&+675 9/12 ' clay no Witch caravan Furniture that can burn wood and be used to brew. Doesn't float with anything in it.
plain washboard &&&+8000 8 8/9 445 465 489 499 511 545.7 &&&+1350 1 6/12 ' &&&&+600 8/12 ' wood & iron no Ephebe flea market southeast of Paradox Avenue
giant spatula &&&+7200 8 401 418 440 450 460 384.6 &&&+4875 5 5/12 ' &&&&+900 1 ' steel polearm *A well-stocked cutlery shop on Imperial Avenue in BP
A musty stall in the triangular marketplace near the Vieux river in Genua
Olson's Iron Shop on Water Street in AM
gumbo pot &&&+5500 6 1/9 306 320 337 344 352 157.2 &&&+1500 1 8/12 ' &&&+1500 1 8/12 ' steel no [4]
rice cooker &&&+5500 6 1/9 306 320 337 344 352 157.2 &&&+1050 1 2/12 ' &&&+1050 1 2/12 ' copper no [5]
flatiron &&&+5500 6 1/9 306 320 337 344 352 157.2 &&&&+825 11/12 ' &&&&+375 5/12 ' metal misc [6]
set of fire tongs &&&+5000 5 5/9 278 291 306 312 320 114.5 &&&+2250 2 6/12 ' &&&&+300 4/12 ' iron misc *Olson's Iron Shop on Water Street in AM
large B'cket's bucket &&&+4600 5 1/9 256 267 282 287 294 86.8 &&&+6300 7 ' &&&+6300 7 ' wood no [7]
frying pan &&&+4500 5 251 262 275 281 288 80.7 &&&+1200 1 4/12 ' &&&&+900 1 ' iron misc [8]
skillet &&&+4500 5 251 262 275 281 288 80.7 &&&+1200 1 4/12 ' &&&&+900 1 ' iron no [9]
wok &&&+4500 5 251 262 275 281 288 80.7 &&&+1200 1 4/12 ' &&&&+750 10/12 ' iron no [10]
cast iron teapot &&&+4200 4 6/9 234 244 257 262 269 64.2 &&&&+600 8/12 ' &&&&+600 8/12 ' cast iron no rickety stall in Copperhead
large battered kettle &&&+4200 4 6/9 234 244 257 262 269 64.2 &&&&+450 6/12 ' &&&&+450 6/12 ' iron no Razorback General Store
small cauldron &&&+4000 4 4/9 223 233 245 250 256 54.6 &&&&+450 6/12 ' &&&&+450 6/12 ' iron no House on endless street west of the toy shop [11] Not very durable
antique washing dolly &&&+3800 4 2/9 212 221 233 238 243 46 &&&+2400 2 8/12 ' &&&&+450 6/12 ' wood and copper misc Millie Hopgood's cottage
crystal ladle &&&+3500 3 8/9 195 204 214 219 224 35 &&&+1125 1 3/12 ' &&&&&+75 1/12 ' crystal no General store on vagabond street
broomstick (talisman) &&&+3000 3 3/9 167 175 184 188 192 21 &&&+4500 5 ' &&&&&+75 1/12 ' wood polearm [12]
broomstick (not talisman) &&&+3000 3 3/9 167 175 184 188 192 21 &&&+3600 4 ' &&&&+150 2/12 ' wood no [13]
cutting board &&&+3000 3 3/9 167 175 184 188 192 21 &&&+2250 2 6/12 ' &&&+1350 1 6/12 ' wood no [14]
rolling pin &&&+3000 3 3/9 167 175 184 188 192 21 &&&+1200 1 4/12 ' &&&&+375 5/12 ' wood misc [15]
ladle &&&+3000 3 3/9 167 175 184 188 192 21 &&&&+750 10/12 ' &&&&+225 3/12 ' wood & iron no [16]
medium B'cket's bucket &&&+3000 3 3/9 167 175 184 188 192 21 &&&+4500 5 ' &&&+4500 5 ' steel no [17]
deluxe steel pan &&&+2400 2 6/9 134 140 147 150 154 10 &&&&+900 1 ' &&&&+900 1 ' steel no Copperhead
push broom &&&+2200 2 4/9 123 128 135 138 141 7.5 &&&+2700 3 ' &&&&+300 4/12 ' wood no [18]
medium-sized bucket &&&+2200 2 4/9 123 128 135 138 141 7.5 &&&+2700 3 ' &&&+2700 3 ' wood no [19]
golden bucket &&&+2200 2 4/9 123 128 135 138 141 7.5 &&&+2700 3 ' &&&+2700 3 ' gold no [20]
large bucket &&&+2200 2 4/9 123 128 135 138 141 7.5 &&&+5400 6 ' &&&+5400 6 ' wood & brass no [21]
tin ladle &&&+1700 1 8/9 95 99 104 107 109 3.2 &&&+1350 1 6/12 ' &&&&+300 4/12 ' tin no [22]
meat cleaver &&&+1600 1 7/9 89 93 98 100 103 2.6 &&&&+825 11/12 ' &&&&+225 3/12 ' steel dagger [23]
carving knife &&&+1500 1 6/9 84 88 92 94 96 2.1 &&&&+900 1 ' &&&&+150 2/12 ' steel dagger [24]
large butchering knife &&&+1500 1 6/9 84 88 92 94 96 2.1 &&&&+750 10/12 ' &&&&+225 3/12 ' steel dagger Butchers' supplies shop on Morpork Street
small B'cket's bucket &&&+1400 1 5/9 78 82 86 88 90 1.7 &&&+3600 4 ' &&&+3600 4 ' steel no [25]
skinning knife &&&+1200 1 3/9 67 70 74 75 77 1 &&&&+525 7/12 ' &&&&+225 3/12 ' steel dagger Butchers' supplies shop on Morpork Street
boning knife &&&+1000 1 1/9 56 59 62 63 64 0.5 &&&&+450 6/12 ' &&&&+150 2/12 ' steel dagger Butchers' supplies shop on Morpork Street
butchering knife &&&&+900 1 51 53 55 57 58 0.4 &&&&+375 5/12 ' &&&&+150 2/12 ' steel dagger Butchers' supplies shop on Morpork Street
simple copper pan &&&&+800 8/9 45 47 49 50 52 0.3 &&&&+900 1 ' &&&&+900 1 ' copper no Copperhead
metal chopsticks &&&&+800 8/9 45 47 49 50 52 0.3 &&&&+675 9/12 ' &&&&&+75 1/12 ' steel misc [26]
filleting knife &&&&+800 8/9 45 47 49 50 52 0.3 &&&&+525 7/12 ' &&&&&+75 1/12 ' steel no [27]
dinner fork &&&&+800 8/9 45 47 49 50 52 0.3 &&&&+450 6/12 ' &&&&&+75 1/12 ' metal no Pseudopolis Yard
fork &&&&+800 8/9 45 47 49 50 52 0.3 &&&&+450 6/12 ' &&&&&+75 1/12 ' silver no Bois general shop
small knife &&&&+800 8/9 45 47 49 50 52 0.3 &&&&+375 5/12 ' &&&&+150 2/12 ' steel dagger [28]
evil bucket &&&&+700 7/9 39 41 43 44 45 0.2 &&&+2700 3 ' &&&+2700 3 ' compressed tabloid newspapers no [29]
(Analla's) small cauldron &&&&+700 7/9 39 41 43 44 45 0.2 &&&&+375 5/12 ' &&&&+300 4/12 ' iron no Analla Lumberg [30]
sharp butter knife &&&&+600 6/9 34 35 37 38 39 0.1 &&&&+450 6/12 ' &&&&&+75 1/12 ' steel dagger [31]
small battered kettle &&&&+500 5/9 28 30 31 32 32 0.1 &&&&+150 2/12 ' &&&&+150 2/12 ' unidentifiable no Search in the pantry at Granny's
old iron saucepan &&&&+500 5/9 28 30 31 32 32 0.1 &&&&+150 2/12 ' &&&&+150 2/12 ' iron no [32]
stiff hair brush &&&&+400 4/9 23 24 25 25 26 0 &&&&+525 7/12 ' &&&&+225 3/12 ' wood no [33]
ice bucket &&&&+300 3/9 17 18 19 19 20 0 &&&+6300 7 ' &&&+4500 5 ' metal no [34]
stainless steel knife &&&&+200 2/9 12 12 13 13 13 0 &&&&+450 6/12 ' &&&&&+75 1/12 ' steel no [35]
steak knife &&&&+200 2/9 12 12 13 13 13 0 &&&&+450 6/12 ' &&&&&+75 1/12 ' steel no [36]
potato peeler &&&&+200 2/9 12 12 13 13 13 0 &&&&+300 4/12 ' &&&&&+75 1/12 ' steel misc Gulta Smith
Marzipan dinner knife &&&&+200 2/9 12 12 13 13 13 0 &&&&+450 6/12 ' &&&&&+75 1/12 ' silver dagger [37]
stainless steel shrimp fork &&&&+200 2/9 12 12 13 13 13 0 &&&&+375 5/12 ' &&&&&+75 1/12 ' steel no Ephebe general store
ornate fruitbat brush &&&&+100 1/9 6 6 7 7 7 0 &&&&&+75 1/12 ' &&&&&+75 1/12 ' unidentifiable no [38]
ornate wooden brush &&&&+100 1/9 6 6 7 7 7 0 &&&&&+75 1/12 ' &&&&&+75 1/12 ' wood no Login reward. [39]
Item Weight (lb) 80%
blockrate
90%
blockrate
Minimum
suggested
98%
blockrate
99.9%
blockrate
Resistance
to knockdown
Length Width Material Weapon How to get Notes
Utensils missing info

(none for now)

Utensils that cannot be floated

  • lantern (generated in Lancre general shop and other places)
  • standard screwdriver
  • phillips head screwdriver
  • measuring tape
  • white candle
  • wooden whistle
  • divining bob
  • diamond-tipped engraving tool (probably the other engraving tools as well)
  • steel polishing file

See also

External links