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Blorple Locations

=== Ankh-Morpork ===           === Ramtops ===
Cheesemongers Yard             Blackglass
Flintwick Building (doctor)    Copperhead
Holofernes Street              Creel Springs (House of Magic)
Jonas' Vault                   Lancre Town
Laughing Falafel               Ohulan Cutash - Long Alley
Mended Drum                    Ohulan Cutash - Market
Milords and Miladies           Slice 
Nella's vault                  Slippery Hollow
Shonky Shop                    Temple of Cool (bar)
Temple of Sek                  Temple of the Listening Monks
Unseen University              Temple of Soyin

=== Bes Pelargic ===           === Klatch ===
Free Sitting Bird's vault      Djelibeybi - Institute of Illusory Learning
Impstomatic Store              Djelibeybi - Temple of Sek (bar)
L-space bubble (wizards)       Djelibeybi - Thella's vault
Parcel counter                 Ephebe - Nostos' Vault
Pearl Path (Sung Estate)       Ephebe - Temple of Glaxos (doctor)
Real estate agency             Ephebe - Wooden Horse
Samurai guild                  Erebos Sands
Shipwreck                      Il Drim
Tuna walk                      Oasis

=== Uberwald ===               === Sto Plains ===
Escrow                         Death's Domain
Hot springs                    Hillshire
Unnamed town                   Holy Wood
                               Sheepridge
=== Genua ===                  Sto Lat - Academy of Artificers
Bank                           Sto Lat - Hill Street
Bois
Daiquiri Delights

=== Other ===
Hublandish Barbarians' winter camp
Ice fields
The Brown Islands




Witch Trials 2020

Wee Ocelind's Musickal Memorys

Components: A "Dwarfs With Altitude" t-shirt.

Target: none.

(Intended for the short tricks category, but turned out to be uncastable.)

To onlookers:

Ocelind looks intently at her Dwarfs with Altitude band t-shirt, evoking the memories of her first and favourite music concert.

With a low rumbling, an elaborate wooden stage rises from the earth in front of Ocelind.

The sound of a chanting crowd begins to echo around the beaming Ocelind, as four handsome young dwarfs take their places on the stage.

The four dwarfs deliver an exhilarating musical performance to a rapt audience. Ocelind looks like she could faint with excitement at any second.


To the caster:

You concentrate on your Dwarfs with Altitide t-shirt, evoking the memory of your first real concert.

With a low rumbling, an elaborate wooden stage rises from the earth in front of you.

The sound of a chanting crowd begins to echo around you, as four handsome young dwarfs take their places on the stage.

Your knees become a bit weak as the dwarfs begin to sing your favourite song.

Ocelind's Mock (unmangled version)

You call that mockery, Unlucky Charlie? I've got three words for you: Drop a beat. / Yeah. / Let's go. / You call that a mock? Witch, give me a break. / That's such a big crock, is this a mock mick take? / Spittin' fire? Nah, You couldn't reheat the seitan, / For Old Auntie Ogg-San's picnic vacation. / See I used to be the sous-chef that she most trusted, / Until the day she found out that my rub was busted. / My mock meat marinade made the maigre muck. / Made the old crone hit me with some knives I couldn't duck. / Dry mouth, cold skin---my ears were red. / By her seventh word? I almost wished I was dead. / So when you came out here, you really made a mistake. / If this had been a bake off you'd be undercooked cake. / Think you've got it down, but you keep making howlers. / You should volunteer your voice for stuffed animal growlers. / Well, I gotta fly---I've got places to be, / But you can stay down here, raising people's self esteem. / Yeah you've got all the warts so you think you've won. / I've just got 99 levels as a witch---you're done.