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Witch Trials 2020
Wee Ocelind's Musickal Memorys
Components: A "Dwarfs With Altitude" t-shirt.
(Intended for the short tricks category, but turned out to be uncastable.)
Ocelind looks intently at her Dwarfs with Altitude band t-shirt, evoking the memories of her first and favourite music concert.
With a low rumbling, an elaborate wooden stage rises from the earth in front of Ocelind.
The sound of a chanting crowd begins to echo around the beaming Ocelind, as four handsome young dwarfs take their places on the stage.
The four dwarfs deliver an exhilarating musical performance to a rapt audience. Ocelind looks like she could faint with excitement at any second.
To the caster:
You concentrate on your Dwarfs with Altitide t-shirt, evoking the memory of your first real concert.
With a low rumbling, an elaborate wooden stage rises from the earth in front of you.
The sound of a chanting crowd begins to echo around you, as four handsome young dwarfs take their places on the stage.
Your knees become a bit weak as the dwarfs begin to sing your favourite song.
Ocelind's Mock (unmangled version)
You call that mockery, Unlucky Charlie? I've got three words for you: Drop a beat. / Yeah. / Let's go. / You call that a mock? Witch, give me a break. / That's such a big crock, is this a mock mick take? / Spittin' fire? Nah, You couldn't reheat the seitan, / For Old Auntie Ogg-San's picnic vacation. / See I used to be the sous-chef that she most trusted, / Until the day she found out that my rub was busted. / My mock meat marinade made the maigre muck. / Made the old crone hit me with some knives I couldn't duck. / Dry mouth, cold skin---my ears were red. / By her seventh word? I almost wished I was dead. / So when you came out here, you really made a mistake. / If this had been a bake off you'd be undercooked cake. / Think you've got it down, but you keep making howlers. / You should volunteer your voice for stuffed animal growlers. / Well, I gotta fly---I've got places to be, / But you can stay down here, raising people's self esteem. / Yeah you've got all the warts so you think you've won. / I've just got 99 levels as a witch---you're done.