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About Me

Safecracker who spends very little time cracking safes.
Active member of Shonkers [1]. Barely-present recruiter for QMA [2].


Shonkers Requests

For Shonkers Requests, I operate on a name-your-own-price policy. Assuming the item you want isn't expensive and/or difficult to obtain, you can pay whatever you want. Otherwise, I'd like compensation.

What do I consider expensive and/or difficult to obtain?

The best way to tell me you want something is to list your request on the Shonkers wiki page, which I check frequently.

The Bench and HQ

We have taken over a bench on Filigree Street, 4 east of the Drum. All items there are free and ready to go to a good (or bad) home!

If you desire something else, visit Shonkers HQ at 6b Cheesemongers' Yard and browse the storeroom. If you need help retrieving something from there, let a Shonker know, and we'll do our best to help.


Gift-wrapping services include the following:

Patterns Available: spike, swirl, circle, and wave.

Languages Known: Agatean, Brindisian, Djelian, Ephebian, Klatchian, Morporkian, Uberwaldean

List of materials available upon request.


I do not have arcane or mystical transport. If you are far away and in need of a badge, the best I can do is recruit you into the club and send a badge through the AM Post Office. If you are in a hurry, you can buy your badge for &&&&&&&&&&&&+400 $1 with "replace insignia for QMA" at your nearest service area instead of waiting for it to arrive in the mail.