User:Umiven
Umiven (contributions | skills | finger | achievements)
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Bio
| Umiven the witch |
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Name(s): Umiven Ultion
AppearanceYou see Kareen Umiven Ultion the Witch, Member of the Apex Club, Mental Minx of House Fang, Unmistakable, Unyielding, Uncobbled. She is a foul figure of a woman, but a fine figure of a hag. Why are you looking at a witch? You should be ashamed of yourself! Didn't your mother teach you any manners? Best avert your gaze before you loose more than just your nose. What? You really want to know? Fine, but don't say I didn't warn you. She has a pale and smooth face (apart from all the warts). Her lips are bright red and tightly sealed, which you'd like to keep that way. She has long, unkempt, roman silvery hair. Many branches and leafs are sticking out of her hair. You swear you just saw a hummingbird peak out for a second... She has a sharp face with an even sharper chin. Perhaps she uses them to sharpen her wit as well. The back of her neck is full of scratch marks. Better not to ask... She has a clean scar going top to bottom of her sternum. Could the rumours be true that she has no heart? Her shoulder blades bulge strangely, as if devil's wings could sprout at any time. There are strechmarks all over her stomach. Her arms are scrawny, yet can pack a punch with the right motivation. She has small, callused hands. You feel like you should offer her any and all help. Her legs are unshaven and full of small black hairs. Her feet have sharp, pointed nails. You realise you'd best steer clear of her, lest she steps on your feet and cuts you. You wouldn't dare look straight into her eyes. She is in good shape. She is standing. You can't help but notice thirty-two warts upon her face. She has Guardian Imp floating around her. There is a soft glow of beauty to her features. Tiny violet stars seem to twinkle on her skin. A red and green frog sits on her shoulder. A blood red moon dragon is perched on her shoulder. A plague of vicious-looking assassin bugs is slowly circling around her. She looks rather warm. TattoosHer forehead has "If you can read this, it's too late" tattooed on it. Her head has occult symbols tattooed on it. The skin around her left eye and the skin around her right eye have permanent octarine eye shadow tattooed on them. Her left cheek and her right cheek have a mystical symbol tattooed on them. Her neck has a spiderweb tattooed on it. Her throat has a spider tattooed on it. Her chest has Umiven’s family tree tattooed on it. Her left breast has "Got Milk?" tattooed on it. Her right breast has "Self Service" tattooed on it. Her abdomen has a huge cabbage patch tattooed on it. Her navel has a crystal ball tattooed on it. Her left shoulder has various herbs and mushrooms tattooed on it. Her right shoulder has a boiling cauldron tattooed on it. Her back has the lyrics of the Hedgehog song tattooed on it. Her lower back has a giant rose bush tattooed on it. The small of her back has "Proudly sponsored by Harry King" tattooed on it. Her left arm has various potion recipes tattooed on it. Her right arm has many giant fruitbats tattooed on it. Her left wrist has a kill count tattooed on it. Her right wrist has a chain of caroc cards tattooed on it. Her left hand has a miniature Disc map tattooed on it. Her right hand has the Seamstresses' Guild emblem tattooed on it. Her left palm has "KINDNESS" tattooed on it. Her right palm has "LOVE" tattooed on it. Her left knuckles have "STAY" tattooed on them. Her right knuckles have "CALM" tattooed on them. Her left hip has a list of services and prices tattooed on it. Her right hip has Casanunda’s stamp of approval tattooed on it. Her left buttock has a portrait of a wizard tattooed on it. Her right buttock has the Morporkian code of law tattooed on it. Her left thigh has "Place right ear here to smell the Ankh" tattooed on it. Her right thigh has "putting the ‘itch’ in witch" tattooed on it. Her left leg has an iron broom tattooed on it. Her right leg has a darkened trident tattooed on it. Her left kneecap and her right kneecap have sea serpent scales tattooed on them. Her left ankle has a red and green frog tattooed on it. Her right ankle has a black cat tattooed on it. Her left foot and her right foot have a bunch of Nac Mac Feegles tattooed on them. |
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Services
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SSSSS EEEEE RRRRR V V IIIII CCCC EEEEE SSSSS S E R R V V I CC E S SSSSS EEEEE RRRRR V V I C EEEEE SSSSS S E R R V V I CC E S SSSSS EEEEE R R V IIIII CCCC EEEEE SSSSS free for fellow witches 50% discount for characters aged 3 days or younger - Bonding: A50/item - Deliveries: "refer witch delivery service" - Deluding: A100/item - Enchanting (Lvl 4): A100/item - Splinting: A50/leg - Teas {BWB 350}: price depends on the volume All prices are non-negotiable and can be paid in local equivalent. I will retain each item until the requested service(s) has been paid for in full. If you need any of these services, give me a tell, stand outside somewhere safe, and I'll fly to you as soon as possible. |
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Quests & Goals
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QuestsUncompleted:
GoalsCompleted[x] Brew every potion [x] Get all primaries to 300 [x] Get all squints [x] Mock properly [x] Make tricks [x] Splint legs [x] Get all commands [x] All languages to 90 [x] Iron broomstick [x] Complete hedgehog song [x] P-house Uncompleted[ ] Figure out horses + get all related commands [ ] Complete all quests [ ] Find ways to add more alliterations to my name |
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Plugins
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PreambleThese plugins were made for MUSHClient. They were made by me with the best of intentions. I want to share them with others so these might help them as well the same way they help me. I hope these do not violate any rules regarding scripting and automation. Bank TrackerKeeps track of the amount of money in every bank. To use this plugin, go to each bank and get the 'balance'.
Vault TrackerRequires Cowbar to work
Witch HelperThis plugin contains many triggers for witch related events such as:
It also includes an interactive version of the fly-to plugin. To use it, type "flyto" or "flyto <city name>" |
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Sailing
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Below are some guides for the different roles during sailing missions based on my personal experiences and practices. These are meant to lower the bar of entry and to be a starting point for newer sailors.
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