User:Noshoes

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(40 lb noses seem to be no more as of Nov 17, 2021)

Squint Ogled Off Noses
Nose Type Weight in lbs Other Sources Misc
antelope &&&+1800 2 +Expression error: Unrecognized word "gazelle". gazelle
ape &&&&+900 <1 +Expression error: Unrecognized word "orangutan". orangutan
badger &&&&+900 <1
bat &&+36000 40
bear &&&&+900 <1
big cat &&&&+900 <1 +Expression error: Unrecognized word "cougar". cougar, cheetah
camel &&&&+900 <1
cat &&&+1800 2 +Expression error: Unrecognized word "lynx". lynx
centaur &&&&+900 <1
chimera &&&&+900 <1
cow &&&&+900 <1 +Expression error: Unrecognized word "gaur". gaur, buffalo
deer &&&+1800 2
demon &&&&+900 <1 +Expression error: Unrecognized word "mephit". mephit, sludge monster
dog &&&&+900 <1 +Expression error: Unrecognized word "grass". grass wolf
dwarf &&&&+900 <1
fox &&&&+990 ~1 +Expression error: Unrecognized word "white". white dog fox, vixen +Expression error: Unrecognized word "about". about a pound, not like most which are "less than" a pound
giraffe &&&&+900 <1
gargoyle &&&&+900 <1 +Expression error: Unrecognized word "grzzt". Grzzt +Expression error: Unrecognized word "doesnt". doesn't decay
goat &&&+3600 4 +Expression error: Unrecognized word "ram". ram
golem &&&&+900 <1 +Expression error: Unrecognized word "made". made of clay, not golem flesh, doesn't decay
gnoll &&&&+900 <1 +Expression error: Unrecognized word "doesnt". doesn't decay
gnome &&&&+900 <1 +Expression error: Unrecognized word "pictsies". pictsies
hare &&&+1800 2
hengeyokai &&&&+900 <1
human &&&&+900 <1
hyena &&&&+900 <1
ice giant &&&&+900 <1
imp &&&&+900 <1
leopard &&&&+900 <1
lion &&&&+900 <1
monkey &&&&+900 <1
moose &&&&+900 <1
mouse &&+36000 40
nymph &&&&+900 <1 +Expression error: Unrecognized word "oread". oread
rabbit &&&+6300 7 +Expression error: Unrecognized word "full". full body is 3 lbs
rat &&+36000 40
rodent &&+36000 40 +Expression error: Unrecognized word "chipmunk". chipmunk, lemming
sheep &&&+3600 4
sprite &&&&+900 <1
squirrel &&+36000 40
stone giant &&&&+900 <1 +Expression error: Unrecognized word "doesnt". doesn't decay
strange &&&&+900 <1 +Expression error: Unrecognized word "straw". straw dummy
tharga &&&&+900 <1
tiger &&&&+900 <1
toothed whale &&&&+900 <1 +Expression error: Unrecognized word "killer". killer whale
troll &&&&+900 <1 +Expression error: Unrecognized word "yeti". yeti +Expression error: Unrecognized word "doesnt". doesn't decay
vampire &&&&+900 <1
vermine &&&&+900 <1
weasel &&&+5400 6
werewolf &&&&+900 <1
wolf &&&&+900 <1
whale &&&&+900 <1 +Expression error: Unrecognized word "blue". blue, humpback, grey whales +Expression error: Unrecognized word "inches". 3 inches long

(Thanks to Beasteater for helping me get a few noses via paralyze and spamming "get nose" from pesky beasts that quickly eat their noses)


Things without noses:

Birds, fish, reptiles, boar (snouts), elephants (trunks), horses, zebras, cabbage, insects


Noses I would like to squint off still:

Elf. I have only been able to cut the nose off a dead evil elfin cobbler, never squinted off of a live one.


Squinted Off Nose Description

"This is a nose of a _______."

When you log out and back in, the description changes to: "This is a nose severed from the corpse of a __________."





Directions to Fat Springs SPOILERS!

Six rooms east of the Clacks Bridge, off the roads just a few rooms east of Bonk, in Uberwald.

Fat Springs recorded damage when jumping in for the first time, pauses between: 218, 572, 295, 230, 486, 378, 226

Recorded time until jumping in and Death: 3 minutes and 13 seconds.

You will die if you do not leave after you see the message "You think you should leave quickly."