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You see Lady Frazyl the Witch.
She is just a conspicuously unarmed and suspiciously harmless-looking little young lady, and skinny besides.

She is tall and slim like a pretty tall and rather slim person. Her skin is unblemished but otherwise unremarkable. Her movements have a strange grace-like efficiency and precision. She often peers keenly around at what catches her interest. Her dark eyes shine forth as the sun seen from the depths of the ocean, with green and blue waves gently ebbing and flooding to the rhythm of her breathing. Her silky black hair gleams softly in shades of blues and greens as it flows and sways all the way down to her thighs. Her long delicate hands manifest great strength emphasized by her deep green fingernails.

She is in good shape.
You can't help but notice the fact that she has no warts upon her face.
Her skin has a thick metal covering.
She has five purple roses neatly braided into her hair.
She has a long, flowing and, above all, convincing brown beard.
A plague of vicious-looking assassin bugs is slowly circling around her.
She looks like she has just been dunked in a lake.
She is surrounded by an aura of bees.
There is a soft glow of beauty to her features.
A smuggler's longcoat is billowing dramatically around her.

When you can't run anymore, you crawl. And when you can't even do that, you find someone to carry you.

That which we are, we are; one equal temper of heroic hearts, made weak by time and fate, but strong in will
To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield. -- Tennyson, Ulysses

We are all the sum of our tears. Too little and the ground is not fertile, and nothing can grow there. Too much, the best of us is washed away. -- G'Kar, Objects in Motion

Wearables

Armours

Armour	Weight (lb)	Thaums	Material	Sharp vurdere 65% Thaums	Pierce vurdere 65% Thaums	Blunt vurdere 65% Thaums	To hit Chance of hitting the areas covered by this armour when not focusing on anything in a fight between a human-sized attacker and a human defender. (%)	ːratio 9 * addition of 3 vurderes / weight	λperf average of 3 vurderes * chance to hit / weight	√perf average of 3 vurderes * chance to hit / sqrt(weight)	Layer	Hair	Head	Eyes	Face	Neck	Hands	Arms	Back	Chest	Abdomen	Legs	Feet
Pig-faced bascinet‎‎‎	&&&&&+5400 6	11 / 18	steel	&&+71 &+14 71 excellent	&&+51 &&+9 51 good	&&+63 &+12 63 extremely good	13.3	278	137	335	helm collar mask	Hair	Head	Eyes	Face	Neck
leather scale coif This blackened riding style scale coif is made from premium grade leather. It has a sturdy green silk lining. (U)	&&&&&+1800 2	5 / 9	leather	&&+27 &&+5 27 poor	&&+27 &&+5 27 poor	&&+31 &&+6 31 ok	10	383	142	200	coif	Hair	Head			Neck
Studded leather wristlets	&&&&&&+200 2/9	3 / 5	leather	&&+37 &&+8 37 average	&&+30 &&+6 30 ok	&&+19 &&+4 19 pretty poor	20	3483	2580	1216	bracers							Arms
Sea serpent scale‎	&&&&&+4000 4 4/9	9 / 15	sea serpent scale / cloth	&&+49 &&+9 49 good	&&+49 &&+9 49 good	&&+36 &&+6 36 ok	73.3	271	737	1553	hauberk							Arms	Back	Chest	Abdomen	Legs
Chainmail t-shirt‎	&&&&&+3000 3 3/9	7 / 12	iron / cloth	&&+40 &&+8 40 average	&&+34 &&+6 34 ok	&&+29 &&+5 29 poor	40	278	412	752	shirt							Arms	Back	Chest
Padded cloth shirt This riding style padded shirt is made from premium grade cloth. (U)	&&&&&&+700 7/9	3 / 6	cloth	&&+12 &&+2 12 amazingly poor	&&+12 &&+2 12 amazingly poor	&&+18 &&+4 18 pretty poor	40	486	720	635	shirt							Arms	Back	Chest
Chainmail bikini top	&&&&&+1400 1 5/9	5 / 8	iron	&&+46 &&+9 46 good	&&+33 &&+6 33 ok	&&+28 &&+5 28 poor	16.7	619	383	478	bra									Chest
Short leather miniskirt	&&&&&&+800 8/9	4 / 7	leather	&&+13 &&+2 13 amazingly poor	&&+13 &&+2 13 amazingly poor	&&+20 &&+4 20 pretty poor	33.3	466	574	542	miniskirt										Abdomen	Legs
Padded cloth underskirt This gothic style padded underskirt is made from premium grade cloth. (U)	&&&&&&+300 3/9	3 / 5	cloth	&&+13 &&+2 13 amazingly poor	&&+13 &&+2 13 amazingly poor	&&+19 &&+4 19 pretty poor	33.3	1215	1499	865	underskirt										Abdomen	Legs
Dark blue uniform trousers	&&&&&&+800 8/9	4 / 7	some unidentifiable material	&&+31 &&+6 31 ok	&&+37 &&+8 37 average	&&+50 &+11 50 very good	33.3	1195	1474	1389	leggings										Abdomen	Legs
Black armoured stockings	&&&&&+1800 2	5 / 9	leather	&&+14 &&+2 14 amazingly poor	&&+14 &&+2 14 amazingly poor	&&+27 &&+5 27 poor	26.7	248	245	346	stockings											Legs	Feet
Padded cloth socks This pair of riding style padded socks is made from premium grade cloth. (U)	&&&&&&+100 1/9	3 / 5	cloth	&&+13 &&+2 13 amazingly poor	&&+13 &&+2 13 amazingly poor	&&+19 &&+4 19 pretty poor	6.7	3645	905	302	socks												Feet
Smuggler's seaboots	&&&&&&+200 2/9	3 / 5	leather	&&+30 &&+6 30 ok	&&+30 &&+6 30 ok	&&+30 &&+6 30 ok	6.7	3645	905	426	boots												Feet
Armour	Weight (lb)	Thaums	Material	Sharp vurdere 65% Thaums	Pierce vurdere 65% Thaums	Blunt vurdere 65% Thaums	To hit Chance of hitting the areas covered by this armour when not focusing on anything in a fight between a human-sized attacker and a human defender. (%)	ːratio 9 * addition of 3 vurderes / weight	λperf average of 3 vurderes * chance to hit / weight	√perf average of 3 vurderes * chance to hit / sqrt(weight)	Layer	Hair	Head	Eyes	Face	Neck	Hands	Arms	Back	Chest	Abdomen	Legs	Feet

13 armours

Component pouches & keyring

Source	Short name	Layer	Length	Width	Weight (lb)	lbs	# items	lbs/lb^[1]	items/lb^[2]	lbs/item^[3]	Zones	Temp in incredibly, unbelievably hot room
Ep Thief Ephebe Thieves Guild	black velvet bag This bag has been designed to be worn over one shoulder beneath other bits of clothing. Made of supple, clink-free velvet, it would be ideal for carrying things around discreetly.	back	&&&&&+2850 3 2/12	&&&&&+1350 1 6/12	&&&&&+1300 1 4/9	&&&&+29900 33 2/9	&&&&+61200 68	&&&&+20700 23	&&&&+42372 47.08	&&&&&&+441 0.49	back chest	little or no effect
Baguette	hunter green silk belt pack This hunter green silk belt pack is basically a larger pouch on a belt with a silver clasp, designed to be worn above the rump. The words "Frazyl" and "Flower Power" have been stitched onto the belt pack. The hunter green silk belt pack has one main pocket.	pouched belt	&&&&&&+975 1 1/12	&&&&&&+675 9/12	&&&&&&+900 1	&&&&+10300 11 4/9	&&&&+36000 40	&&&&+10296 11.44	&&&&+36000 40	&&&&&&+261 0.29	none	little or no effect
Niknax	smuggler's tricorn This three-cornered hat is a vital swashbuckling accessory for any smuggler. Made of fine black Ecksian wool from the remote continent of Fourecks, it'll keep the sun off your head during the day, your ears warm at night, and the rain out of your eyes in a storm. Its edges are trimmed with white fur and accented with gold braid. The subtle scent of sea salt hangs about it like a memory, while a red-gold feather with a glowing tip is set into its top, casting a faint but warm light about its wearer. Just from looking at it, you can tell it costs a fortune. The smuggler's tricorn has one hidden pocket.	hat	&&&&&&+750 10/12	&&&&&&+300 4/12	&&&&&&+300 3/9	&&&&&&+900 1	&&&&+10800 12	&&&&&+2700 3	&&&&+32400 36	&&&&&&&+72 0.08	hair head	little or no effect
Niknax	smuggler's longcoat This is every bit a smuggler's longcoat. Warm, durable and waterproof, this coat is fashioned from gloriously smooth silk that whispers as it moves with mother-of-pearl buttons that glimmer in the light. It's dyed black, as is customary for smugglers, but a grand shade of black that looks like it has all the other colours woven into it. The subtle scent of sea salt hangs about it like a memory, while its abundance of hidden pockets does nothing to stop it from billowing dramatically about the wearer at the slightest hint of a breeze. Just from looking at it, you can tell it costs a fortune. The smuggler's longcoat has two outside pockets, two inside pockets and twelve hidden pockets.	cloak	&&&&&+3600 4	&&&&&+1800 2	&&&&&&+500 5/9	&&&&&+2700 3	&&&&+19800 22	&&&&&+4860 5.4	&&&&+35640 39.6	&&&&&&+126 0.14	abdomen arms back chest legs	little or no effect
Nicolette	dark green spider silk robe This is a dark green floor-length robe with a loose fit. It is made from the finest, reinforced spider silk. It has bell sleeves. The dark green spider silk robe has two sleeve pockets and two side pockets.	robe	&&&&&+5400 6	&&&&&&+900 1	&&&&&&+700 7/9	&&&&&+1800 2	&&&&+15300 17	&&&&&+2313 2.57	&&&&+19674 21.86	&&&&&&+108 0.12	abdomen arms back chest legs	a lot of cooling
Nicolette	dark green spider silk gown This is a dark green floor-length gown with a full fit. It is made from the finest, reinforced spider silk. It has bell sleeves. The dark green spider silk gown has two cleavage pockets and two side pockets.	kimono	&&&&&+4500 5	&&&&&&+900 1	&&&&&&+700 7/9	&&&&&&+900 1	&&&&+11700 13	&&&&&+1161 1.29	&&&&+15039 16.71	&&&&&&&+72 0.08	abdomen arms back chest legs	a lot of cooling
Nicolette	dark green spider silk jerkin This is a dark green jerkin with a loose fit. It is made from the finest, reinforced spider silk. The dark green spider silk jerkin has two inside pockets, one breast pocket and two side pockets.	jacket	&&&&&+1800 2	&&&&&&+900 1	&&&&&&+100 1/9	&&&&&+1800 2	&&&&+15300 17	&&&&+16200 18	&&&+137700 153	&&&&&&+108 0.12	arms back chest	quite a lot of cooling
Nicolette	dark green spider silk undershirt This is a dark green thigh-length undershirt with a skin-tight fit. It is made from the finest, reinforced spider silk. The dark green spider silk undershirt has two breast pockets.	undershirt	&&&&&+1800 2	&&&&&&+900 1	&&&&&&+200 2/9	&&&&&&+450 0.5	&&&&&+8100 9	&&&&&+2025 2.25	&&&&+36450 40.5	&&&&&&&+54 0.06	back chest	quite a lot of cooling
Nicolette	dark green spider silk dress This is a dark green thigh-length dress with a skin-tight fit. It is made from the finest, reinforced spider silk. It has bell sleeves. The dark green spider silk dress has two cleavage pockets and two side pockets.	short-dress	&&&&&+2700 3	&&&&&&+900 1	&&&&&&+300 3/9	&&&&&&+900 1	&&&&+11700 13	&&&&&+2700 3	&&&&+35100 39	&&&&&&&+72 0.08	abdomen back chest	quite a lot of cooling
Nicolette	dark green spider silk skirt This is a dark green thigh-length skirt cut in a full smuggler style. It is made from the finest, reinforced spider silk. The dark green spider silk skirt has two side pockets.	skirt	&&&&&+2700 3	&&&&&&+900 1	&&&&&&+200 2/9	&&&&&&+900 1	&&&&+10800 12	&&&&&+4050 4.5	&&&&+48600 54	&&&&&&&+72 0.08	abdomen legs	quite a lot of cooling
Nicolette	dark green spider silk apron This is a dark green floor-length apron cut in a full smuggler style. It is made from the finest, reinforced spider silk. The dark green spider silk apron has two side pockets and one front pocket.	apron	&&&&&+2700 3	&&&&&&+900 1	&&&&&&+100 1/9	&&&&&+1800 2	&&&&+15300 17	&&&&+16200 18	&&&+137700 153	&&&&&&+108 0.12	abdomen chest	quite a lot of cooling
MM Moonlit market, Juliet Claires	<adjective> <colour> suspender belt This <adjective> <colour> silk suspender belt with its cobweb lace detailing does a lot more than caress the wearer's thighs to hold her stockings up. This is the femme fatale equivalent to the much more masculine utility belt. Disguised behind the soft silk are four silk pouches, useful for holding the sorts of small, ingenious items that are an important part of the Assassin's craft. Embroidered over the right hip in sophisticated italics are the words "Assassin Provocateur". Definitely a piece designed to set poison-laiden pulses racing.... The <adjective> <colour> suspender belt has four secret pockets.	suspender belt	&&&&&&+375 5/12	&&&&&&+375 5/12	&&&&&&+300 3/9	&&&&&+2700 3	&&&&+18000 20	&&&&&+8100 9	&&&&+54000 60	&&&&&&+135 0.15	abdomen	a bit of warmth
MM Moonlit market, Georgette Reyes	black silk sash Nothing more than a broad band of glossy black silk, the smooth material shot through with glints of twilight and grey, this sash ties at the back with a simple bow. The dangling ends set off the wearer's walk nicely, and the sash would go very well with an evening dress. Provided it was also black, of course. The four secret pockets between the layers of silk are also very useful indeed. The black silk sash has four secret pockets.	sash	&&&&&+1125 1 3/12	&&&&&&+375 5/12	&&&&&&+400 4/9	&&&&&+3600 4	&&&&+22500 25	&&&&&+8100 9	&&&&+50625 56.25	&&&&&&+144 0.16	none	little or no effect
MM Moonlit market, Georgette Reyes	utility belt The wide leather part is decorated with various tooled leather symbols depicting various tools and implements. On closer inspection, some of these areas are stitched rather loosely, allowing you to store items inside them. Two large velvet pouches hang from the sides of the belt to allow slightly larger items to be carried. The utility belt has one left pocket, three secret pockets and one right pocket.	tool belt	&&&&&&+675 9/12	&&&&&&&+75 1/12	&&&&&&+400 4/9	&&&&&+4500 5	&&&&+23400 26	&&&&+10125 11.25	&&&&+52650 58.5	&&&&&&+171 0.19	none	little or no effect
MM Moonlit market, Georgette Reyes	keyring necklace This keyring is special as the steel ring holding the keys has been wrapped in a soft dark leather to help lessen the noise one would make in the usual business of jingling keys. A small metal plaque is already attached bearing the Assassins' Guild emblem. A delicate darkened steel chain runs through it allowing it to be worn around the neck. (contains only keys)	neck	&&&&&&&+75 1/12	&&&&&&&+75 1/12	&&&&&&+200 2/9	&&&&&+1800 2	&&&&+18000 20	&&&&&+8100 9	&&&&+81000 90	&&&&&&&+90 0.1	none	little or no effect
Source	Short name	Layer	Length	Width	Weight (lb)	lbs	# items	lbs/lb^[1]	items/lb^[2]	lbs/item^[3]	Zones	Temp in incredibly, unbelievably hot room

15 wearable containers

Bits and pieces

Source	Short name	Type	Layer	Weight	Zones	Temp	Notes
Niknax	smuggler's lingerie Clingy, extremely comfortable, and flattering no matter who's wearing it, this practical yet appealing set of black silk lingerie is perfect for wearing underneath the rest of a stylish smuggler's outfit (and not, for example, lying around seductively on the deck of a heaving ship or anything ridiculous like that). Yet, it carries the scent of sea salt like a memory. Why?	smuggling outfit	underwear	&&&&&&+200 2/9 lb	abdomen	a bit of warmth	Part of smuggling outfit with smuggler's seaboots, smuggler's tricorn & smuggler's longcoat
Niknax	gold and mahogany ring This is a broad gold band inlaid with a smaller red mahogany band, the surface of the lacquered wood flush with the metal edges. The simplicity of the design places the bentwood mahogany in centre stage, tastefully displaying the grain of the wood.	Artifact	ring	&&&&&&&+10 5 g	none	little or no effect	Summons huge gold-bound chest
Wiz shops Hillshire, House of Magic, strange alleyway in Ephebe	2 x blue crystal ring You recognise the blue crystal ring to be a ring of recall. The ring is a single piece of a sapphire, cut and polished until its facets sparkle in the light.	Artifact	ring	&&&&&&+100 1/9 lb	none	little or no effect	teleports you to a random room
Wiz shops Hillshire, House of Magic, strange alleyway in Ephebe	pink crystal ring You recognise the pink crystal ring to be a ring of power. The ring is a single piece of a quartz, cut and polished until its facets sparkle in the light.	Artifact	ring	&&&&&&+100 1/9 lb	none	little or no effect
Hunters' camp	fake beard This is a long and luscious brown beard. It has two hooks at either side, so that it may be worn over the face.	Disguise	mouth	&&&&&&+100 1/9 lb	none	little or no effect	AM watchpeople won't recognize you if you have high enough people.culture.ankh-morporkian
Service areas	club badge The badge is a nice blue colour with a fringe like a bunny rabbit. You feel like the commands 'club1', 'club2', 'club3', 'club4', 'club5' and 'club6' do something.	Club	brooch	&&&&&&&+10 5 g	none	little or no effect
Twonky's Clocks	silver watch pin This slender lapel pin is topped with an ornate sliver of platinum representing the moon, which holds a small white orb. Closer inspection reveals the orb to be a small time piece. Remarkably small numerals grace its face while two tiny hands trace the hours away on this beautiful piece, one shaped from copper as a wand topped with a star, the other a detailed silver broomstick. The current time displayed is: . </span></span>	Time	brooch	&&&&&&+100 1/9 lb	none	little or no effect
Gufnork Gufnork temple shops in AM, Djelibeybi, OC and T-shop	soft fluffy ball This is an extremely fluffy white ball, made of something so quintessentially fluffy that it radiates fluffiness into its surroundings. It is so fluffy that it won't even bounce, but it does seem to be eminently huggable. There is a hole through the centre, suggesting that it could be worn over your wrist.	Holy symbol	bracelet	&&&&&&+300 3/9 lb	none	little or no effect	brandish at vampires
Source	Short name	Type	Layer	Weight	Zones	Temp	Notes

9 bits

Scabbards

Source	Name	Slot	Weight (lb)	It could sheathe these objects (amount)	Notes
Winter Camp	wolfskin armband This band of wolfskin, about four inches wide, ties onto a muscled bicep with a leather thong. A couple of loops on the inside will hold knives securely for a quick draw, or to hurl them into an enemy's eye.	armband	&&&&&&+100 1/9	knife, stiletto (2)	Can hurl from it.
Bad Ass tailor	broom harness This is a set of leather straps that looks like it was designed to attach a broomstick across your back. You can tell it's meant for a broomstick in particular, because of the little strap at the top for securing the bristly end as well as the finely-stitched writing on it. It appears to have something written on it. It could sheathe a broomstick. Written in small leather stitches: Broomftickke	back	&&&&&&+500 5/9	broomstick (1)
Slippery Hollow	riveted leather belt Constructed out of thick boot leather, this belt has been riveted all the way along its length to provide extra grip around the waist of the wearer. Designed for heavy use, two studded leather loops are affixed to allow hafted weapons to be carried securely on either hip. There are two loops free. It could sheathe an axe, hammer, club or mace.	belt	&&&&&&+600 6/9	axe, hammer, club or mace (2)
MM Moonlit market, Tom Grandison	emerald-studded sword belt Broad and thick, this dark leather belt has a simple buckle and a scattering of emeralds along its length. A loop on each hip would serve any gentleman to carry a sword and dagger about town or while riding, but they would be less than secure in the hunting field or engaged in any activity more strenuous than a gentleman of leisure normally finds himself. There are two loops free.	belt	&&&&&&+600 6/9	rapier, foil, colichemarde, blade, dagger, sword, sabre, sidesword, epee, heavy-swords (2)
Ephebe Ephebe: rare corner of neatness in the Harbour Market / Djb Djelibeybi: papyrus stall	lapis lazuli penholder A broad, thin-beaten tube of gold, inlaid with paper-thin sheets of lapis lazuli the colour of the sky over the Djel at midday, this elegant pen-holder has three clips for holding writing implements, keeping a quill unruffled by wind, accidents, or the touch of clumsy illiterates. There are three clips free. It appears to have something written on it.	side	&&&&&&+300 3/9	quill, pencil, crayon, pen (3)
AoA Stapleton's Student Supplies in Academy of Artificers in Sto Lat	oiled leather thigh holster Plain and practical, this broad holster clasps around the upper thigh with a pair of brass-buckled straps. Three sturdy loops will hold a selection of tools ready to the artificer's hand, and hold them close no matter what corners or odd positions he may have to contort himself into.	thigh	&&&&&&+200 2/9	tool (file, graving tool, runic crescent wrench, crowbar, neat little jeweller's hammer, navigator's sextant, engineer's brush, shipwright's hammer, quartermaster's shovel) (3)
MM Moonlit market, Tom Grandison	lacy black garter (lockpick) If Death's domain were a kingdom by the sea, the foam on each dark wave as it broke on the shore would look just like the lace on this fragile, feminine garter. Seemingly too light and insubstantial to support anything, it nevertheless holds a lady's stocking as securely as it does the lockpicks that could nestle into the six tiny loops concealed in the lace.	thigh	&&&&&&+100 1/9	lockpick (6)
Source	Name	Slot	Weight (lb)	It could sheathe these objects (amount)	Notes

7 scabbards

Total 40 worn items. This leaves place for 10 held and carried items in inventory.

Visibility and removability of items

1 (visible above all others): smuggler's longcoat / pig-faced bascinet / smuggler's seaboots / gloves

2 (nothing above): soft fluffy ball / keyring necklace / pin / brooch / club badge / ring
2 (under 1): black velvet bag / broom harness / dark green spider silk apron / fake beard / utility belt / black silk sash / smuggler's tricorn

3: dark green spider silk robe / sea serpent scale

4: dark green spider silk jerkin / hunter green silk belt pack
4 (visible under dark green spider silk robe): riveted leather belt / studded leather wristlets / emerald-studded sword belt / lapis lazuli penholder

5: dark green spider silk dress / dark green spider silk gown / chainmail t-shirt / dark green spider silk skirt / dark blue uniform trousers / short leather miniskirt / wolfskin armband

6: dark green spider silk undershirt / dark blue uniform trousers

7: elegant midnight black suspender belt / oiled leather thigh holster / black armoured stockings / lacy black garter / chainmail bikini top / smuggler's lingerie

Notes:

Items in "2 (nothing above)" do not trigger removing any other things, but are not visible when wearing items from 0.
Items in "5 (visible under dark green spider silk robe)" are hidden by wearing that item, but you can remove them without removing the robe.
The dark green spider silk robe (from Nicolette) is actually visible without items in 1, but you need to remove (black velvet bag & broom harness) to remove it.

Extras

Can't wear everything!

fake flower (spray other people with water!)

Source	Short name	Layer	Length	Width	Weight (lb)	lbs	# items	lbs/lb^[1]	items/lb^[2]	lbs/item^[3]	Zones	Temp in incredibly, unbelievably hot room
MM Moonlit market, Llenny Merridew	deep green cutaway jacket Sharply tailored for the gentleman who has a perfect figure and no compunctions at all about displaying it, this fine wool jacket has broad lapels faced with dark gold silk. The cuffs are finished with two broad rings of matching silk, and the collar points are tipped with tiny gold topaz stones. It has a small label stuck on it. It bears a small mark indicating that it is registered with the Ankh-Morpork Lost Property Office. It gives off a steady but dull octarine glow. The deep green cutaway jacket has two inside pockets, one breast pocket and two side pockets.	jacket	&&&&&+1800 2	&&&&&&+900 1	&&&&&&+200 2/9	&&&&&+1800 2	&&&&+14400 16	&&&&&+8100 9	&&&&+64800 72	&&&&&&+117 0.13	arms back chest	some warmth
shop Old Gammer Crowface shop in Blackglass	pouched black leather belt This functional black leather belt has several small pouches attached to it at intervals, presumably for carrying little fiddly items that would get lost or damaged in larger pockets. It would be ideal for carrying small magic objects or herbs. The pouched black leather belt has four pouch pockets.	pouched belt	&&&&&&+450 6/12	&&&&&&&+75 1/12	&&&&&+1200 1 3/9	&&&&&+3600 4	&&&&+21600 24	&&&&&+2700 3	&&&&+16200 18	&&&&&&+153 0.17
AoA Gildworthy's workshop in Academy of Artificers in Sto Lat	artificer's leather apron Covering the body from neck to knees, this sturdy brown leather apron has been embroidered with dozens of protective sigils in gold and silver thread. The artificer's leather apron has one left pocket, one middle pocket and one right pocket.	apron	&&&&&+2700 3	&&&&&&+900 1	&&&&&+1200 1 3/9	&&&&&&+900 1	&&&&+18000 20	&&&&&&+675 0.75	&&&&+13500 15	&&&&&&&+45 0.05
npc Sophie Stibbons in AM	long black hooped skirt Draping to the floor, the wide hoop supporting this skirt bobs and waves with the wearer's movement. Not quite the most suitable skirt for a hired killer, but perhaps the almost unending weapon storage opportunities available from its voluminous width could hold some appeal. The long black hooped skirt has one left pocket and one right pocket.	skirt	&&&&&+2700 3	&&&&&&+900 1	&&&&&&+700 7/9	&&&&&+1800 2	&&&&+14400 16	&&&&&+2313 2.57	&&&&+18513 20.57	&&&&&&+117 0.13	abdomen legs
tailors	pin cushion A useful item for any serious seamstress, this pin cushion is worn around the wrist and could hold a number of pins or needles for easy access. It is shaped like a hedgehog (for obvious reasons) and is inscribed with the words "The hedgehog can never be buggered at all", which seems to cause serious debate among some seamstresses (for less obvious reasons). (contains only pins or needles)	wrist	&&&&&&+225 3/12	&&&&&&+150 2/12	&&&&&&+100 1/9	&&&&&&+450 1/2	&&&&&+7200 8	&&&&&+4050 4.5	&&&&+64800 72	&&&&&&&+54 0.06	none
Source	Short name	Layer	Length	Width	Weight (lb)	lbs	# items	lbs/lb^[1]	items/lb^[2]	lbs/item^[3]	Zones	Temp in incredibly, unbelievably hot room

Items that are useful to put on sometimes, but not always, unless you want to live (or die) with the penalties

Armour	Weight (lb)	Thaums	Material	Sharp vurdere 50% Thaums	Pierce vurdere 50% Thaums	Blunt vurdere 50% Thaums	To hit Chance of hitting the areas covered by this armour when not focusing on anything in a fight between a human-sized attacker and a human defender. (%)	ːratio 9 * addition of 3 vurderes / weight	λperf average of 3 vurderes * chance to hit / weight	√perf average of 3 vurderes * chance to hit / sqrt(weight)	Layer	Hair	Head	Eyes	Face	Neck	Hands	Arms	Back	Chest	Abdomen	Legs	Feet
Dwarfish goggles	&&&&&+1000 1 1/9	3 / 7	leather	&&+12 &&+2 12 amazingly poor	&&+12 &&+2 12 amazingly poor	&&+23 &&+5 23 poor	0	381	0	0	goggles			Eyes
Bronze helm	&&&&&+4500 5	8 / 16	bronze	&&+40 &&+8 40 average	&&+34 &&+6 34 ok	&&+29 &&+5 29 poor	6.7	185	46	103	helm	Hair	Head
Iron gauntlets	&&&&&+3000 3 3/9	6 / 12	iron	&&+27 &&+5 27 poor	&&+27 &&+5 27 poor	&&+38 &&+8 38 average	6.7	248	62	113	gloves						Hands
Climbing gloves	&&&&&+1200 1 3/9	4 / 8	leather	&&+13 &&+2 13 amazingly poor	&&+13 &&+2 13 amazingly poor	&&+19 &&+4 19 pretty poor	6.7	304	75	87	gloves						Hands
Graceful Dex Gloves These gloves are made of a very fine leather dyed a deep black. The leather is very thin and supple and the gloves look like they'd fit you perfectly. Graceful Dex Gloves is a pair of black leather gloves. It has a small label stuck on it. It bears a small mark indicating that it is registered with the Ankh-Morpork Lost Property Office. It emits a bright octarine colour. It has the hazy octarine sparkle of a magical talisman.	5/9	4 / 6	leather								gloves						Hands
Armour	Weight (lb)	Thaums	Material	Sharp vurdere 50% Thaums	Pierce vurdere 50% Thaums	Blunt vurdere 50% Thaums	To hit Chance of hitting the areas covered by this armour when not focusing on anything in a fight between a human-sized attacker and a human defender. (%)	ːratio 9 * addition of 3 vurderes / weight	λperf average of 3 vurderes * chance to hit / weight	√perf average of 3 vurderes * chance to hit / sqrt(weight)	Layer	Hair	Head	Eyes	Face	Neck	Hands	Arms	Back	Chest	Abdomen	Legs	Feet

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Warning: This is just a handy list so I don't forget what I had the idea of wanting to do maybe, it doesn't mean I'll be willing or able to do it soon or even at all.

Please feel quite free to do any of those if you want! :oP

Witch Trials: Finish edited log but it's soo big.
Quests: Namespace is working. Could put all quests into its own page.
Ingredients: All those fiddly things. Maybe liquids.
Liquids: Or some other name, to document what liquids look like and what they do if anything, teas (including transitional liquids), poisons, blue water, etc.
Bright: Redo from scratch light research with light sources (candles, lantern, permalights, and other) to put in a table with range values for each.

Coffee Nostra jobs history

Kill henchpeople - John DeBois says with a Genuan accent: You now have the rank of buttonman.
Recover money
Fetch poison
Hit on the Cup 'o' Regime
Fetch healing tea - John DeBois says with a Genuan accent: You now have the rank of goodfella.
Fetch enchanted sword
Kill henchpeople
Fetch blue crystal ring - John DeBois says with a Genuan accent: You now have the rank of cup 'o' decine.
Kill henchpeople
Kill henchpeople
Fetch poison - John DeBois says with a Genuan accent: You now have the rank of cup 'o' regime.
Fetch pink crystal ring
Deliver briefcase
Hit on the Cup 'o' Regime

After getting the rank of cup 'o' regime:

John DeBois says with a Genuan accent: I regret to inform you that corporate congestion makes further advancement impossible at this time.

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