User:Emily/horses
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Horses 2000
So with all the April Fools 2021 drama with horses, I thought I would share the snippets still left in my mudmail from back in the day when I was helping PT the original horses. Not overly informative but perhaps still semi-amusing.
For now it is a lazy cut-n-paste. Maybe I will format it later.
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1 From: pinkfish Subject: Re:#1 Get items from/in horse
> 2 From: pinkfish Subject: Bug Report
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From pinkfish Tue Jun 6 14:22:04 2000
Date: Tue, 6 Jun 2000 14:22 PDT
From: pinkfish
To: emily
Subject: Re:#1 Get items from/in horse
Fluff,
Hmmm... This should be working. :) I will double check it. COuld you
add it back as a bug report?
Thanks!
Pinkfish.
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Folder pthorse with 11 messages.
1 From: pinkfish Subject: Bug Report
2 From: pinkfish Subject: Bug Report
3 From: pinkfish Subject: Bug Report
4 From: pinkfish Subject: Re:#1 Horses and witches
5 From: pinkfish Subject: Bug Report
6 From: pinkfish Subject: Re:#1 Ack Horses and glance again
7 From: pinkfish Subject: Bug Report
8 From: pinkfish Subject: Bug Report
9 From: pinkfish Subject: Bug Report
10 From: pinkfish Subject: Bug Report
> 11 From: pinkfish Subject: Re:#1 Help horse vs help mount
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Message 1
From pinkfish Fri Jan 7 14:50:10 2000
Date: Fri, 7 Jan 2000 14:50 PST
From: pinkfish
To: emily
Subject: Bug Report
> There are some problems with the horses equipment.
> Not only is it still in my inventory when I dress a horse but in
fact I can dress more than one horse with the same equipment at the
same time.
>
> Additonaly I have dressed the same horse with the same saddle twice
and he is now wearing 'two' saddles.
It should have fixed these problems now...
Good luck!
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From pinkfish Tue Jan 11 18:50:54 2000
Date: Tue, 11 Jan 2000 18:50 PST
From: pinkfish
To: emily
Subject: Bug Report
> glance while mounted causes a runtime error
This is fixed now right?
Fluff!
Pinkfish.
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From pinkfish Tue Jan 11 18:50:54 2000
Date: Tue, 11 Jan 2000 18:50 PST
From: pinkfish
To: emily
Subject: Bug Report
> The fourth walk syntax doesn't seem to work.
> ie I can't 'walk w roughly intersection'
>
Does it just give an error message? Or just not do what it is
supposed to do?
Good luck!
Pinkfish.
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From pinkfish Wed Jan 19 15:27:21 2000
Date: Wed, 19 Jan 2000 15:27 PST
From: pinkfish
To: emily
Subject: Re:#1 Horses and witches
Fluff,
I thought I had fixed scrying. I bet it is some other random scying thing.
None of the scrying is done in a standard manner. Sigh...
Good luck!
Pinkfish.
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From pinkfish Wed Jan 19 15:26:01 2000
Date: Wed, 19 Jan 2000 15:26 PST
From: pinkfish
To: emily
Subject: Re:#1 Ack Horses and glance again
Fluff!
It gave runtimes? Or some other problem?
Thanks!
Pinkfish.
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From pinkfish Tue Apr 18 18:18:20 2000
Date: Tue, 18 Apr 2000 18:18 PDT
From: pinkfish
To: emily
Subject: Bug Report
> Hiya PF,
> You're not gonna like this but although I got a report
> saying it had been fixed, when I dress the horse I am still carrying
> all of the equipment. :(
Whoops. I fixed it then broke it again.
Fixed again now :)
GOod lu ck!
Pinkfish.
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Message 9
From pinkfish Tue Apr 18 18:18:20 2000
Date: Tue, 18 Apr 2000 18:18 PDT
From: pinkfish
To: emily
Subject: Bug Report
> I have 3 dollars and 208 pence but can't retrieve my horse
> for which I owe $5.08.
>
> list
> A) plaid horse; in debt A$5.10
> B) pale grey horse; in debt A$5.08
> > i
> Wearing : a gigantic dog collar, a large backpack, a small badge, a
blue badge,
> a press credentials badge, a butterfly lover's pendant, a
wizard's
> pointy hat, an ibis earring, a bright yellow cloak with
large buttons
> and a startling green dress.
> (under) : ruby satin panties.
> Carrying: a string bag, a Thieves' Guild Licence and an assassin's
certificate.
> Your purse contains 208 Ankh-Morpork pence and 3 Ankh-Morpork
dollars.
> > return b
> You do not have enough money to return this horse you need A$5.08.
> When I got an additional dollar from my backpack I was able to
> retrieve my horse.
> I was left with 100 pence in my purse.
Ahhh... THis might be the item shop not going for exact money
problem... I thought this was fixed though.
Nice underware btw :)
Good luck!
Pinkfish.
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Message 11
From pinkfish Tue Jun 6 14:23:01 2000
Date: Tue, 6 Jun 2000 14:23 PDT
From: pinkfish
To: emily
Subject: Re:#1 Help horse vs help mount
Weird. I guess I wrote two help files acidently.
Fluff!
Pinkfish.
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Discworld mailer system version 2.0
Folder pthorse with 11 messages.
1 From: pinkfish Subject: Bug Report
2 From: pinkfish Subject: Bug Report
3 From: pinkfish Subject: Bug Report
4 From: pinkfish Subject: Re:#1 Horses and witches
D 5 From: pinkfish Subject: Bug Report
6 From: pinkfish Subject: Re:#1 Ack Horses and glance again
D 7 From: pinkfish Subject: Bug Report
8 From: pinkfish Subject: Bug Report
9 From: pinkfish Subject: Bug Report
D 10 From: pinkfish Subject: Bug Report
11 From: pinkfish Subject: Re:#1 Help horse vs help mount
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