User:BeastEater

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Me

You see Minister BeastEater the Archpriest of Sek.
His full name is Ware The Fallen Beast, Eater of Dreams. It's too much to say.
He is tall, dark and handsome*, he has everything you could want in a holy man, provided that what you want is a sinister evil priest with a penchant for dark glares and human sacrifice. It wouldn't be totally inaccurate to say that his eyes are aglow with dark power, but to do so misses out on the opportunity to mention "eldritch radiance of forbidden rituals".
*Citation needed.


Desirable outcomes as a Djelian Magistrate

  • Djelian Clubhouses
  • Labour Market
  • Klatchian Wizard orders

Djelian Clubhouses

As we have the ability to create a club at the Djelibeybi Palace, I feel that we should also have access to a couple of local clubhouses, for the use of Djelibeybi based clubs.

Labour Market

As with the job market in AM, but only reparations for materials paid, xp being the focus and to keep in line with socialist government.


NPC: to be decided Parody of Ea-nasir (dodgy copper merchant from Mesopotamia)


Potential jobs

Low level

  • Camel cleanup
    - Fill a container with camel droppings
  • Road / wall repair
  • Statue polish and repair
    - Uses ad.mo.cl.rock or rope
  • Field work
    - planting, tilling, gathering, etc
  • Cat Care (at the Cat Shrine)
    - Fill water bowls
    - Mend and re-catnip damaged cat toys
  • Bead Manufacture
    - Deliver 20 beads of X material (uses crafts.carpentry.turning)
  • Papyrus Manufacture
    - Gather 20 lengths of the papyrus reed from the delta (uses crafts.hunting.foraging)

Mid level

  • Mosaic maintenance
    - Uses crafts.arts.design and/or crafts.arts.sculpture
  • Cat care
    - Track, capture and medicate felines (uses crafts.hunting.tracking, crafts.hunting.trapping, crafts.medicine.treatment)
  • Alcohol purchase for the Director (to offset the knurd of klatchian coffee)
  • Spiced coffee request
    - Brew 1 cup of klatchian coffee with X spice
  • Bead Manufacture
    - thread beads (provided) for curtains (uses Crafts.materials.needlework)
  • Papyrus Manufacture
    - Weave papyrus fibres (provided) into a sheet for further refinement (uses crafts.materials.weaving and crafts.arts.design)

High level

  • Crocodile feeding
    - X god/ess requires a X pounds of X creature corpse to be fed to the holy crocodiles
  • Grave Goods
    - Client requires a pottery item to be created for their beloved Aunt/Uncles burial rites ( Craft the required pottery item to at least a passable level, higher skill results gain better rewards)
  • Cat care
    - Track, capture and groom felines (uses crafts.hunting.tracking, crafts.hunting.trapping, crafts.husbandry.animal.grooming)
  • Bead Manufacture
    - thread fine beads (provided) for belly dancers skirts (uses Crafts.materials.needlework and crafts.arts.design)
  • Papyrus Manufacture
    - Pound papyrus sheets (provided) into its final form (uses fighting.melee.flail and crafts.special)

Klatchian Wizard orders

Revive the Klatchian wizard orders at the ILL


Tattoos

  • His left palm and right palm have
    a circle of seven linked arms
  • His left knuckles and right knuckles have
    SEK’S WILL
  • His back has
    the ravenous visage of Sek
  • The skin around his left eye and the skin around his right eye have
    exquisite flames
  • The small of his back has
    Saint Iblis, hip deep in dismembered corpses
  • His right wrist and left wrist have
    Swirling whirlwinds of rage
  • His left breast has
    a lewd pin-up of Repurg of Sek
  • His right breast has
    a lewd pin-up of Kess of Sek
  • His right buttock has
    a winking portrait of Swiper
  • His left buttock has
    laughing Rauna, wreathed in flames
  • His right thigh has
    a lone figure, kneeling in the wilderness
  • His left hip and right hip have
    snarling lions facing each other
  • His left foot and his right foot has
    writhing, flame-like wolves
  • His throat and his neck have
    a worn and scuffed blood red line
  • His chest has
    a heart dripping in gold flecked blood
  • His left shoulder and his right shoulder have
    a dark beauty, stretched upon an altar
  • His lower back has
    a hissing cat face
  • His left hand and right hand have
    the shadow of paws

Desired Charms

Under review

List of Death Masks

Coming soon