User:Aurelia

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Aurelia
Client: Rapscallion
Date: June 2009

Aurelia the Witch, Dreamy, Retired manager of Tarnach Fendertwin's Quality Consumables (Ankh-Morpork).

Her nationality is Genuan and she is from Genua.

She is a short, young lady with blue eyes and tangled blonde hair. She stares reverently off into space. Her make-up looks like it's trying to work its way around the warts. She looks weak and defenseless, and she walks around with care. Black clothes don't really suit her. Beneath her seemingly innocent demeanour is a complete lack of bloodthirsty, murdering, withering, soul-wrenching hag, all the better to eat you with.

Citizen in Ankh-Morpork.

  +----------------------------+-----------------------------------------+
  |      A u r e l i a ' s     |     B r e w i n g   N o t e s   O n     |
  |  Famous Olde Woundknitter  |         Famous Olde Woundknitter        |
  |                            |                                         |
  |          ~ ~ ~ ~           |   Since 1999  ~  Brewing For 10 YEARS   |
  |                            |                                         |
  |   Brewed With Bonus: 350   |     It has been Meticulously Tested:    |
  | Strength: 262 hp per 1/100 |       Per 1/100 of a large bottle:      |
  |                            |  Strength: 262 hp (mean), 60 hp (S.D.)  |
  |  Dosage: One Each Morning  |  Duration: 99 sec (mean), 10 sec (S.D.) |
  | or, When Thee Need is Felt |                                         |
  |                            |   Figures EXCLUDE "heartbeat" hp regen  |
  +----------------------------+    (add 3, 4, or 5 hp per heartbeat!)   |
  |     Contains: 0.5% W/W     |                                         |
  | sodium monoflurophosphate  |   It's OLDE ~ It's FAMOUS ~ Buy Me NOW  |
  +----------------------------+-----------------------------------------+

Aurelia Kin'lil'tir Scrysfoot was conceived up a cliff at Razorback and born to indeterminate parents. Eventually, witchcraft found her and she came under the tutelage of Old Mother Rosetwee, who taught her mathematics, and when all else failed, witchery.

At 17, she left for thee smelly city, Ankh-Morpork, in search of warts, experience, and a rational solution to root 2.