Ukulele of pain

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Instrument
Ukulele of pain
Weapon information
Precise dimensions 1 6/12 x 6/12
Material wood
Weight 2 2/9
Thaums/sec 5 stable / 6 talisman / 10 max
Hands 1
Commands none
Melee type Misc weapon
Judge data
Speed 10 Extremely fast 10
Maximum damage 3 Rather low 3
Average damage 1 Extremely low 1
Str Overall Attack ease Parry ease
16 8 quite good
8
11 rather easy
11
14 incredibly easy
14
17 9 pretty good
9
11 rather easy
11
14 incredibly easy
14
18 9 pretty good
9
12 very easy
12
14 incredibly easy
14
19 9 pretty good
9
12 very easy
12
14 incredibly easy
14
20 9 pretty good
9
12 very easy
12
14 incredibly easy
14
21 9 pretty good
9
12 very easy
12
14 incredibly easy
14
22 9 pretty good
9
12 very easy
12
14 incredibly easy
14
Ukulele of pain
Musical instruments Information
Type String
Tuneable Yes
Mallet No
To play, must be... Held
Size 1 6/12 x 6/12
Weight 2 2/9 lb
Material Wood
Other Misc weapon

The Ukulele of pain is both a misc weapon and a musical instrument.

Long Description

This ukulele looks more like a fat wooden-bat with strings, than an instrument. It seems to be an object of destruction that has been mended several times. It does look painful.

Appraises As

The ukulele of pain is about a foot and a half long and about six inches wide. It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type misc.

Acquisition

Kefka's item database

Public area

  • None

NPC

Store

  • None

Musical properties

The ukulele of pain is also a string instrument, requiring the crafts.music.instruments.stringed skill to play. A bonus of approximately ? in this skill is required to play with average ability.

Messages

Strum

Bonus Range Message
105 A horrible noise, akin to a small animal being tortured, comes from your ukulele of pain as you strum it.
105 You carelessly play a few clashing notes on your ukulele of pain.
191-209 You strum the same chord over and over on your ukulele of pain.
184-241 You strum the same chord monotonously on your ukulele of pain.
185-209 You strum a few chords on your ukulele of pain.
209-241 You quickly strum a sequence of chords on your ukulele of pain.
241 You deftly strum a few chord progressions on your ukulele of pain.

Play

Bonus Range Message
157-163 You carelessly play a few clashing notes on your ukulele of pain.
184-207 You quickly play a discordant melody on your ukulele of pain.
191-209 You slowly play a few chords on your ukulele of pain.
185-241 You play a repetitive tune on your ukulele of pain.
191-249 You play an elegantly simple melody line on your ukulele of pain.
241-249 With creative flair, you play a delicate and interesting tune on your ukulele of pain.
264 You expertly play your ukulele of pain, creating a complex yet beautiful tune 'Best Message'

Perform

Bonus Range Message
191 You create a noise akin to that made when a raven finds an eyeball as you perform a solo on your ukulele of pain.
184-209 You perform an irritating solo on your ukulele of pain.
241 You perform a lacklustre solo on your ukulele of pain.
241 You play a humdrum solo on your ukulele of pain.
241 You timidly perform a peaceful solo on your ukulele of pain.
241 You play a peaceful solo on your ukulele of pain.

Serenade

Bonus Range Message
184-191 You serenade <target> with an awful melody on your ukulele of pain.
207-241 You serenade <target> with an uninteresting tune on your ukulele of pain.
209-241 You play a tiresome tune for <target> on your ukulele of pain.
209-241 You play a simple tune on your ukulele of pain for <target>.
241 You skilfully serenade the young truffle pig with a moving melody on your ukulele of pain.
241 Working your ukulele of pain seductively, you serenade <target> with a romantic tune.
241 With elegant movements you play a folksong about two doves on your ukulele of pain, serenading <target>.