Ukulele of pain
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The Ukulele of pain is both a misc weapon and a musical instrument.
Contents
Long Description
This ukulele looks more like a fat wooden-bat with strings, than an instrument. It seems to be an object of destruction that has been mended several times. It does look painful.
Appraises As
The ukulele of pain is about a foot and a half long and about six inches wide. It is made of wood and could be used as a weapon of type misc.
Acquisition
Public area
- None
NPC
- Francis wandering in Ankh-Morpork
Store
- None
Musical properties
The ukulele of pain is also a string instrument, requiring the crafts.music.instruments.stringed skill to play. A bonus of approximately ? in this skill is required to play with average ability.
Messages
Strum
Bonus Range | Message |
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105 | A horrible noise, akin to a small animal being tortured, comes from your ukulele of pain as you strum it. |
105 | You carelessly play a few clashing notes on your ukulele of pain. |
191-209 | You strum the same chord over and over on your ukulele of pain. |
184-241 | You strum the same chord monotonously on your ukulele of pain. |
185-209 | You strum a few chords on your ukulele of pain. |
209-241 | You quickly strum a sequence of chords on your ukulele of pain. |
241 | You deftly strum a few chord progressions on your ukulele of pain. |
Play
Bonus Range | Message |
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157-163 | You carelessly play a few clashing notes on your ukulele of pain. |
184-207 | You quickly play a discordant melody on your ukulele of pain. |
191-209 | You slowly play a few chords on your ukulele of pain. |
185-241 | You play a repetitive tune on your ukulele of pain. |
191-249 | You play an elegantly simple melody line on your ukulele of pain. |
241-249 | With creative flair, you play a delicate and interesting tune on your ukulele of pain. |
264 | You expertly play your ukulele of pain, creating a complex yet beautiful tune 'Best Message' |
Perform
Bonus Range | Message |
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191 | You create a noise akin to that made when a raven finds an eyeball as you perform a solo on your ukulele of pain. |
184-209 | You perform an irritating solo on your ukulele of pain. |
241 | You perform a lacklustre solo on your ukulele of pain. |
241 | You play a humdrum solo on your ukulele of pain. |
241 | You timidly perform a peaceful solo on your ukulele of pain. |
241 | You play a peaceful solo on your ukulele of pain. |
Serenade
Bonus Range | Message |
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184-191 | You serenade <target> with an awful melody on your ukulele of pain. |
207-241 | You serenade <target> with an uninteresting tune on your ukulele of pain. |
209-241 | You play a tiresome tune for <target> on your ukulele of pain. |
209-241 | You play a simple tune on your ukulele of pain for <target>. |
241 | You skilfully serenade the young truffle pig with a moving melody on your ukulele of pain. |
241 | Working your ukulele of pain seductively, you serenade <target> with a romantic tune. |
241 | With elegant movements you play a folksong about two doves on your ukulele of pain, serenading <target>. |