Title

General

These title are available to everyone.

title
Miss
Mr
Mrs
Ms
Mx

These titles are available to dead players.

title
Lonely
Mournful
Scary
Spooky
Wandering

Duelling

These titles are available to players who duel in the Musketeers' guild.

title	comments
Cheating	Duelling without proper weapons, using rituals or magic, or backstabbing the opponent
Cowardly	Rejecting a challenge or when an NPC rejects your surrender

These titles seem to last about 10 minutes.

Guild

Assassins' guild

Title	Specialization	Condition
Doctor/Dr	Conlegium Sicariorum	Upon completion of a doctorate course.
Professor	Conlegium Sicariorum	Appointed professor of a master's or doctorate course.

Priests' guild

The following titles become available to priests as they progress in guild level: (from Priest Guild wiki)

title	guild level
Brother/Sister	49
Mostly Reverend	100
Reverend	151
Blessed	200
Blessed father / Blessed mother	220
Blessed brother / Blessed sister	220
Venerable	250
Venerable brother / Venerable sister	260
Venerable father / Venerable mother	270
Holy	300
Holy brother / Holy sister	310
Beatus	400
Saint	500

For post-titles, deity specific titles and more information refer to Priests' Guild/Title.

Thieves' Guild

All thief titles can be set with the "title" command.

• Butterfingers
• Crafty
• Crooked
• Dastardly
• Dishonest
• Dodgy
• Elusive
• Evasive
• Fingers
• Furtive
• Greased
• Honest
• Latent
• Light-fingered
• Quick-fingered
• Quiet
• Shady
• Shifty
• Silent
• Slick
• Sly
• Tricky

For post-titles, specialisation specific titles and more information see the guild titles page on the Thieves Guild wiki.

Warriors' Guild

Titles are made available to you at certain guild levels.

See this section for the titles for the various specifications of the warriors' guild.

Witches' Guild

All witch titles can be requested from Granny Weatherwax upon joining the guild. They have no level requirement.

• Aunty
• Biddy
• Black
• Gammer
• Goodie
• Goody
• Gramma
• Granny
• Mama
• Mistress
• Mother
• Mss
• Nanna
• Nanny
• Old
• Sister
• Wee
• Wicked
• Young

Wizard's Guild

Titles are made available to you at certain guild levels. Once you have the required level, wizard-specific titles can be acquired from the Communications Imp who will tell you about your 'latest promotion'.

title	guild level
Fat, Stuffed, Over-fed, Gimlet-eyed, Robust	0
Bearded, Burly, Plump, Rotund, Thin, Tiny	50
Mystic, Obscure	100
Complex, Learned	150
Potent, Wise, Grumpy	200
Cryptic, Dark, Scholarly, Grey-haired, Greybeard	250
Master/Mistress	300
Adroit, Dire, Maven	350
Quantum, Savant, Unseen	400
Archmaster/mistress, Archmage	500
...

Council titles

Ankh-Morpork council

The following titles are granted by the AM council. Some are titles of honour, while others are meant to be given as a punishment. Some titles can be purchased temporarily for a donation to the council.

title	comment
Dame	honour roll
Lady	honour roll
Lord	honour roll
Sir	honour roll

Titles available via Court Cases

These titles are temporarily applied by the magistrate who closes a case against a person. Note that some of these are positive titles that may be purchased, either for oneself, or as a gift.

Positive Titles

• the Amazing
• the Civic-Minded
• the Elegant
• the Eloquent
• the Helpful
• the Helpful Citizen
• the Stylish
• the Upstanding Citizen
• the Utterly Fluffy
• the Wonderful

Punishment Titles

• appallingly filthy
• corpse looter
• dull
• feebleminded
• i got punished
• i got punished and all i got was this lousy title
• i promise i won't do it again
• insignificant
• lying
• malingering
• naughty spawn
• necrokleptomaniac
• offensive
• pillock
• pointless
• repentant
• reprobate
• shopkeeper murderer
• silly spammy git
• sitting in the corner
• smelly
• tantrum thrower
• too stupid to live
• vagrant
• very sorry
• very very sorry
• waste of space
• whinging

Djelibeybi council

The following titles are granted by the Djb council. Some are titles of honour, while others are meant to be given as a punishment.

title	comment
Sultan / Sultana	honour roll
Shai/Sitt al-khasa	Master/Mistress of the elite
Shai/Sitt al-ri'asa	Master/Mistress of leadership
Shai/Sitt ishquaraya	Master/Mistress of the false ones
Shai/Sitt a'daha	Master/Mistress of their enemies
Nawab	Nawab of the Treasury; a title unique to Djelibeybi's Treasurer
Qasar	Caesar
Mazrat	Holy
Effendi	A title of quality
Ya'uq	Preserver
Mutasharid	Outcast
Ishqaraya	The false one
Naughty Spawn
Kill Stealer
Feebleminded
Idiotic
Offensive
Corpse Looter
Cat Hating
Heathen
Foreign Dog
Infidel
Shopkeeper Murderer
Destitute
Parasitic
Hated
Cowardly
Criminal
Felon

Regional Titles

Some titles are granted, based on where the player starts in the world.

Genua

• M (Monsieur)
• Mlle (Mademoiselle)
• Mme (Madame)

Achievements

A lot of titles are available from achievements.

Guild	Title	Achievement	Requirements	Level	Category
All	Contender	A Star Is Born	Win a thousand games of capture the flag.	5 Huge	Ctf
Assassins	Venomous	Assassin Of The Masses	Kill 200 players in the PK arena with at least 50 unique opponents and 80% overall win.	6 Massive	Arena
All	Ancient	Ancient	Reach the age of 180 days.	4 Large	Age / Social
All	Exterminator	Arachnophobia	Kill Queen Shelox.	7 Epic	Ramtops
All	Rouge	Aubergenocide	Kill 20 rouge eggplants in Sheepridge.	4 Large	Quirky / Sto Plains
All	Axe-master	Axe Mastery	Get 500 levels in fighting.melee.axe.	4 Large	Ability / Fighting
All	Champion	Champion	Get 500 levels in each of the 8 fighting.melee weapon skills and fighting.unarmed.striking.	6 Massive	Ability / Fighting
Warriors	Centurion	Champion Of The People	Kill 200 players in the PK arena with at least 50 unique opponents and 80% overall win.	6 Massive	Arena
All	Flatulent	Coleslawter	Eat ten thousand sentient cabbages.	4 Large	Quirky
All	Competent	Competent Professional	Reach guild level 100.	2 Small	Ability / Guild level
All	Cultured	Cultural Attache	Get 300 levels in each of the people.culture skills.	4 Large	Ability / Culture
Priests	Healer	Curative Cleric	Heal 5,000,000 points of damage with healing rituals to other players not in combat with you.	5 Huge	Guilds / Priests
All	Cutthroat	Dagger Mastery	Get 500 levels in fighting.melee.dagger.	4 Large	Ability / Fighting
All	Knifey	Dagger Mastery	Get 500 levels in fighting.melee.dagger.	4 Large	Ability / Fighting
All	Archaic	Dawn Of The World	Have a player account of twenty years or older, or being Pinkfish.	9 Mythic	Age / Social
Assassins	Lethal	Death's Agent	Close a total of 250 unique contracts in the combined assassins' guilds.	8 Legendary	Guilds / Assassins / Inhume
All	Elementalist	Elementalist	Get 500 levels in each of the magic.methods.elemental skills.	5 Huge	Ability / Magic
All	Energetic	Energetic	Get 300 levels in each points skill.	4 Large	Ability
All	Festive	Founder Of The Feast	Cast Wurphle's Midnight Snack to summon roast sheep two thousand times, and summon a total of one hundred and thirteen thousand, two hundred and seventy-five pints of beer.	4 Large	Guilds / Spells
All	Gifted	Gifted	Reach level 1000 in four skills.	7 Epic	Ability
Warriors	Chef	Hell's Kitchen	Get 300 levels in the base crafts.culinary skill and cause 100 enemies to either soil themselves or be terrified by your warcry.	5 Huge	Guilds / Warriors / Quirky
All	Bloodthirsty	Holy Butcher	Sacrifice animals of 3 different types, each at least 27 times, to each 8 different Ephebian deities (for a total of 648 sacrifices). To count, some time must pass between sacrifices.	5 Huge	Prayer
Warriors	Impaler	Inserter Of Sharp Objects	Successfully perform 150,000 impale commands.	7 Epic	Guilds / Warriors
Priests	Templar	Knight Of The Gods	Kill 200 players in the PK arena with at least 50 unique opponents and 80% overall win.	6 Massive	Arena
All	Paranoid	Living In Fear	Have one hundred deaths in reserve.	6 Massive	Mortality
Priests	Saintly	Living Saint	Heal 100,000,000 points of damage with healing rituals to other players not in combat with you.	8 Legendary	Guilds / Priests
All	Crusher	Mace Mastery	Get 500 levels in fighting.melee.mace or fighting.melee.flail.	4 Large	Ability / Fighting
Wizards	Mysterious	Magical Mystique	Cast 80 different spells and create 2250000 thaums through successful casting of spells.	8 Legendary	Guilds / Spells / Wizards
Wizards	Arcana	Magician Of Entertainment	Kill 200 players in the PK arena with at least 50 unique opponents and 80% overall win.	6 Massive	Arena
All	Diplomatic	Master Debater	Be successful in at least a thousand debates.	4 Large	Social / Guilds
All	Duelist	Master Duelist	Get 500 levels in fighting.defence.parrying.	4 Large	Ability / Fighting
All	Perverse	Master Undresser	Steal 10000 flags in capture the flag.	4 Large	Ctf
All	Masterful	Masterful	Reach level 1000 in a skill.	6 Massive	Ability
Thieves	Fingers	Mazda's Hero	Pay A$64000 towards your theft quota while not having outstanding fines and be the top thief on the quota leaderboard 15 times.	8 Legendary	Guilds / Thieves
All	Medical	Medic	Get 300 levels in the root crafts.medicine skill.	4 Large	Ability / Crafts
Witches	Destined	Mistress Of Fate	Kill 200 players in the PK arena with at least 50 unique opponents and 80% overall win.	6 Massive	Arena
All	Unburiable	Morbid Attraction	Die 300 times.	6 Massive	Mortality
Witches	Nasty	Nasty Old Baggage	Successfully mock 10,000 times.	5 Huge	Guilds / Witches
All	Nimble	Nimble	Get 500 levels in fighting.defence.dodging.	4 Large	Ability / Fighting
All	Nurse	Nurse	Get 150 levels in the root crafts.medicine skill.	3 Moderate	Ability / Crafts
All	Murse	Nurse	Get 150 levels in the root crafts.medicine skill.	3 Moderate	Ability / Crafts
All	Obsolete	Obsolete	Reach the age of one year.	5 Huge	Age / Social
All	Old Woman	Old Age	Reach the age of 90 days.	3 Moderate	Age / Social
All	Old Man	Old Age	Reach the age of 90 days.	3 Moderate	Age / Social
All	Old	Old Age	Reach the age of 90 days.	3 Moderate	Age / Social
All	Crimewave	One Person Crimewave	Complete 2000 Coffee Nostra missions.	8 Legendary	Coffee Nostra
All	Antiquated	Part Of The Ambiance	Having a player account of ten years or older.	7 Epic	Age / Social
All	Fossilized	Part Of The Furniture	Having a player account of fifteen years or older.	8 Legendary	Age / Social
All	Mythical	Path To Ascension	Reach guild level 800.	9 Mythic	Ability / Guild level
All	Unlucky	Perpetual Stiffy	Die 200 times.	5 Huge	Mortality
Warriors Priests Assassins Thieves Fools	Pious	Pious	Spend 2,000,000 guild points on prayer.	4 Large	Prayer
All	Staffmistress	Pole Mastery	Get 500 levels in fighting.melee.polearm.	4 Large	Ability / Fighting
All	Staffmaster	Pole Mastery	Get 500 levels in fighting.melee.polearm.	4 Large	Ability / Fighting
All	Prehistoric	Prehistoric	Reach the age of two years.	6 Massive	Age / Social
All	Rock-hard	Professional Athlete	Hoist two thousand flags, win two thousand games of capture the flag, and kill at least twenty thousand people, of which ten thousand must be solo kills.	7 Epic	Ctf
All	Bruiser	Project Mayhem	Get 500 levels in fighting.unarmed.striking.	4 Large	Ability / Fighting
Warriors	Pulveriser	Pulveriser	Successfully perform 150,000 crush commands.	7 Epic	Guilds / Warriors
All	Literate	Quite Literate	Get 90 levels in spoken and written Djelian, Morporkian, Ephebian, Uberwaldean and Agatean.	5 Huge	Ability / Languages
All	Wealthy	Rolling In Rhinu	Having AM$ 100,000 across your bank accounts.	5 Huge	Wealth
All	Senile	Senile	Reach the age of three years.	7 Epic	Age / Social
All	Shieldmistress	Shieldmastery	Get 500 levels in fighting.defence.blocking.	4 Large	Ability / Fighting
All	Shieldmaster	Shieldmastery	Get 500 levels in fighting.defence.blocking	4 Large	Ability / Fighting
All	Filthy	Sick Freak	Hoist the flag in capture the flag a thousand times.	4 Large	Ctf
Witches Wizards	Erratic Mechanic	Steampunk Artificer	Open all the stops on the steam boiler in the Academy of Artificers, turn the wheels up to at least 11, blow it up, get hit by the blast, and fix it using a runic crescent wrench.	4 Large	Guilds / Wizards & Witches
All	Legendary	Stuff Of Legends	Reach guild level 700.	8 Legendary	Ability / Guild level
All	Swordmistress	Swordmastery	Get 500 levels in either fighting.melee.sword or fighting.melee.heavy-sword.	4 Large	Ability / Fighting
All	Swordmaster	Swordmastery	Get 500 levels in either fighting.melee.sword or fighting.melee.heavy-sword.	4 Large	Ability / Fighting
Witches	Terrible	Terrible	Make 120000 noses fall off by squinting.	6 Massive	Guilds / Witches
Thieves	Ruinous	Thief Of Success	Kill 200 players in the PK arena with at least 50 unique opponents and 80% overall win.	6 Massive	Arena
All	Decrepit	The Ever Watching Eye	Reach the age of eight years.	9 Mythic	Age / Social
Warriors	Headmistress	Throne Of Bones	Successfully perform 150,000 behead commands.	7 Epic	Guilds / Warriors
Warriors	Headmaster	Throne Of Bones	Successfully perform 150,000 behead commands.	7 Epic	Guilds / Warriors
All	Multilingual	Tongue Twister	Get 90 levels in spoken Djelian, Morporkian, Ephebian, Uberwaldean and Agatean.	4 Large	Ability / Languages
All	Golden	Touch Of Glod	Having AM$ 3,000,000 across your bank accounts.	8 Legendary	Wealth
All	Unexpected	Unexpected Guest	Travel to a random location 10000 times either through visit, the ring of recall, misflying or misportalling you initiated.	6 Massive	Exploration / Guilds
All	Unstoppable	Unstoppable	Kill 50 players in the PK arena with at least 15 unique opponents and 60% overall win.	4 Large	Arena
All	Versatile	Versatile	Get 500 levels in fighting.melee.misc.	4 Large	Ability / Fighting
All	Virtuoso	Virtuoso	Get 300 levels in crafts.music.	4 Large	Ability / Music
All	Venerable	Walking Dead	Reach the age of four years.	8 Legendary	Age / Social
All	Opulent	Wealth Of Nations	Having AM$ 10,000,000 across your bank accounts.	9 Mythic	Wealth
All	Miner	Major Miner	Mine a hundred gem chips, gem fragments and gem shards each with a pickaxe and hammer, with at least one of them being a diamond.	4 Large	Crafts / Ramtops
All	Deckhand	Maiden Voyage	Complete one voyage on the SS Unsinkable with at least half of your cargo intact.	5 Huge	Waterways
All	Captain	Unsinkable Captain	Complete 50 voyages on the SS Unsinkable with at least half of your cargo intact.	6 Massive	Waterways
All	Stormrider	Stormrider	Complete a voyage on the SS Unsinkable with only two players from the start to the end.	7 Epic	Waterways

Quest points achieved

The following titles are available after achieving a certain number of quest points (see Research:Title for more info).

• Well travelled
• Persistent

Debating

The following titles are achieved through debating.

Guild	Title	Description
?	Diplomatic	Win 100 debates.
?	Uncreative	Fail a debate by using an insufficiently creative argument. Temporary.