Talk:Quoit

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Quoit says to you: I will serve you most... obligingly.  In creating your flail, of course.
Quoit says to you: I will stop anytime you ask it of me.
Quoit says to you: Which type of flail do you desire?  A thresher has a smaller stick attached to the handle.  Morning stars and quoited flails each have a ball attached, respectively spiked or bladed.  Ball and chain is a spiked or bladed ball with a long chain and no handle.  Nunchaku and sansetsukon are two or three attached batons of similar length.
Quoit says: Here are the options for your delectable selection: sansetsukon, nunchaku, thresher, quoited flail, morning star and ball and chain.
Quoit looks you over, his lips curving upwards.
You say: ball and chain
Quoit says to you: That is a fine choice.
Quoit says to you: How big might your balllls be?  The standard is the size of your delightful fist, and heavier balllls can be more damaging.
Quoit says: Here are the options for your delectable selection: standard, large, small, tiny and huge.
Quoit says: I have travelled the disc to study flails of all types.
You say: tiny
Quoit says: I have travelled the disc to study flails of all types.
Quoit says to you: That is an excellent choice.
Quoit says to you: What do you like your balls made of?  It will affect the usefulness of the weapon.
Quoit says: Here are the options for your delectable selection: Klatchian steel, black steel, copper, silver, bronze, brass, steel, gold and iron.
You say: iron
Quoit says to you: Very nice.
Quoit says to you: What type of edge do you prefer on a ball?  A blade slices nicely, and spikes provide ideal... penetration.
Quoit says: Here are the options for your delectable selection: spikes, blade and none.
You say: none
Quoit says to you: A beautiful choice.
Quoit says to you: Which material do you prefer for your chains?  While I do charge more for some materials, they have no effect on your flail's effectiveness, unless you are using it as a fashion accessory.
Quoit says: Here are the options for your delectable selection: Klatchian steel, black steel, copper, silver, bronze, brass, steel, gold and iron.
You say: silver
Quoit says to you: That is an excellent choice.
Quoit says to you: Your flail will cost 9,5,0Gf.
Quoit says to you: Your flail will look like this: Despite its popularity in matrimonial jokes, the ball and chain can be more of a help than a hindrance in sufficiently skilled hands.  The simple silver chain has a tiny iron ball attached to it, designed to be swung by the chain to gain momentum, then bashed into whatever offends.
Quoit says to you: It will weigh 1 pound, more or less.
Quoit asks you: Will that satisfy?
You say: no
Quoit says to you: Very well, perhaps you will use my... services later.
You say: order
Quoit smiles at you.
Quoit says to you: I will serve you most... obligingly.  In creating your flail, of course.
Quoit says to you: I will stop anytime you ask it of me.
Quoit says to you: Which type of flail do you desire?  A thresher has a smaller stick attached to the handle.  Morning stars and quoited flails each have a ball attached, respectively spiked or bladed.  Ball and chain is a spiked or bladed ball with a long chain and no handle.  Nunchaku and sansetsukon are two or three attached batons of similar length.
Quoit says: Here are the options for your delectable selection: sansetsukon, nunchaku, thresher, quoited flail, morning star and ball and chain.
You say: sansetsukon
Quoit says to you: That is an excellent choice.
Quoit says: I have travelled the disc to study flails of all types.
Quoit says to you: Which handle material tickles your fancy?  It will affect the usefulness of your... weapon.
Quoit says: Here are the options for your delectable selection: Klatchian steel, cherry wood, black steel, sandalwood, rosewood, bamboo, bronze, silver, copper, brass, cedar, balsa, steel, ebony, pine, gold, iron, oak and ash.
You say: iron
You say: tiny
Quoit says to you: A beautiful choice.
Quoit says: I don't quite understand what you requested there.  Please try again.
Quoit says to you: How... long do you like your handle?  A longer handle may result in greater damage, but at the expense of control.  Standard is the same length as your forearm.
Quoit says: Here are the options for your delectable selection: very short, very long, standard, short and long.
You say: very short
Quoit says to you: That is an excellent choice.
Quoit says to you: Which material do you prefer for your chains?  While I do charge more for some materials, they have no effect on your flail's effectiveness, unless you are using it as a fashion accessory.
Quoit says: Here are the options for your delectable selection: Klatchian steel, black steel, copper, silver, bronze, brass, steel, gold and iron.
You say: silver
Quoit says to you: Very nice.
Quoit says to you: Your flail will cost 7,3,0Gf.
Quoit says to you: Your flail will look like this: The sansetsukon resembles a very short iron staff, hewn into three separate sections of identical length then reassembled.  The centre section is attached to the other two by a short silver chain at either of its ends, forming an extremely complex, yet versatile weapon.
Quoit says to you: It will weigh 2 pounds, more or less.
Quoit asks you: Will that satisfy?
You say: no
Quoit says to you: Very well, perhaps you will use my... services later.
You say: order
Quoit smiles at you.
Quoit says to you: I will serve you most... obligingly.  In creating your flail, of course.
Quoit says to you: I will stop anytime you ask it of me.
Quoit says to you: Which type of flail do you desire?  A thresher has a smaller stick attached to the handle.  Morning stars and quoited flails each have a ball attached, respectively spiked or bladed.  Ball and chain is a spiked or bladed ball with a long chain and no handle.  Nunchaku and sansetsukon are two or three attached batons of similar length.
Quoit says: Here are the options for your delectable selection: sansetsukon, nunchaku, thresher, quoited flail, morning star and ball and chain.
You say: nunchaku
Quoit says to you: That is an excellent choice.
Quoit says to you: Which handle material tickles your fancy?  It will affect the usefulness of your... weapon.
Quoit says: Here are the options for your delectable selection: Klatchian steel, cherry wood, black steel, sandalwood, rosewood, bamboo, bronze, silver, copper, brass, cedar, balsa, steel, ebony, pine, gold, iron, oak and ash.
You say: iron
Quoit says to you: Very nice.
Quoit says to you: How... long do you like your handle?  A longer handle may result in greater damage, but at the expense of control.  Standard is the same length as your forearm.
Quoit says: Here are the options for your delectable selection: very short, very long, standard, short and long.
You say: very short
Quoit says to you: That is a fine choice.
Quoit says to you: Which material do you prefer for your chains?  While I do charge more for some materials, they have no effect on your flail's effectiveness, unless you are using it as a fashion accessory.
You say: silver
Quoit says: Here are the options for your delectable selection: Klatchian steel, black steel, copper, silver, bronze, brass, steel, gold and iron.
Quoit says to you: That is an excellent choice.
Quoit says to you: Your flail will cost 4,6,40Gf.
Quoit says to you: Your flail will look like this: This nunchaku consists of two identical very short batons skillfully crafted from iron, each perfectly weighted for their intended purpose.  The batons are attached to each other by a short silver chain.
Quoit says to you: It will weigh 2 pounds, more or less.
Quoit asks you: Will that satisfy?
You say: no
Quoit says to you: Very well, perhaps you will use my... services later.
You say: order
Quoit smiles at you.
Quoit says to you: I will serve you most... obligingly.  In creating your flail, of course.
Quoit says to you: I will stop anytime you ask it of me.
Quoit says to you: Which type of flail do you desire?  A thresher has a smaller stick attached to the handle.  Morning stars and quoited flails each have a ball attached, respectively spiked or bladed.  Ball and chain is a spiked or bladed ball with a long chain and no handle.  Nunchaku and sansetsukon are two or three attached batons of similar length.
Quoit says: Here are the options for your delectable selection: sansetsukon, nunchaku, thresher, quoited flail, morning star and ball and chain.
You say: thresher
Quoit says to you: That is a fine choice.
Quoit says to you: Which handle material tickles your fancy?  It will affect the usefulness of your... weapon.
Quoit says: Here are the options for your delectable selection: Klatchian steel, cherry wood, black steel, sandalwood, rosewood, bamboo, bronze, silver, copper, brass, cedar, balsa, steel, ebony, pine, gold, iron, oak and ash.
Quoit says: I have travelled the disc to study flails of all types.
You say: iron
Quoit says to you: That is a fine choice.
You say: very shirt
Quoit says: I don't quite understand what you requested there.  Please try again.
You say: very short
Quoit says to you: How... long do you like your handle?  A longer handle may result in greater damage, but at the expense of control.  Standard is the same length as your forearm.
Quoit says: Here are the options for your delectable selection: very short, very long, standard, short and long.
Quoit says to you: A beautiful choice.
Quoit says to you: Which material do you prefer for your chains?  While I do charge more for some materials, they have no effect on your flail's effectiveness, unless you are using it as a fashion accessory.
Quoit says: Here are the options for your delectable selection: Klatchian steel, black steel, copper, silver, bronze, brass, steel, gold and iron.
You say: silver
Quoit says to you: A beautiful choice.
You say: no
Quoit says to you: Your flail will cost 3,6,50Gf.
Quoit says to you: Your flail will look like this: Not far removed from its origins as a farming tool, this thresher is simply a very short iron handle with a shorter length of iron attached to it by a short silver chain.
Quoit says to you: It will weigh 1 pound, more or less.
Quoit asks you: Will that satisfy?
Quoit says to you: Very well, perhaps you will use my... services later.
Quoit smiles at you.
You say: order
Quoit says to you: I will serve you most... obligingly.  In creating your flail, of course.
Quoit says to you: I will stop anytime you ask it of me.
Quoit says to you: Which type of flail do you desire?  A thresher has a smaller stick attached to the handle.  Morning stars and quoited flails each have a ball attached, respectively spiked or bladed.  Ball and chain is a spiked or bladed ball with a long chain and no handle.  Nunchaku and sansetsukon are two or three attached batons of similar length.
Quoit says: Here are the options for your delectable selection: sansetsukon, nunchaku, thresher, quoited flail, morning star and ball and chain.
You say: quoited flail
Quoit says to you: A beautiful choice.
You say: iron
Quoit says: I don't quite understand what you requested there.  Please try again.
You say: very short
Quoit says to you: Which handle material tickles your fancy?  It shan't affect the usefulness of the weapon.
Quoit says: Here are the options for your delectable selection: Klatchian steel, cherry wood, black steel, sandalwood, rosewood, bamboo, bronze, silver, copper, brass, cedar, balsa, steel, ebony, pine, gold, iron, oak and ash.
Quoit says: I don't quite understand what you requested there.  Please try again.
You say: silver
Quoit says to you: Very nice.
Quoit says to you: How... long do you like your handle?  A longer handle will weigh more but be more... powerful.  Standard is the same length as your forearm.
Quoit says: Here are the options for your delectable selection: very short, very long, standard, short and long.
You say: very short
Quoit says to you: A beautiful choice.
Quoit says: I have travelled the disc to study flails of all types.
Quoit says to you: What do you like your... balls made of?  It will affect how much damage is done.
Quoit says: Here are the options for your delectable selection: Klatchian steel, black steel, copper, silver, bronze, brass, steel, gold and iron.
You say: tiny
Quoit says: I don't quite understand what you requested there.  Please try again.
You say: iron
Quoit says to you: That is a fine choice.
Quoit says to you: And how many balllls do you prefer to have attached to your handle?  Control will be harder, but the payoff greater, should you get... lucky when you strike.
Quoit says: Here are the options for your delectable selection: two, three and one.
You say: say one
Quoit says to you: A beautiful choice.
Quoit says to you: Which material do you prefer for your chains?  While I do charge more for some materials, they have no effect on your flail's effectiveness, unless you are using it as a fashion accessory.
Quoit says: Here are the options for your delectable selection: Klatchian steel, black steel, copper, silver, bronze, brass, steel, gold and iron.
You say: iron
Quoit says to you: That is an excellent choice.
Quoit says to you: Your flail will cost 4,4,50Gf.
Quoit says to you: Your flail will look like this: This quoited flail has a very short silver handle, attached to one end of which is a length of iron chain.  The other end of the chain is attached to a iron ball, encircled by a single sharp, wide blade.
Quoit says to you: It will weigh 1 pound, more or less.
Quoit asks you: Will that satisfy?
You say: no
Quoit says to you: Very well, perhaps you will use my... services later.
Quoit smiles at you.
You say: order
Quoit says to you: I will serve you most... obligingly.  In creating your flail, of course.
Quoit says: I have travelled the disc to study flails of all types.
Quoit says to you: I will stop anytime you ask it of me.
Quoit says to you: Which type of flail do you desire?  A thresher has a smaller stick attached to the handle.  Morning stars and quoited flails each have a ball attached, respectively spiked or bladed.  Ball and chain is a spiked or bladed ball with a long chain and no handle.  Nunchaku and sansetsukon are two or three attached batons of similar length.
Quoit says: Here are the options for your delectable selection: sansetsukon, nunchaku, thresher, quoited flail, morning star and ball and chain.
You say: morning star
Quoit says to you: Very nice.
Quoit says to you: Which handle material tickles your fancy?  It shan't affect the usefulness of the weapon.
Quoit says: Here are the options for your delectable selection: Klatchian steel, cherry wood, black steel, sandalwood, rosewood, bamboo, bronze, silver, copper, brass, cedar, balsa, steel, ebony, pine, gold, iron, oak and ash.
You say: iron
Quoit says to you: Very nice.
Quoit says to you: How... long do you like your handle?  A longer handle will weigh more but be more... powerful.  Standard is the same length as your forearm.
Quoit says: Here are the options for your delectable selection: very short, very long, standard, short and long.
You say: very short
Quoit says to you: That is a fine choice.
Quoit says to you: What do you like your... balls made of?  It will affect how much damage is done.
Quoit says: Here are the options for your delectable selection: Klatchian steel, black steel, copper, silver, bronze, brass, steel, gold and iron.
You say: iron
Quoit says to you: A beautiful choice.
Quoit says to you: And how many balllls do you prefer to have attached to your handle?  Control will be harder, but the payoff greater, should you get... lucky when you strike.
Quoit says: Here are the options for your delectable selection: two, three and one.
You say: one
Quoit says to you: A beautiful choice.
Quoit says: The Auriental flail forms were most... inspiring.
Quoit says to you: Which material do you prefer for your chains?  While I do charge more for some materials, they have no effect on your flail's effectiveness, unless you are using it as a fashion accessory.
Quoit says: Here are the options for your delectable selection: Klatchian steel, black steel, copper, silver, bronze, brass, steel, gold and iron.
You say: silver
Quoit says to you: That is an excellent choice.
Quoit says to you: Your flail will cost 4,3,0Gf.
Quoit says to you: Your flail will look like this: This morning star has a very short iron handle, attached to one end of which is a length of silver chain.  The other end of the chain is attached to a single iron ball, covered in vicious spikes.
Quoit says to you: It will weigh 1 pound, more or less.
Quoit asks you: Will that satisfy?
You say: no
Quoit says to you: Very well, perhaps you will use my... services later.
Quoit smiles at you.
You say: order
Quoit says to you: I will serve you most... obligingly.  In creating your flail, of course.
Quoit says to you: I will stop anytime you ask it of me.
Quoit says to you: Which type of flail do you desire?  A thresher has a smaller stick attached to the handle.  Morning stars and quoited flails each have a ball attached, respectively spiked or bladed.  Ball and chain is a spiked or bladed ball with a long chain and no handle.  Nunchaku and sansetsukon are two or three attached batons of similar length.
Quoit says: Here are the options for your delectable selection: sansetsukon, nunchaku, thresher, quoited flail, morning star and ball and chain.
You say: quoited flail
Quoit says to you: A beautiful choice.
Quoit says to you: Which handle material tickles your fancy?  It shan't affect the usefulness of the weapon.
Quoit says: Here are the options for your delectable selection: Klatchian steel, cherry wood, black steel, sandalwood, rosewood, bamboo, bronze, silver, copper, brass, cedar, balsa, steel, ebony, pine, gold, iron, oak and ash.
You say: oak
Quoit says to you: Very nice.
Quoit says to you: How... long do you like your handle?  A longer handle will weigh more but be more... powerful.  Standard is the same length as your forearm.
Quoit says: Here are the options for your delectable selection: very short, very long, standard, short and long.
You say: very short
Quoit says to you: That is a fine choice.
Quoit says to you: What do you like your... balls made of?  It will affect how much damage is done.
Quoit says: Here are the options for your delectable selection: Klatchian steel, black steel, copper, silver, bronze, brass, steel, gold and iron.
You say: iron
Quoit says to you: That is an excellent choice.
Quoit says to you: And how many balllls do you prefer to have attached to your handle?  Control will be harder, but the payoff greater, should you get... lucky when you strike.
Quoit says: Here are the options for your delectable selection: two, three and one.
You say: one
Quoit says to you: A beautiful choice.
Quoit says to you: Which material do you prefer for your chains?  While I do charge more for some materials, they have no effect on your flail's effectiveness, unless you are using it as a fashion accessory.
Quoit says: Here are the options for your delectable selection: Klatchian steel, black steel, copper, silver, bronze, brass, steel, gold and iron.
You say: silver
Quoit says to you: Very nice.
Quoit says to you: Your flail will cost 2,5,50Gf.
Quoit says to you: Your flail will look like this: This quoited flail has a very short oak handle, attached to one end of which is a length of silver chain.  The other end of the chain is attached to a iron ball, encircled by a single sharp, wide blade.
To the west, a bell rings from Tacticus Academy, indicating that it is time for the fencing lesson.
Quoit says to you: It will weigh 1 pound, more or less.
Quoit asks you: Will that satisfy?
You say: yes
Quoit says to you: Excellent.  Please come back in one day and your beautiful flail will be ready for collection.
Quoit says: I have travelled the disc to study flails of all types.
Obscure Flink says: order
Quoit says to Obscure Flink: I will serve you most... obligingly.  In creating your flail, of course.
Quoit says to Obscure Flink: I will stop anytime you ask it of me.
Quoit says to Obscure Flink: Which type of flail do you desire?  A thresher has a smaller stick attached to the handle.  Morning stars and quoited flails each have a ball attached, respectively spiked or bladed.  Ball and chain is a spiked or bladed ball with a long chain and no handle.  Nunchaku and sansetsukon are two or three attached batons of similar length.
Quoit says: Here are the options for your delectable selection: sansetsukon, nunchaku, thresher, quoited flail, morning star and ball and chain.
Obscure Flink says: ball and chain
Quoit says to Obscure Flink: That is an excellent choice.
Quoit says to Obscure Flink: How big might your balllls be?  The standard is the size of your delightful fist, and heavier balllls can be more damaging.
Quoit says: Here are the options for your delectable selection: standard, large, small, tiny and huge.
Obscure Flink nods.
Obscure Flink says: tiny
Quoit says to Obscure Flink: That is an excellent choice.
Quoit says to Obscure Flink: What do you like your balls made of?  It will affect the usefulness of the weapon.
Quoit says: Here are the options for your delectable selection: Klatchian steel, black steel, copper, silver, bronze, brass, steel, gold and iron.
Obscure Flink says: iron
Quoit says to Obscure Flink: Very nice.
Quoit says to Obscure Flink: What type of edge do you prefer on a ball?  A blade slices nicely, and spikes provide ideal... penetration.
Quoit says: Here are the options for your delectable selection: spikes, blade and none.
Obscure Flink says: none
Quoit says to Obscure Flink: That is a fine choice.
Quoit says to Obscure Flink: Which material do you prefer for your chains?  While I do charge more for some materials, they have no effect on your flail's effectiveness, unless you are using it as a fashion accessory.
Quoit says: Here are the options for your delectable selection: Klatchian steel, black steel, copper, silver, bronze, brass, steel, gold and iron.
Obscure Flink says: silver
Quoit says to Obscure Flink: Very nice.
Quoit says to Obscure Flink: Your flail will cost 9,5,0Gf.
Quoit says to Obscure Flink: Your flail will look like this: Despite its popularity in matrimonial jokes, the ball and chain can be more of a help than a hindrance in sufficiently skilled hands.  The simple silver chain has a tiny iron ball attached to it, designed to be swung by the chain to gain momentum, then bashed into whatever offends.
Quoit says to Obscure Flink: It will weigh 1 pound, more or less.
Quoit asks Obscure Flink: Will that satisfy?
Obscure Flink says: yes
Quoit says to Obscure Flink: Excellent.  Please come back in one day and your beautiful flail will be ready for collection.
Quantum Quow says: Order thresher
Quoit says to Quantum Quow: I will serve you most... obligingly.  In creating your flail, of course.
Quoit says to Quantum Quow: I will stop anytime you ask it of me.
You feel quite warm.
Quoit says to Quantum Quow: Which type of flail do you desire?  A thresher has a smaller stick attached to the handle.  Morning stars and quoited flails each have a ball attached, respectively spiked or bladed.  Ball and chain is a spiked or bladed ball with a long chain and no handle.  Nunchaku and sansetsukon are two or three attached batons of similar length.
Quoit says: Here are the options for your delectable selection: sansetsukon, nunchaku, thresher, quoited flail, morning star and ball and chain.
Quantum Quow says: thresher
Quoit says to Quantum Quow: Very nice.
Quoit says to Quantum Quow: Which handle material tickles your fancy?  It will affect the usefulness of your... weapon.
Quoit says: Here are the options for your delectable selection: Klatchian steel, cherry wood, black steel, sandalwood, rosewood, bamboo, bronze, silver, copper, brass, cedar, balsa, steel, ebony, pine, gold, iron, oak and ash.
You notice several raindrops falling from the gingerbread man brown cloud.
Quoit says: I have travelled the disc to study flails of all types.
Quantum Quow says: iron
Quoit says to Quantum Quow: Very nice.
Quoit says to Quantum Quow: How... long do you like your handle?  A longer handle may result in greater damage, but at the expense of control.  Standard is the same length as your forearm.
Coals settle in the forge, sending a flurry of sparks into the air.
Quoit says: Here are the options for your delectable selection: very short, very long, standard, short and long.
Quantum Quow says: very short
Quoit says to Quantum Quow: That is a fine choice.
Quoit says to Quantum Quow: Which material do you prefer for your chains?  While I do charge more for some materials, they have no effect on your flail's effectiveness, unless you are using it as a fashion accessory.
Quoit says: Here are the options for your delectable selection: Klatchian steel, black steel, copper, silver, bronze, brass, steel, gold and iron.
Quoit says: Hrm, my customer seems to have gone for a munching off at the Belching Dragon.
Quantum Quow and the gingerbread man brown cloud leave north.
Quantum Quow and a gingerbread man brown cloud arrive from the north.
Quantum Quow says: order
Quoit says to Quantum Quow: I will serve you most... obligingly.  In creating your flail, of course.
Quoit says to Quantum Quow: I will stop anytime you ask it of me.
Quoit says to Quantum Quow: Which type of flail do you desire?  A thresher has a smaller stick attached to the handle.  Morning stars and quoited flails each have a ball attached, respectively spiked or bladed.  Ball and chain is a spiked or bladed ball with a long chain and no handle.  Nunchaku and sansetsukon are two or three attached batons of similar length.
Quoit says: Here are the options for your delectable selection: sansetsukon, nunchaku, thresher, quoited flail, morning star and ball and chain.
Quoit stares into your eyes, unblinking.
Quantum Quow says: thresher
Quoit says to Quantum Quow: That is a fine choice.
Quoit says to Quantum Quow: Which handle material tickles your fancy?  It will affect the usefulness of your... weapon.
Quoit says: Here are the options for your delectable selection: Klatchian steel, cherry wood, black steel, sandalwood, rosewood, bamboo, bronze, silver, copper, brass, cedar, balsa, steel, ebony, pine, gold, iron, oak and ash.
Quantum Quow says: iron
Quoit says to Quantum Quow: That is a fine choice.
Quoit says to Quantum Quow: How... long do you like your handle?  A longer handle may result in greater damage, but at the expense of control.  Standard is the same length as your forearm.
Quoit says: Here are the options for your delectable selection: very short, very long, standard, short and long.
Quantum Quow says: very short
Quoit says to Quantum Quow: Very nice.
Quoit says to Quantum Quow: Which material do you prefer for your chains?  While I do charge more for some materials, they have no effect on your flail's effectiveness, unless you are using it as a fashion accessory.
Quoit says: Here are the options for your delectable selection: Klatchian steel, black steel, copper, silver, bronze, brass, steel, gold and iron.
Quantum Quow says: silver
Quoit says to Quantum Quow: That is an excellent choice.
Quoit says to Quantum Quow: Your flail will cost 3,6,50Gf.
Quoit says to Quantum Quow: Your flail will look like this: Not far removed from its origins as a farming tool, this thresher is simply a very short iron handle with a shorter length of iron attached to it by a short silver chain.
Quoit says to Quantum Quow: It will weigh 1 pound, more or less.
Quoit asks Quantum Quow: Will that satisfy?
Quantum Quow says: yes
Quoit says to Quantum Quow: Excellent.  Please come back in one day and your beautiful flail will be ready for collection. 

Tetrikitty (talk) 23:00, 8 February 2016 (EST)