Talk:Blowfish poison sac

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For the amusement and edification of all, here's a log of what happens when someone eats one!

The poor tramp says to you in Djelian: Why, thank you, friend! Thank you very much. 
You give a blowfish poison sac to the poor tramp. 
The poor tramp eats the blowfish poison sac. 
The poor tramp looks startled as she suddenly starts to swell up, her flesh billowing as if she is being blown up like a particularly tough balloon. 
The poor tramp screams in agony as her flesh continues to inflate. She finally explodes with a loud, wet sounding pop, decorating the room with (very thin) body parts. 
The poor tramp dies.

Oh, and a corpse is left behind as usual, mysteriously enough. --Ilde 03:54, 21 November 2009 (UTC)

What happens if you eat the poison sac. If you're curious.

You eat the blowfish poison sac.
Pain races through your body as every cell inflates to a thousand times its original size.
Your body expands ever outwards, agony rippling through your flesh as your skin stretches and twists. It is finally too much and you explode into thousands of tiny pieces, random lumps scattering across the area, painting a gruesome picture of your death.
Someone says: MY, WE'VE BEEN A BIT CARELESS, HAVEN'T WE? SHALL WE POPPADOM TO THE NEXT DIMENSION?
You turn and see Death standing behind you.

--Tabs