String of sausages

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String of sausages
Weapon information
Precise dimensions 3 4/12 x 1/12
Material wood iron
Weight 2 2/9
Thaums/sec 5 stable / 6 talisman / 10 max
Hands 1
Commands Bash
Melee type Flail
Judge data
Speed 10 extremely fast 10
Maximum damage 8 quite high 8
Average damage 2 very low 2
Str Overall Attack ease Parry ease
20 11 rather good
11
12 very easy
12
14 incredibly easy
14
21 11 rather good
11
12 very easy
12
14 incredibly easy
14
22 11 rather good
11
12 very easy
12
14 incredibly easy
14
23 11 rather good
11
12 very easy
12
14 incredibly easy
14
24 11 rather good
11
12 very easy
12
14 incredibly easy
14
25 11 rather good
11
12 very easy
12
14 incredibly easy
14

Long Description

This looks at first glance like a string of piping-hot sausages, made in the traditional Morporkian style from collagen, stale bread, herbs (or at least plants), grease, miscellaneous pig parts, and plenty of sizzle. Mostly sizzle. On closer inspection, it's actually made from carved and painted hardwood fastened by iron links. You could probably do some serious damage with this, even if you used it to hit people rather than trying to eat it.

Appraises As

The string of sausages is about three and a half feet long and about an inch wide. It is made of wood and iron and could be used as a weapon of type flail.

Acquisition

Enraged giant Hogswatch tree