String of sausages

String of sausages
Weapon information
Precise dimensions		3 4/12 x 1/12
Material		wood iron
Weight		2 2/9
Thaums/sec		5 stable / 6 talisman / 10 max
Hands		1
Commands		Bash
Melee type		Flail
Judge data
Speed		10 extremely fast
Maximum damage		8 quite high
Average damage		2 very low
Str Overall Attack ease Parry ease
15 11 rather good 11 rather easy 12 very easy 17 11 rather good 11 rather easy 13 extremely easy 20 11 rather good 12 very easy 14 incredibly easy 21 11 rather good 12 very easy 14 incredibly easy 22 11 rather good 12 very easy 14 incredibly easy 23 11 rather good 12 very easy 14 incredibly easy 24 11 rather good 12 very easy 14 incredibly easy 25 11 rather good 12 very easy 14 incredibly easy

Long Description

This looks at first glance like a string of piping-hot sausages, made in the traditional Morporkian style from collagen, stale bread, herbs (or at least plants), grease, miscellaneous pig parts, and plenty of sizzle. Mostly sizzle. On closer inspection, it's actually made from carved and painted hardwood fastened by iron links. You could probably do some serious damage with this, even if you used it to hit people rather than trying to eat it.

Appraises As

The string of sausages is about three and a half feet long and about an inch wide. It is made of wood and iron and could be used as a weapon of type flail.

Acquisition

Enraged giant Hogswatch tree