String of sausages
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|String of sausages|
|Precise dimensions||3 4/12 x 1/12|
|Thaums/sec||5 stable / 6 talisman / 10 max|
|Speed||10 extremely fast|
|Maximum damage||8 quite high|
|Average damage||2 very low|
This looks at first glance like a string of piping-hot sausages, made in the traditional Morporkian style from collagen, stale bread, herbs (or at least plants), grease, miscellaneous pig parts, and plenty of sizzle. Mostly sizzle. On closer inspection, it's actually made from carved and painted hardwood fastened by iron links. You could probably do some serious damage with this, even if you used it to hit people rather than trying to eat it.
The string of sausages is about three and a half feet long and about an inch wide. It is made of wood and iron and could be used as a weapon of type flail.