Stationary Shop

This is a fake T-Shop that doesn't move from Long Street in Bes Pelargic. Not to be confused with the T-Ferry.

The items sold are named slightly different from T-Shop items and they are mostly vastly less useful, except maybe for one.

Location

Somewhere along Long Street [n,s,e].

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The land is lit up by the eerie light of the first quarter moon.
Long Street, the longest street in this section of Bes Pelargic, runs north (meeting a junction) and south.  A lot of people push by you here and make it difficult to move, and a wall of crates in front of the houses takes up a large amount of the street and this isn't really helping matters.
There is a doorway in the east wall leading into a curious shop.

Objects sold

An ornate warhamster costs 589Rh 32s, it looks like:

This is a heavy, intricately-detailed and fundamentally useless piece of decor, an ornate warhamster.  Made of what feels like solid lead, this is a life-sized model of a hamster, wearing plate armour covered in runes and arcane squiggles.

The ornate warhamster is about four inches long and about four inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.

Sorrylak costs 562Rh 60s, it looks like:

This is Sorrylak.  He, for it is a "he", is about three feet long with a scutty, tarnished blade.  The handle is made of worn animal skins, and the whole effect is of a really, really poor weapon.
He is in excellent condition.

Sorrylak is about three and a half feet long and about six inches wide.  It is made of iron and could be used as a weapon of type heavy-sword.  It is in excellent condition.

A lump costs 666Rh 80s, it looks like:

This is a lump of stuff.  It smells faintly of oil.

The lump is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.

A golden cymbal costs 12Rh 60s, it looks like:

This is a golden disc. It has a loop on the centre of one side for suspending it from a hook while it is hit, making a crashing sound.

The golden cymbal is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.

A bronzed helminth costs 92Rh 60s, it looks like:

This is an intestinal worm someone has lovingly bronzed.  Some people will keep anything.

The bronzed helminth is about four inches long and about four inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.

The Worm Sword costs 632Rh 35s, it looks like:

This isn't so much a sword - it's more of a large pink earthworm with a hilt.
It softly pulses in dull octarine shades.
It is in excellent condition.

The Worm Sword is about four feet long and about three inches wide.  It is made of earthworm and could be used as a weapon of type misc.  It is in excellent condition.

A cat flap costs 85Rh 75s, it looks like:

A square piece of balsa wood, to be attached to a similarly-shaped hole in a door to give easy access to cats without inviting the entire neighbourhood to borrow your stuff.

The cat flap is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.

A pink fish doll costs 37Rh 60s, it looks like:

This is a cuddly doll that looks like a big pink fish.  It has a serene expression on its face.

The pink fish doll is roughly a couple of inches long and roughly a couple of inches wide.  It is made of some unidentifiable material.