# Spirits

These are the spirits, distilled alcoholic drinks without added sugar. They include absinthe, brandy, gin, rum, scumble, tequila, vodka, whisky, and anything described as a spirit or liquor.

Liqueurs are not listed here.

Numbers are not part of the names, but rather distinguish between different drinks with the same short description.

Name Type Amount Found... Price range Alcohol content Notes
absinthe This is a cloudy liquid that has a strong smell of alcohol and something else, something strangely bitter but pleasant. It brings a promise of decadent happiness. There is about two tablespoons of the stuff.  other 2 tbsp The Stab in the Back, A simple taverna, The Absinthe House, Salut!, The Bloody Tutor Pub &&&&&&&&&&&&+300 1,0Gl - &&&&&&&&&&&+6000 $15 12 absinthe This is a cloudy liquid that has a strong smell of alcohol and something else, something strangely bitter but pleasant. It brings a promise of decadent happiness. There is about two tablespoons of the stuff. other 6 oz Cafe Hilaire &&&&&&&&&&&&+798 2,66Gl 12 Amanita Liquor This is about two tablespoons of Amanita liquor, a drink brewed out in the depths of Skund Forest in the Ramtops. It is made from mushrooms, and has sweet aroma that compliments its beautiful colour rather well. liquor 2 tbsp The Felt Ham, The Mended Drum &&&&&&&&&&&+1400$3.50 0.7 Causes hallucinations.
ancient scumble This tiny drink tastes slightly of rotten apples. While this thankfully negates the possibility of it being genuine Ramtops scumble, it doesn't stop it having the overall effect of being hit with a gold brick hidden in a (rather large) cider apple.  scumble 2 tbsp The Felt Ham, The Mended Drum, The Stoat & Onion, The Sphinx Plucker, The Traveller's Rest, The Rope and Anchor, The Shipwrecked Siren, The Resting Zombie, Tony Robinson's Bar, A swish tavern, The Dog and Duck (private bar), A large, welcoming tent, A posh outdoor bar &&&&&&&&&&&&&&+0 Free - &&&&&&&&&&&+2000 $5 13 Ankh whiskey This is part of the really cheap end of the spirits market, having been matured for all of seven seconds. While it could take paint off walls, it just doesn't have the inherent class and social status of scumble. whiskey 2 tbsp A large tent, The Thieves' Guild Bar, The Fishermen's Guild regional office &&&&&&&&&&&&+300 75p - &&&&&&&&&&&&+500$1.25
Barracuda Rum If you are familiar with the barracuda, nothing more needs to be said of this gold rum. If you aren't, let's just say it has tooth.  rum 2 pints Ye Olde Rum Shoppe &&&&&&&&&&&+4996 $12.49 Bearhugger's whiskey This is about two tablespoons of Bearhugger's whiskey, the sort matured for up to seven minutes at a time. Their tagline is 'Ha' a drop afore ye go', and by the smell of this amber liquid if you have a drop you'll go all night. whiskey 2 tbsp The Felt Ham, Tony Robinson's Bar, The Dog and Duck (front room) &&&&&&&&&&&&+700 A$1.75 6.7
Blackbeard's Gold Rum Few people know that Captain Blackbeard actually went into the Rum Manufacturing Business when he retired. He did, and he managed to create a deep brown rum (with a hint of red), as violent and successful in regards to tastebuds as he himself was to his adversaries.  rum 2 pints Ye Olde Rum Shoppe &&&&&&&&&&&+3980 $9.95 bourbon This is about two tablespoons of a fine, brown liquor, warm and soothing. While it's not exactly the highest quality liquor you can purchase, it's pretty far from gut-rot and is often the choice of stimulant for the alcoholic with means. liquor 2 tbsp The Bayou Bourbon, Cafe Hilaire &&&&&&&&&&&&+600 2,0Gl - &&&&&&&&&&&&+873 2,91Gl brandy A sweetly smelling fortified wine, about two tablespoons. (1) brandy 2 tbsp The Felt Ham, A loud pub, A large tent, The Mended Drum, The Stab in the Back ("Stardrip Plum Brandy"), The Bayou Bourbon, Cafe Hilaire, The Dog and Duck (front room), Tony Robinson's Bar, The Pavilion Tearoom &&&&&&&&&&&&+300$.75 - &&&&&&&&&&&+1000 $2.50 7.5 brandy A sweetly smelling fortified wine, about six ounces. (1) brandy 6 oz Cutangle Inn (lounge) &&&&&&&&&&&&+498 Ls 3|5 1/2 6.7 brandy A sweetly smelling fortified wine, about two cups. (1) brandy 2 cups The High-Life Bar, The Officers Lounge, Assassins' Guild mess hall, The Thieves' Guild refectory &&&&&&&&&&&&+350 DjToon 1.75 - &&&&&&&&&&&+1000$2.50 6.7
brandy A sweetly smelling fortified wine, about one pint.  (1) brandy 1 pint The Wine Shop, Wine Imports &&&&&&&&&&&+1500 $3.75 or &&&&&&&&&&&+1500 5,0Gl 6.7 brandy This is a thick sickly brandy, about one pint. (2) brandy 1 pint An alcohol stall &&&&&&&&&&&+1500 Ls 10|5 Brown Islands' Rum This brown rum gives you a flavour of what the Brown Islands have to offer. It's got a weird aftertaste of salt (not wholly unpleasant) and a rather sandy quality. (Yes, it crunches between your teeth if you try to chew it. So don't chew, just drink.) rum 2 pints Ye Olde Rum Shoppe &&&&&&&&&&&+3996$9.99
Bushmill's Green whiskey Bushmill's is a triple-distilled, pure-malt, eighty percent proof Llamedese whiskey, and a rather good one at that.  whiskey 2 tbsp The Traveller's Inn &&&&&&&&&&&&+200 $.50 Burning brandy With a name like Burning Brandy it'd be easy to expect something with flames burning the fumes of the alcohol. However it appears the name Burning brandy doesn't pertain to a fire on the brandy, rather the potency of the actual drink, which smells quite strong. brandy 2 cups A loud pub &&&&&&&&&&&&+748 A$1.87
cabbage brew This dark green spirit is used to clean floors in many parts of the Sto Plains. For some reason that nobody has adequately pinned down, they then drink it.  other 1 pint The Happy Melon Inn, The Palace Inn ("hard cabbage juice") &&&&&&&&&&&+1000 DjToon 5.00 - &&&&&&&&&&&+1200 $3 2.8 cabbage brew This dark green spirit is used to clean floors in many parts of the Sto Plains. For some reason that nobody has adequately pinned down, they then drink it. other 1 cup Tony Robinson's Bar ("hard cabbage juice"), The Dog and Duck (front room, "hard cabbage juice") &&&&&&&&&&&+1200$3 2.8
cabbage brew This dark green spirit is used to clean floors in many parts of the Sto Plains. For some reason that nobody has adequately pinned down, they then drink it.  other 2 tbsp Outdoor bar, The Dog and Duck (private bar) &&&&&&&&&&&&+300 75p - &&&&&&&&&&&&+500 $1.25 2.8 dark rum This is dark liquid produced by fermenting and distilling sugar cane. It is the alchoholic beverage of choice for those who sail the seas of the Discworld. Sticky, with a taste like burnt toffee, it's a guaranteed ticket to drunken oblivion. rum 2 tbsp A quiet cantina, The bar in the Fez Club, The Rising Sun Inn, The Shipwrecked Siren, The Couteau Rouge, The Resting Zombie, Tony Robinson's Bar, The Flying Klatchman Pub ("Old Seadog's Rum"), A tent, The Il Drim tavern &&&&&&&&&&&&+200 DjToon 1.00 - &&&&&&&&&&&+1800 DjToon 9.00 dark rum This is dark liquid produced by fermenting and distilling sugar cane. It is the alchoholic beverage of choice for those who sail the seas of the Discworld. Sticky, with a taste like burnt toffee, it's a guaranteed ticket to drunken oblivion. rum 1 cup The Crimson Leech, Casino Bar (as island bar) &&&&&&&&&&&&+150 50Gc - &&&&&&&&&&&&+700$1.75
dark rum This is dark liquid produced by fermenting and distilling sugar cane. It is the alchoholic beverage of choice for those who sail the seas of the Discworld. Sticky, with a taste like burnt toffee, it's a guaranteed ticket to drunken oblivion.  rum 2 cups Underwater Fish temple in HP office &&&&&&&&&&&&&&+0 Free
dark rum This is dark liquid produced by fermenting and distilling sugar cane. It is the alchoholic beverage of choice for those who sail the seas of the Discworld. Sticky, with a taste like burnt toffee, it's a guaranteed ticket to drunken oblivion. There is about one pint.  rum 1 pint The Wine Shop, an alcohol shop on Sickle Street &&&&&&&&&&&&+748 $1.87 or &&&&&&&&&&&&+750 DjToon 3.75 Dwarfish rum This strong, thick liquid is especially for dwarfs, but just because they are short, it doesn't mean they are lightweights. Be warned. rum 2 cups A loud pub &&&&&&&&&&&&+700 A$1.75
dwarven spirits Dwarven spirits are not for the faint hearted, and if it doesn't light a fire in your stomach, or put your lights out, you bought the tourist blend. There is about two tablespoons.  spirits 2 tbsp A loud pub, Havlik's Dwarf Bar &&&&&&&&&&&&+248 $.62 - &&&&&&&&&&&+1200$3
Fettercairn single malt whiskey Fettercairn is a limited edition whiskey from the eastern Vortex Plains. Only 680 bottles were ever distilled, each stored for fourteen years before being sold at extortionate prices to rich idiots who believe they are drinking something rare and unique, unaware that although only 680 bottles ever existed, each bottle was the size of a small room.  whiskey 2 tbsp The Traveller's Inn &&&&&&&&&&&+1200 $3 fine brandy This is a fine vintage brandy, about two ounces. brandy 2 oz A stylish meeting room &&&&&&&&&&&&&&+0 Free Garter Original Rum The Garter family has been making this white rum for ages, and it's a wonder that they haven't managed to make it taste better than this. It is quite sour, has a revolting colour and would be completely useless if it wasn't so cheap. rum 2 pints Ye Olde Rum Shoppe &&&&&&&&&&&+1980$4.95
gin This is about two tablespoons of a clear, strongly alcoholic liquid with a scent of juniper.  gin 2 tbsp The Rope and Anchor, Casino Bar(as a bar themed to look like a street in the Shades), The Apex Club bar &&&&&&&&&&&&+300 1,0Gl - &&&&&&&&&&&+1200 DjToon 6.00
Glenfarclas single malt whiskey Glenfarclas is a 25 year old whiskey distilled in the Sto Plains. It has become famous for its fine taste and honey-yellow colour, not to mention the way that two glasses can knock a troll under the table.  whiskey 2 tbsp The Traveller's Inn &&&&&&&&&&&+1800 $4.50 Glenfiddich single malt whiskey Glenfiddich is a a very well known brand of Vortex Plain eighty-six percent proof whiskey. Unfortunately, that's all there really is to say about it, but although it can't compete with the true greats, it's still a sight better than the foul muck that passes for whiskey in the Drum. whiskey 2 tbsp The Traveller's Inn &&&&&&&&&&&&+400$1
Golden Barrel Prestige Rum This gold rum is really astonishingly good. Unfortunately it's so strong you tend to run the risk of being too drunk to notice the taste even before you swallow your first sip.  rum 2 pints Ye Olde Rum Shoppe &&&&&&&&&&&+5996 $14.99 Herbsaint This is about six ounces of a clear, pale green liquid that has a strong smell of alcohol and various herbs, very similar to absinthe, but without the toxic oil of wormwood. other 6 oz Cafe Hilaire &&&&&&&&&&&&+699 2,33Gl Ibid's Tipple A clear spirit guarenteed to clear the tubes out, and the drains as well. Also comes in handy as paint remover and bleach substitute. other 2 tbsp Casino Bar(as Tsortean looking bar) &&&&&&&&&&&&&+99 33Gc Jameson 1780 whiskey Jameson 1780 is an extraordinary example of the art of whiskey making, stored for twelve years in whiskey and port wine barrels and blended to develop a very special, smooth taste. whiskey 2 tbsp The Traveller's Inn &&&&&&&&&&&+1200$3
konyak This is the speciality brandy for the high class, though they might not like the lumps of what looks like wool floating in it.  brandy 2 cups The Stoat & Onion &&&&&&&&&&&+2000 $5 moonshine This is a smelly liquid, about two tablespoons, known as moonshine. It is supposedly brewed in the deeps of the forest of Skund, but rumour has it it's brewed in someone's cellar, using old socks and discarded thermal underwear. moonshine 2 tbsp The King's Way Rathskeller ("Carl's Glacier"), The Couteau Rouge &&&&&&&&&&&&+180 60Gc - &&&&&&&&&&&+2000$5
moonshine This is a smelly liquid, about one pint, known as moonshine. It is supposedly brewed in the deeps of the forest of Skund, but rumour has it it's brewed in someone's cellar, using old socks and discarded thermal underwear.  moonshine 1 pint The Wine Shop, an alcohol shop on Sickle Street &&&&&&&&&&&+3000 $7.50 or &&&&&&&&&&&+3000 DjToon 15.00 Old Comber whiskey Since the distillery closed Old Comber has become highly collectable. It is an extremely high quality pure pot whiskey, a relic from the good old days when men were men, women were women and trolls were hideous man-eating lumps of rock that'd slit you open as soon as look at you. whiskey 2 tbsp The Traveller's Inn &&&&&&&&&&&+2400$6
Old Seadog's Rum This white rum is well renowned among sailors in desperate need to forget their last close encounter with the Rim. Considering how popular it is, it seems to work.  rum 2 pints Ye Olde Rum Shoppe &&&&&&&&&&&+3796 $9.49 orakh Distilled from a type of venom, this Klatchian drink is one of the most lethal forms of alchohol on the Disc. This, however, was actually brewed in Ankh-Morpork, so it is probably safe to drink it. other 2 tbsp The Sandy Hole, Starbanks &&&&&&&&&&&&+750 DjToon 3.75 orange brandy A translucent yellow-orange liquid, about two cups, it swirls with a misty cloudiness, appearing distinctly unappetising. brandy 2 cups The Paper Dragon Inn &&&&&&&&&&&&+332 83s Paddy whiskey Paddy is a common eighty-percent proof Llamedese whiskey, mass-produced and churned out to be guzzled down by uncultured oiks. It does the job nicely for those who aren't experienced in whiskey culture, though. whiskey 2 tbsp The Traveller's Inn &&&&&&&&&&&&+100$.25
persimmon brandy This is a dark liquid made of fermented and fortified persimmon juice. It smells pleasantly sweet and makes your nose tingle slightly.  brandy 8 oz The Sensei's Rest &&&&&&&&&&&+1200 2 Rh 60s
persimmon brandy This is a dark liquid made of fermented and fortified persimmon juice. It smells pleasantly sweet and makes your nose tingle slightly.  brandy 6 oz The Hammered Cat &&&&&&&&&&&+1600 $4 Pthoganal's scumble An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Well, in the case of scumble (it's mostly apples you know) an apple a day keeps the undertaker in black feather plumes. scumble 2 tbsp The Rope and Anchor &&&&&&&&&&&+1200 DjToon 6.00 rice scumble This is Agatean scumble, which is made from rice rather than apples. This doesn't detract from it's quality, however, and it is the drink favoured by drunks everywhere. scumble 1 pint The Flying Buffalo Pub &&&&&&&&&&&+1200 2Rh 60s rum This drink looks rather potent, to say the least. Especially if you define potent to mean "lethal". (1) rum 2 tbsp The Sailors' Bounty pub &&&&&&&&&&&&+800 1Rh 80s rum This is some sort of rum, about one pint. (2) rum 1 pint An alcohol stall &&&&&&&&&&&&+750 Ls 5|2 1/2 scumble This is a clear, highly alcoholic liquid that smells of apples, so it's probably Scumble. There is about two tablespoons. (1) scumble 2 tbsp The King's Way Rathskeller ("The Convict"), A loud pub, The Stab in the Back ("Ancient Scumble"), The Skunk Club bar, The Bunch of Grapes, The Dog and Duck (front room), The Crested Eagle Inn, The Thieves' Guild Bar, Creel Springs Inn, The Hunter's Head, The bar in the inn in Razorback, The Hammered Cat &&&&&&&&&&&&+498 Ls 3|5 1/2 - &&&&&&&&&&&+1600$4 13
scumble This is a clear, highly alcoholic liquid that smells of apples, so it's probably Scumble. There is about one pint.  (1) scumble 1 pint The Wine Shop, An alcohol stall &&&&&&&&&&&+2499 LC 1|5|4 1/4 - &&&&&&&&&&&+5000 $12.50 13 scumble This is some Scumble, about two tablespoons. Scumble is a legendary Lancre beverage. As the pitch to unwary travelers goes, it tastes something like apples, and something like autumn mornings. In truth, however, it tastes more like the bottom of a log pile and could be used to clean spoons. (2) scumble 2 tbsp The Laughing Gnome &&&&&&&&&&&&+570 Ls 3|11 1/2 scumble This is some Lancre scumble, about one ounce. (3) scumble 1 oz The Goat and Bush &&&&&&&&&&&&+570 Ls 3|11 1/2 tequila This clear liquid smells strongly of agave and alcohol. Where is the salt, lemon and lime? There is about two tablespoons. other 2 tbsp A quiet cantina, A simple taverna, The Jolly Old Seafarer ("Grog with a worm") &&&&&&&&&&&&+400 DjToon 2.00 - &&&&&&&&&&&&+999 3,33Gl Tobermory single malt whiskey Not very many people know about Tobermory Single Malt, a whiskey distilled in the Hubland Steppes. This is odd; it's certainly a damn fine drop, although it has some way to go before it's up there with Glenfarcas. whiskey 2 tbsp The Traveller's Inn, The Rope and Anchor &&&&&&&&&&&&+800$2 - &&&&&&&&&&&+1200 DjToon 6.00
Tortoise Banana Rum It takes all kinds... It is amazing that someone actually came up with the idea of making rum out of banananananas, but for some reason humankind has come up with ways of making alcoholic beverages of just about anything, so why not. This rum tastes of banana, and it has a funny bananaesque yellow colour.  rum 2 pints Ye Olde Rum Shoppe &&&&&&&&&&&+4396 $10.99 tsipouro This is a cloudy liquid that has a strong smell of alcohol and something else, something strangely bitter but pleasant. There is about two tablespoons of the stuff. other 2 tbsp The Il Drim tavern &&&&&&&&&&&&+300 S1|54de tsipouro This is a cloudy liquid that has a strong smell of alcohol and anise. There is about two tablespoons of the stuff. (2) other 2 tbsp The Il Drim tavern ("Anise Tsipouro") &&&&&&&&&&&&+400 S2|8de Vintage scumble This is the famous, or rather infamous Hillshire Scumble. The stories concerning the brewing techniques of Scumble are legendary. The ones about the rats are untrue, as are the ones with the snake heads, or indeed the lead shot. The rumour about the dead sheep is also a fabrication. The theory about the disastrous effects of adding it to metal are true, as is the rumour about the drowned soldier. scumble 2 tbsp A loud pub &&&&&&&&&&&+1100 A$2.75
vodka This is a clear liquid that smells like vodka. There is about three teaspoons.  (1) vodka 3 tsp Wine Imports &&&&&&&&&&&&&+87 29Gc
vodka This is a clear liquid that smells like vodka.  (1) vodka 2 tbsp The King's Way Rathskeller ("Frosty Floris"), The Tanto and Lotus, A loud pub, A large tent, The Stab in the Back, The Skunk Club bar, The Bunch of Grapes, The Hatchet and Entrail, A quiet cantina, Tony Robinson's Bar &&&&&&&&&&&&&+99 33Gc - &&&&&&&&&&&+1600 $4 vodka This is a clear liquid that smells like vodka. (1) vodka 1 cup The Rising Phoenix bar, Agatean Gasthaus, A restaurant sampan ("hard water") &&&&&&&&&&&+1500 3Rh 15s vodka This is a clear liquid that smells like vodka. There is about one pint. (1) vodka 1 pint The Wine Shop, an alcohol shop on Sickle Street &&&&&&&&&&&+1748$4.37 or &&&&&&&&&&&+1750 DjToon 8.75
vodka This is some cloudy vodka, about one pint.  (2) vodka 1 pint An alcohol stall &&&&&&&&&&&+1749 LC 1|-|1 3/4
whiskey Raw and burning, this stuff burns its way down to your stomach. You can smell the alcohol coming off it. There is about two tablespoons.  (1) whiskey 2 tbsp The King's Way Rathskeller ("Nightshift Knockout"), A large tent, The Stab in the Back ("Jimkin Bearhugger's Whisky"), The Temporary Sign, The Skunk Club bar, The Bunch of Grapes, The Crimson Leech, The Bucket, The Pain in the Neck, The Traveller's Rest, The Rising Sun Inn, The White Goat, The Canal Retreat Pub, 'Y Crochan Ddu' Tavern, Cutangle Inn, The bar in the inn in Razorback (lounge), The Crested Eagle Inn, The Hammered Cat, The Klatchian Foreign Legion mess tent, A tent, The Thieves' Guild refectory &&&&&&&&&&&&+200 $.50 - &&&&&&&&&&&+1600$4 6.7
whiskey Raw and burning, this stuff burns its way down to your stomach. You can smell the alcohol coming off it. There is about one pint.  (1) whiskey 1 pint The Wine Shop &&&&&&&&&&&+2000 $5 6.7 whiskey Raw and burning, this stuff burns its way down to your stomach. You can smell the alcohol coming off it. There is about one pint. (1) whiskey 1 cup The Weapons Masters' Court's bar &&&&&&&&&&&+4000$10 6.7
whiskey Raw and burning, this stuff burns its way down to your stomach. You can smell the alcohol coming off it. There is about six ounces.  (1) whiskey 6 oz The large vulture nest &&&&&&&&&&&+3500 DjToon 17.50 6.7
whiskey Raw and burning, this stuff burns its way down to your stomach. You can smell the alcohol coming off it. There is about one cup.  (1) whiskey unlimited Wurphle's Midnight Snack &&&&&&&&&&&&&&+0 Free 6.7
whiskey With only a hint of colour, it would be easy to mistake this Sto Plains whiskey for something less potent. However, that would be a mistake, as its aroma suggests.  (2) whiskey 2 tbsp A swish tavern &&&&&&&&&&&&+200 $.50 whiskey With only a hint of colour, it would be easy to mistake this Sto Plains whiskey for something less potent. However, that would be a mistake, as its aroma suggests. (2) whiskey 1 cup The High-Life Bar &&&&&&&&&&&&+400 DjToon 2.00 whiskey A fine imported whiskey, about two tablespoons. Of course, it's only imported from Lancre Town, but that's still a fair distance to travel. (3) whiskey 2 tbsp The Laughing Gnome &&&&&&&&&&&&+279 Ls 1|11 1/4 whiskey This is some Lancre whiskey, about one ounce. (4) whiskey 1 oz The Goat and Bush &&&&&&&&&&&&+279 Ls 1|11 1/4 whiskey This is a lumpy looking whiskey, about one pint. (5) whiskey 1 pint An alcohol stall &&&&&&&&&&&+1998 LC 1|1|10 1/2 white rum This is clear liquid with just a hint of vanilla amidst the stench of alcohol. There is about two tablespoons. rum 2 tbsp The King's Way Rathskeller ("Carl's Glacier"), A large tent, The Stab in the Back ("Old Seadog's Rum"), The Rope and Anchor, The Flying Klatchman Pub ("Klatchian Seadog's Preserve") &&&&&&&&&&&&+500$1.25 - &&&&&&&&&&&+1200 DjToon 6.00
white rum This is clear liquid with just a hint of vanilla amidst the stench of alcohol. There is about one cup.  rum 1 cup The Crimson Leech, Casino Bar (as island bar) &&&&&&&&&&&&+225 75Gc - &&&&&&&&&&&&+800 $2 white rum This is clear liquid with just a hint of vanilla amidst the stench of alcohol. There is about one pint. rum 1 pint The Thieves' Guild Bar &&&&&&&&&&&+1728 LC 1|-|- Whitebelly vodka Clear perfection, your guess on the name is as good as mine. The vodka smells rather strong and would be a good way to get drunk fast, if that's the only reason you go to pubs. vodka 2 tbsp A loud pub &&&&&&&&&&&+1100 A$2.75
Name Type Amount Found... Price range Alcohol content Notes