Scuttle Me Own Canoe Dihbl
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Scuttle Me Own Canoe Dihbl is an NPC available in the first room of Calh-Nhad. He is currently the sole NPC in the village.
Scuttle Me Own Canoe Dihbl (or, as he prefers to be known to his friends, Canoe) is a purveyor of fine memorabilia. Maybe you could buy something from him. He is in good shape. He is standing. Wearing : a pair of canvas shoes and a beaver coat. Carrying: five small badges. His purse is tinkling with coins.
He tries to sell buttons when someone is around (uses ephebian currency).
He is a Dibbler clone.