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You say: student Arwin Schneider says with a Genuan accent: If you're not a student here you can expect to be expelled from the classrooms. We are an educational establishment, not a drop-in clinic. Some people have found it useful to make donations though. You ask: How can I make a donation? Arwin Schneider asks with a Genuan accent: Mmm... a modest donation... say, ten livres? That's usually enough to get you a few hours of prime education, eh? You offer to give 10 Genuan livres to Arwin Schneider. Arwin Schneider exclaims with a Genuan accent: Say, thanks for the monies! You give 10 Genuan livres to Arwin Schneider. Arwin Schneider says with a Genuan accent: Your donation is most generous! We shall do our best to accomodate you within the academy for the next few hours. Do enjoy yourself.