Research:Lancre Highland Regiment

Can list the kind of things Crog can say when you attack the dummy:

Crog Krowbarr says with a Lancrastian accent: That's a very strong attack.
Crog Krowbarr says with a Lancrastian accent: That's a good attack.
Crog Krowbarr says with a Lancrastian accent: Holding a two-handed weapon in
     one hand can be useful when using a shield but is hard to do unless you
     have high strength. 
Crog Krowbarr says with a Lancrastian accent: A neutral attitude, choosing
     neither to defend nor attack primarily, is less draining than a more
     offensive or defensive one.
Crog Krowbarr says with a Lancrastian accent: You can focus on specific parts
     of your opponent's body to take advantage of weaknesses in their armour
     but this is harder to do than attacking normally.
Crog Krowbarr says with a Lancrastian accent: Being burdened in combat, by
     carrying lots of things or wearing lots of armour, reduces your
     effectiveness.  This is especially true for dodging.
Crog Krowbarr says with a Lancrastian accent: That's an extremely powerful
     attack.
Crog Krowbarr says with a Lancrastian accent: That's an excellent attack.