Research:Halen of Sandelfon

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A giant of a man, with well developed muscles, yet kindly eyes. He wanders the streets of Ankh-Morpork, happily muttering homilies about his God and trying to convert the unbelievers. With those muscles, he is rather more effective than not.

He is in good shape.

He is standing.

He is surrounded by a wall of dust.

Holding : a small wooden shield (left hand).

Wearing : a pair of suede leather boots, a deep grey velvet vestment, a maze bracelet and a holy amulet.

Carrying: a holy symbol and a prayer book.



Halen wanders around the Plaza of Broken Moons, Widdershins Broadway and the Street of Small Gods.

He sings a song to Sandelfon (Song adapted from Westlife's Oh Mandy). Below are the lyrics that he sings (he does not sing the full song).


Halen of Sandelfon sings in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: I remember all my life, raining down as cold as ice...

Halen of Sandelfon sings in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: Shadows of a man, a face through window...

Halen of Sandelfon sings in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: Crying in the night, the night goes into...

Halen of Sandelfon sings in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: Morning just another day, happy people pass my way...

Halen of Sandelfon sings in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: Looking in their eyes, I see a memory...

Halen of Sandelfon sings in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: I never realized, how happy you made me, oh Sandie...


Halen of Sandelfon sings in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: Well you came and you gave without taking...

Halen of Sandelfon sings in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: But I sent you away, oh Sandie...

Halen of Sandelfon sings in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: When you kissed me and stopped me from shaking...

Halen of Sandelfon sings in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: And I need you today, oh Sandie...


Halen of Sandelfon sings in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: I'm standing on the edge of time...

Halen of Sandelfon sings in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: Walked away when love was mine...

Halen of Sandelfon sings in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: Caught up in the world of uphill climbing...

Halen of Sandelfon sings in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: The tears are in my eyes...

Halen of Sandelfon sings in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: And nothing is rhyming, oh Sandie...



Other things Halen says or does


Halen of Sandelfon says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: In the name of Sandelfon, bless you my child.

Halen of Sandelfon says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: Oh Sandelfon, may your corridors never shorten.

Halen of Sandelfon exclaims in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: Why on Disc would you care about those silly Gods when you could worship Sandelfon!

Halen of Sandelfon squeezes his fingers together and says: "I find your lack of faith disturbing."