Quest talk:Lancre Town quests

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Faithful Flitch

This happened to someone who tried it without enough gp:

Player approaches the council.
An old woman stands and straightens up to her full height of five feet.
The old woman ponders.
The old woman asks Player with a Lancrastian accent: So you want to take part in the Lancre Flitch?
One of the larger council members stands up and grabs the Flitch in one movement.
The council member starts to beat Player about the head with the Flitch.
Another member of the council awakens Player by pouring a drop of scumble into their mouth.
The old woman says to Player with a Lancrastian accent: Well you had better start convincing us that you have been faithful to Spouse.
The old woman turns to the rest of the council and has a whispered conversation.
The old woman turns around with a smile on her face.
The old woman says to Player with a Lancrastian accent: That's for treating Spouse so badly. You will recover and you can always come back and try again if you think you can convince us.

From their point of view:

You feel too tired to try and convince the council. 
The old woman asks you with a Lancrastian accent: So you want to take part in the Lancre Flitch? 
One of the larger council members stands up and grabs the Flitch in one movement. The last thing you remember before you lose consciousness is a large man hitting you over the head with the Flitch. 
You are awakened by a strong spirit being poured down your throat. Hp: 1 (x) Gp: 47 (x) Xp: x

--Ilde 01:01, 17 September 2010 (UTC)