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- 1 Bois quests
- 1.1 "Big Bad Wolf", in which you were burned by some cunning porkers. (Quest level 3)
- 1.2 "Farmer's Wife", in which you were unsympathetic of a disability. (Quest level 2)
- 1.3 "Glodilocks", in which you donned a wig to break and enter. (Quest level 2)
- 1.4 "Heroic Fairy", in which you changed a dear old woman's life. (Quest level 3)
- 1.5 "Honorary Little Pig", in which you saved some precious bacon. (Quest level 2)
- 1.6 "Lupine Connoisseur", in which you gobbled up a sweet girl. (Quest level 2)
NOTE: If doing any "evil" quests first, you will have to wait a very long time before you will be able to do the "nice" quests.
"Big Bad Wolf", in which you were burned by some cunning porkers. (Quest level 3)
On the path outside of Bois, there are several houses along the eastern edge of the northeastern branch. The ones made from straw and sticks don't have actual rooms, but just show in the room descriptions. Go to the straw one first, then the stick one, then the brick house. In that order, "huff", "puff", and "blow down" each house. You'll fail on the third house (brick), so climb the chimney and enter it.
"Farmer's Wife", in which you were unsympathetic of a disability. (Quest level 2)
Items: a knife (like the carving knife from the general store in Bois) During the day, search the tree in the centre of the Bois market. Cut the tails off of the three blind mice that appear by using the syntax 'cut mouse tail with knife'. They run fast!)
"Glodilocks", in which you donned a wig to break and enter. (Quest level 2)
Items: a golden wig (from from the general store in Bois) Wear the wig. Go to a house along the northeastern branch of the trails outside of the village (not one of the pig ones). In the living room, sit in the large chair, then the medium chair, then the small chair. Go to the kitchen and taste the large bowl, the medium bowl, then the small bowl. Go to the bedroom and lie on the large bed, the medium bed, then the small bed. Then you'll have a really trippy dream. If you have forgotten to wear the wig, you can still put it on and lie on the small bed to get the quest.
"Heroic Fairy", in which you changed a dear old woman's life. (Quest level 3)
Go to grandma's house on the southwest side of the trail outside of the village and knock on the door. Say you're a fairy when Grandma answers the door, and she'll let you in. Say she should go upstairs and hide, then say that the wolf is near, then that the wolf will eat her. She'll go upstairs, then he wolf will enter, and you need to kill it; the Big Bad Wolf is somewhat stronger than an average Sto Plains wolf. Next you need to go to the Woodcutters' Guild in the village, find Pascal, and say that Grandma needs help. Lead him to the clearing outside Grandma's house. A good reputation is not required for this quest.
"Honorary Little Pig", in which you saved some precious bacon. (Quest level 2)
Go to the brick house (see Big Bad Wolf), and wait for the three little pigs. When prompted, "jam" the door with a chair, "block" the window with the bed, "stop" the bricks with the table, and "light" the fire. Then wait for the pigs to tell you the threat has passed. A good reputation is required for this quest.
"Lupine Connoisseur", in which you gobbled up a sweet girl. (Quest level 2)
Go to grandma's house (see Heroic Fairy). Knock on the door and say you're Little Red Riding hood. When you go inside, kill her, strip the corpse (ooer), wear her clothes, bury the corpse, and lie on the bed. When Little Red Riding Hood knocks, say "Is that you, little one?" then unlock the door and say "In you come then." When she asks questions, respond in the usual matter: "all the better to see/hear/eat you with", then "eat" her after the third question. Numnum.