Non-alcoholic drinks
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These are the mundane, non-alcoholic drinks. Also included are things you might not normally drink by themselves, but which are liquid and might be, for example, used to make cocktails.
Not included are liquids that aren't intended for consumption, like acid.
Numbers are not part of the name, but only indicate that there is more than one drink with the same short name.
| Name | Type | Amount | Found... | Price range | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| acorn coffee This coffee is a dwarfish blend made from acorns. Although it contains no caffeine, it is known to have mild hallucinogenic effects from the drying process. | coffee | 2 cups | The Cat and Fiddle Coffee Shop, Fat Sally's | &&&&&&&&&&&&&+80 20p - &&&&&&&&&&&&+600 $1.50 | Causes hallucinations. |
| Ankh water Water from the river Ankh is not the most safe type of drink to consume, but after a hot curry many people would drink the contents of a urinal. Ankh water is only slightly worse than a urinal after all. | water | 1 cup | The Felt Ham, The Mended Drum, The Curry Gardens | &&&&&&&&&&&&&+36 9p - &&&&&&&&&&&&+200 $.50 | |
| apple juice This is a light amber liquid that smells of apples. It's probably safe to assume that it's apple juice. (1) | juice | 1 cup | Tony Robinson's Bar, The Hammered Anvil Student Deli, The Stab in the Back, The Warriors' Guild cafe, Assassins' Guild mess hall | &&&&&&&&&&&&+248 62p - &&&&&&&&&&&+1000 $2.50 | |
| apple juice This is a light amber liquid that smells of apples. It's probably safe to assume that it's apple juice. (1) | juice | 1 pint | The Thieves' Guild refectory | &&&&&&&&&&&&+400 $1 | |
| apple juice This is some delicious looking apple juice. (2) | juice | 1 cup | Celery Appleseed's Juice Bar | &&&&&&&&&&&&+600 A$1.50 | |
| bad slime This slime is positively disgusting. This is slime that could make the river Ankh go "Ugh! Take it away!". Drinking it seems like a very feeble-minded thing to do. | other | 1 pint | The Beggar's Boot Banquet | &&&&&&&&&&&&+196 49p | Causes nausea. |
| banana and cherry juice mix This is banana juice mixed with cherry juice, a red and yellow marbled drink with a cherry floating in it. Not only does it look delicious, but it contains so much sugar that anyone drinking it would have trouble staying off the walls and ceiling. | mix | 1 cup | The Traveller's Inn | &&&&&&&&&&&&+400 $1 | Gives you a sugar high. |
| banana milkshake Cool fresh milk smoothly blended with a delicious ripe banana, healthy and satisfying to drink. (1) | mixed | 1 pint | The Cool bar | &&&&&&&&&&&&+999 Ls 6|11 1/4 | Gives you a line in your description saying you have a milk moustache. |
| banana milkshake This is some delicious looking banana milkshake. (2) | mixed | 1 cup | Celery Appleseed's Juice Bar | &&&&&&&&&&&+1500 A$3.75 | |
| black coffee That's black coffee. It looks quite strong, although it's nothing in comparison to the Klatchian stuff. (1) | coffee | 2 cups | The Cat and Fiddle Coffee Shop ("House Special"), A large tent, Mrs. Dimmles' Open-All-Hours Cafe, Somethynge-or-Other Licenced Caffe, Costlee Coffee on Market Street, The Lounge House Cafe ("Lounge Special"), The Sandy Hole, The White Goat, The Little Brindisi Pizzeria and Cafe | &&&&&&&&&&&&&+20 5p - &&&&&&&&&&&&+822 2,74Gl | Makes you (slightly) knurd. |
| black coffee That's black coffee. It looks quite strong, although it's nothing in comparison to the Klatchian stuff. (1) | coffee | 1 cup | Dark classy bar, The Laughing Falafel, Klatchian Takeaway, The Warriors' Guild cafe, Burgner's Coffee on the Maul, The Emporium Tea Shoppe, The Thieves' Guild refectory | &&&&&&&&&&&&&+60 15p - &&&&&&&&&&&&+600 $1.50 | Makes you (slightly) knurd. |
| black coffee That's black coffee. It looks quite strong, although it's nothing in comparison to the Klatchian stuff. (1) | coffee | unlimited | Wurphle's Midnight Snack | &&&&&&&&&&&&&&+0 Free | Makes you (slightly) knurd. |
| black coffee This is about two cups of black coffee. It looks quite strong, although it's nothing in comparison to the real Genuan stuff. (2) | coffee | 2 cups | The Canal Retreat Pub | &&&&&&&&&&&&+399 1,33Gl | Makes you (slightly) knurd. |
| black tea That's black tea. A strong herbal drink made from herbs the shop imports from exotic faraway places. | tea | 1 cup | The Cat and Fiddle Coffee Shop ("House tea"), The Warriors' Guild cafe | &&&&&&&&&&&&&+20 5p - &&&&&&&&&&&&+300 75p | Gives you a caffeine high. |
| black tea That's black tea. A strong herbal drink made from herbs the shop imports from exotic faraway places. | tea | 2 cups | Costlee Coffee on Market Street | &&&&&&&&&&&&+400 $1 | Gives you a caffeine high. |
| blood A rather thick dark red liquid usually found inside veins. | blood | 6 oz | Dark classy bar | &&&&&&&&&&&+5000 $12.50 | Gives you a line in your description saying you're lips and teeth are stained a dull red. |
| blood A rather thick dark red liquid usually found inside veins. | blood | 2 tbsp | Dark classy bar | &&&&&&&&&&+40000 $100 | Gives you a line in your description saying you're lips and teeth are stained a dull red. |
| cabbage milkshake This is some delicious looking cabbage milkshake. | mixed | 1 cup | Celery Appleseed's Juice Bar | &&&&&&&&&&&+1500 A$3.75 | |
| caffe latte Milky coffee with about a centimetre of firm, creamy microfoam on top. | coffee | 1 cup | Intimate little coffee shop | &&&&&&&&&&&&+960 3,20Gl | Makes you (slightly) knurd. |
| cappuccino This is about one cup of cappuccino, a sweet, milky coffee drink first made by the Hyperactive Chattering Monks of Elefantino in Brindisi. | coffee | 1 cup | Intimate little coffee shop | &&&&&&&&&&&&+960 3,20Gl | Makes you (slightly) knurd, and gives you a line in your description saying you have froth on your nose. |
| cappuccino This is about two cups of cappuccino, a sweet, milky coffee drink first made by the Hyperactive Chattering Monks of Elefantino in Brindisi. | coffee | 2 cups | The Cat and Fiddle Coffee Shop, The Hammered Cat, Starbanks, Fat Sally's, Costlee Coffee on Market Street, The Lounge House Cafe, Cafe Hilaire | &&&&&&&&&&&&+200 50p - &&&&&&&&&&&&+800 $2 | Makes you (slightly) knurd, and gives you a line in your description saying you have froth on your nose. |
| Charre-Bux coffee This is about one pint of Charre-Bux coffee, a strong, aromatic beverege that combines all of the best qualities of coffee with an efficiency and consistency that means that every single mouthful tastes exactly like the one before. Were it not for the fine quality of the coffee itself, this would undoubtedly be very frustrating. | coffee | 1 pint | A Charre Bux Coffee House | &&&&&&&&&&&&+900 3,0Gl | Makes you (slightly) knurd. |
| chocolate milkshake This is some delicious looking chocolate milkshake. | mixed | 1 cup | Celery Appleseed's Juice Bar | &&&&&&&&&&&+1500 A$3.75 | |
| chocolate sprinkle covered cream The cream is white and slightly thicker than milk, it looks wonderful and appetising. You could pour it on something, or perhaps just drink it straight. The top of it is covered with a small number of chocolate sprinkles. | dairy | unlimited[1] | Temple of Cool coffee machine | &&&&&&&&&&&&+144 Ls 1|- | |
| Copra Cola This is a dark, brownish-red liquid teeming with tiny bubbles of air, about one cup. It is rumoured to be made from a secret recipe left by the (in)famous alchemist Zolter Copra. | cola | 1 cup | The Hammered Anvil Student Deli ("Bubbly Wossname"), The Traveller's Inn | &&&&&&&&&&&&+200 50p - &&&&&&&&&&&&+400 $1 | Makes you (slightly) knurd and gives you a caffeine high. |
| Copra Cola This is a dark, brownish-red liquid teeming with tiny bubbles of air, about one cup. It is rumoured to be made from a secret recipe left by the (in)famous alchemist Zolter Copra. | cola | 2 cups | The Little Seriph's | &&&&&&&&&&&&+200 50p | Makes you (slightly) knurd and gives you a caffeine high. |
| cow's milk This is some delicious looking cow's milk. | dairy | 1 cup | Celery Appleseed's Juice Bar | &&&&&&&&&&&+1004 A$2.51 | |
| crab juice This is crab juice, juice, somehow derived from crabs. Apparently it is a specialty in certain reaches of Klatch. To all normal people, it smells and tastes as nauseatingly awful as as they would imagine. | other | 1 cup | The Laughing Falafel, Klatchian Takeaway | &&&&&&&&&&&&+740 $1.85 | |
| cranberry juice This is some delicious looking cranberry juice. | juice | 1 cup | Celery Appleseed's Juice Bar | &&&&&&&&&&&&+600 A$1.50 | |
| cream The cream is white and slightly thicker than milk, it looks wonderful and appetising. You could pour it on something, or perhaps just drink it straight. | dairy | unlimited[2] | Temple of Cool coffee machine | &&&&&&&&&&&&+144 Ls 1|- | |
| cream The cream is white and slightly thicker than milk, it looks wonderful and appetising. You could pour it on something, or perhaps just drink it straight. | dairy | unlimited | Wurphle's Midnight Snack | &&&&&&&&&&&&&&+0 Free | |
| dark cherry tea This is about one pint of a black tea, direct from Agatea. It is flavoured with dark cherry, making it a summery treat whatever the season. | tea | 1 pint | The Pavilion Tearoom | &&&&&&&&&&&+1000 $2.50 | |
| Double Morka This is about five ounces of Double Morka, a hot, dark brown liquid. | coffee | 5 oz | Stuck's Bar | &&&&&&&&&&&&+400 $1 | Makes you knurd. |
| Double Morka This is about one cup of Double Morka, a hot, dark brown liquid. | coffee | 1 cup | Stuck's Bar | &&&&&&&&&&&&+600 $1.50 | Makes you knurd. |
| Double Morka This is about one pint of Double Morka, a hot, dark brown liquid. | coffee | 1 pint | Stuck's Bar | &&&&&&&&&&&+1200 $3 | Makes you knurd. |
| Earl Black tea This is about one cup of aromatic Earl Black tea. Rumour has it Earl Black was given the blend by a mandarin during his travels on his Grand Sneer. Unfortunately for him, he was summarily executed by the then Emperor shortly after this took place. However, his name lives on, for the tea at least, in the Circle Sea regions of the world. It is flavoured with citrus peel, giving it a unique aroma and taste. | tea | 1 cup | The Cat and Fiddle Coffee Shop, Dark classy bar, A large tent, The Lounge House Cafe | &&&&&&&&&&&&&+60 15p - &&&&&&&&&&&&+600 A$1.50 | |
| Earl Black tea This is about one cup of aromatic Earl Black tea. Rumour has it Earl Black was given the blend by a mandarin during his travels on his Grand Sneer. Unfortunately for him, he was summarily executed by the then Emperor shortly after this took place. However, his name lives on, for the tea at least, in the Circle Sea regions of the world. It is flavoured with citrus peel, giving it a unique aroma and taste. | tea | 2 cups | Fat Sally's | &&&&&&&&&&&&+600 $1.50 | |
| Earl Black tea This is about one cup of aromatic Earl Black tea. Rumour has it Earl Black was given the blend by a mandarin during his travels on his Grand Sneer. Unfortunately for him, he was summarily executed by the then Emperor shortly after this took place. However, his name lives on, for the tea at least, in the Circle Sea regions of the world. It is flavoured with citrus peel, giving it a unique aroma and taste. | tea | 1 pint | The Pavilion Tearoom | &&&&&&&&&&&+1000 $2.50 | |
| espresso This is about two cups of espresso, a style of coffee introduced to the Disc from Brindisi. It is produced by forcing steam through finely ground dark-roasted coffee, and has a distinctive full-bodied taste. (1) | coffee | 2 cups | The Cat and Fiddle Coffee Shop ("Esme's espresso"), The Lounge House Cafe | &&&&&&&&&&&&+148 37p | Makes you (slightly) knurd. |
| espresso This is about two tablespoons of espresso, a style of coffee introduced to the Disc from Brindisi. It is produced by forcing steam through finely ground dark-roasted coffee, and has a distinctive full-bodied taste. (1) | coffee | 2 tbsp | The Sandy Hole, Cafe Hilaire, Intimate little coffee shop | &&&&&&&&&&&&+100 DjToon 0.50 - &&&&&&&&&&&&+810 2,70Gl | Makes you (slightly) knurd. |
| espresso This is espresso coffee. It has an overpowering aroma - the smell of it alone could probably keep narcolepsy at bay. The body of the espresso is thick, rich and dark, covered by a thin cream. (2) | coffee | 2 oz | Temple of Cool coffee machine | &&&&&&&&&&&&+144 Ls 1|- | Gives you a caffeine high. |
| espresso macchiato Dark, strong espresso with a dark of steamed milk spotting the surface. | coffee | 2 tbsp | Intimate little coffee shop | &&&&&&&&&&&&+810 2,70Gl | Makes you (slightly) knurd. |
| fig juice This slightly brown and dark liquid seems to be fig juice. | juice | 1 cup | The Traveller's Rest, The centre of the Chronides farmyard | &&&&&&&&&&&&+200 DjToon 1.00 - &&&&&&&&&&&&+650 S3|37de | |
| fresh Lancrastian water This is some delicious looking fresh Lancrastian water. | water | 1 pint | Celery Appleseed's Juice Bar | &&&&&&&&&&&+2400 A$6 | |
| fresh marsh water This is a non-salty liquid which originates in marshes, about two pints. | water | unlimited | Sources | &&&&&&&&&&&&&&+0 Free | Used in distilling scumble. |
| Genuan coffee This is about two cups of coffee in the Genuan style, a very dark roast with roasted chicory added for extra bitterness, then evened out with lots of sugar and cream. | coffee | 2 cups | The Cat and Fiddle Coffee Shop ("Royal Black coffee"), Cafe du Aquatic, Cafe Hilaire | &&&&&&&&&&&&+100 25p - &&&&&&&&&&&&+198 66Gc | Makes you (slightly) knurd. |
| goat's milk This is about two cups of some sort of milk. Based on the goat smell, it's probably fair to assume that it's goat's milk. (1) | dairy | 3 oz | The Agatean Gasthaus | &&&&&&&&&&&&+400 100s | Gives you a line in your description saying you have a milk moustache. |
| goat's milk This is about two cups of some sort of milk. Based on the goat smell, it's probably fair to assume that it's goat's milk. (1) | dairy | 2 cups | The White Goat | &&&&&&&&&&&&+340 DjToon 1.70 | Gives you a line in your description saying you have a milk moustache. |
| goat's milk This is some delicious looking goat's milk. (2) | dairy | 1 cup | Celery Appleseed's Juice Bar | &&&&&&&&&&&&+988 A$2.47 | |
| good slime This slime is far from the worst slime the world has ever seen. It smells bad, and looks terrible, but not enough to stop a very thirsty person from drinking it. | other | 1 pint | The Beggar's Boot Banquet | &&&&&&&&&&&&+596 $1.49 | Causes nausea. |
| grape juice This is some delicious looking grape juice. (1) | juice | 1 cup | Celery Appleseed's Juice Bar | &&&&&&&&&&&&+500 A$1.25 | |
| grape juice This is about one cup of freshly squeezed and strained grape juice. Pure purple sweet refreshment! (2) | juice | 1 cup | The centre of the Chronides farmyard | &&&&&&&&&&&&+650 S3|37de | |
| grapefruit juice This is a slightly sour, yet very refreshening drink. It has a yellowish colour. | juice | 1 cup | The Traveller's Rest, The Resting Zombie | &&&&&&&&&&&&+200 DjToon 1.00 - &&&&&&&&&&&+1299 4,33Gl | |
| grapefruit juice This is a slightly sour, yet very refreshening drink. It has a yellowish colour. | juice | 6 oz | Jimmi's Buffet, Le Cafe de Grand Gros Grenouille | &&&&&&&&&&&&+450 1,50Gl | |
| green tea This is about one cup of green tea, whipped into developing a thick froth. | tea | 1 cup | The Cat and Fiddle Coffee Shop, The Lounge House Cafe, Tang estate tea room (ring bell) | &&&&&&&&&&&&&&+0 Free - &&&&&&&&&&&&+100 25p | |
| grog junior This is about one pint of grog junior, a non-alcoholic version of the real thing, for pirates who are yet to grow a beard. | other | 1 pint | The Scum Bar | &&&&&&&&&&&&+120 40Gc | |
| guava and passion fruit juice This is some delicious looking guava and passion fruit juice. | juice | 1 cup | Celery Appleseed's Juice Bar | &&&&&&&&&&&+2000 A$5 | |
| Hong Fa mint tea This tea is specially brewed using mint grown in the finest herbal gardens of Hong Fa. It gives off a delightfully fresh scent, and most likely has a taste to match it. | tea | 7 oz | Hong estate tea room (ring bell) | &&&&&&&&&&&&&&+0 Free | |
| hot chocolate This is some lovely, rich smelling hot chocolate, about two cups. It has a rich, brown colour with a creamy smell that makes your mouth water. (1) | other | 2 cups | The Dog and Duck, The Cat and Fiddle Coffee Shop ("Cutwell's Famous"), Costlee Coffee on Market Street | &&&&&&&&&&&&+100 25p - &&&&&&&&&&&&+900 $2.25 | Causes a warm chocolatey feeling. |
| hot chocolate This creamy cocoa looks delicious; it has been imported from Howondaland. (2) | other | 2 cups | Starbanks, Fat Sally's, Somethynge-or-Other Licenced Caffe, Costlee Coffee on Market Street ("Cocoa"), The Lounge House Cafe | &&&&&&&&&&&&&+52 13p - &&&&&&&&&&&&+348 87p | Gives you a line in your description saying you have a cocoa moustache. |
| hot chocolate This creamy cocoa looks delicious; it has been imported from Howondaland. (2) | other | 1 cup | The Thieves' Guild refectory | &&&&&&&&&&&&+800 $2 | Gives you a line in your description saying you have a cocoa moustache. |
| iced tea About two cups of iced, sweet tea, strong enough for a spoon to stand up in. (1) | tea | 2 cups | The Dog and Duck | &&&&&&&&&&&+1200 $3 | |
| iced tea About one cup of iced, sweet tea, strong enough for a spoon to stand up in. (1) | tea | 1 cup | The Hammered Anvil Student Deli, Fat Sally's, Cafe Hilaire | &&&&&&&&&&&&+198 66Gc - &&&&&&&&&&&&+600 $1.50 | |
| iced tea This is some delicious looking iced tea. (2) | tea | 1 cup | Celery Appleseed's Juice Bar | &&&&&&&&&&&+1200 A$3 | |
| imported water This is some delicious looking imported water. | water | 2 cups | Celery Appleseed's Juice Bar | &&&&&&&&&&&+2500 A$6.25 | |
| jasmine leaf tea Jasmine leaf tea has a soft, springtime flavor to it. It gives off the sweet scent of the jasmine flower, which combines with the taste to make this tea an overall enjoyable experience. | tea | 8 oz | Fang estate tea room (ring bell) | &&&&&&&&&&&&&&+0 Free | |
| Klatchian coffee Real Klatchian coffee. It is so strong that it can take you through sobreity to the other side. Coffee lovers tend to get carefully drunk before tasting this stuff. | coffee | 2 cups | The Cat and Fiddle Coffee Shop, The Hammered Cat, Starbanks, Fat Sally's, The Golden Dragon, Costlee Coffee on Market Street, The Sandy Hole, The White Goat, The Little Brindisi Pizzeria and Cafe, The centre of the Chronides farmyard | &&&&&&&&&&&&+148 37p - &&&&&&&&&&&+1314 4,38Gl | Makes you knurd. |
| Klatchian coffee Real Klatchian coffee. It is so strong that it can take you through sobreity to the other side. Coffee lovers tend to get carefully drunk before tasting this stuff. | coffee | 1 cup | The Laughing Falafel, Klatchian Takeaway | &&&&&&&&&&&+1500 $3.75 | Makes you knurd. |
| Klatchian coffee Real Klatchian coffee. It is so strong that it can take you through sobreity to the other side. Coffee lovers tend to get carefully drunk before tasting this stuff. | coffee | 3 oz | The Agatean Gasthaus, The Pharaoh's Park Cafe, The White Goat | &&&&&&&&&&&&+500 1Rh 5s - &&&&&&&&&&&+1600 DjToon 8.00 | Makes you knurd. |
| Klatchian coffee Real Klatchian coffee. It is so strong that it can take you through sobreity to the other side. Coffee lovers tend to get carefully drunk before tasting this stuff. | coffee | 2 tbsp | The Klatchian Takeaway | &&&&&&&&&&&&+248 62p | Makes you knurd. |
| Klatchian Quicky This is a Klatchian Quicky, about five ounces of a hot, dark brown liquid, which still is quite strong for Ankh-Morporkian standards. | coffee | 5 oz | Stuck's Bar | &&&&&&&&&&&&+600 $1.50 | Makes you knurd. |
| Klatchian Quicky This is a Klatchian Quicky, about one cup of a hot, dark brown liquid, which still is quite strong for Ankh-Morporkian standards. | coffee | 1 cup | Stuck's Bar | &&&&&&&&&&&&+800 $2 | Makes you knurd. |
| Klatchian Quicky This is a Klatchian Quicky, about one pint of a hot, dark brown liquid, which still is quite strong for Ankh-Morporkian standards. | coffee | 1 pint | Stuck's Bar | &&&&&&&&&&&+1600 $4 | Makes you knurd. |
| Klatchian Special This is a Klatchian Special; about five ounces of a hot, almost black liquid. | coffee | 5 oz | Stuck's Bar | &&&&&&&&&&&&+800 $2 | Makes you knurd. |
| Klatchian Special This is a Klatchian Special; about one cup of a hot, almost black liquid. | coffee | 1 cup | Stuck's Bar | &&&&&&&&&&&+1200 $3 | Makes you knurd. |
| Klatchian Special This is a Klatchian Special; about one cup of a hot, almost black liquid. | coffee | 2 cups | The centre of the Chronides farmyard | &&&&&&&&&&&+1200 $3 | Makes you knurd. |
| Klatchian Special This is a Klatchian Special; about one pint of a hot, almost black liquid. | coffee | 1 pint | Stuck's Bar | &&&&&&&&&&&&+700 S3|62de | Makes you knurd. |
| lemon juice This slightly milky liquid is one-hundred-percent pure. It makes peoples toes curl the instant a drop touches their lip. | juice | 1 cup | The Traveller's Rest, The centre of the Chronides farmyard | &&&&&&&&&&&&+200 DjToon 1.00 - &&&&&&&&&&&&+650 S3|37de | |
| lemonade It is basically sugarwater with a bit of lemon flavour. (1) | mixed | 1 cup | A large tent, The Traveller's Inn, The Emporium Tea Shoppe, Cafe Hilaire, The centre of the Chronides farmyard | &&&&&&&&&&&&&+32 8p - &&&&&&&&&&&+1100 S5|70de | Gives you a sugar high. |
| lemonade It is basically sugarwater with a bit of lemon flavour. (1) | mixed | 1 pint | The Laughing Falafel, Klatchian Takeaway, The Thieves' Guild refectory | &&&&&&&&&&&&+600 $1.50 - &&&&&&&&&&&&+800 $2 | Gives you a sugar high. |
| lemonade This is some delicious looking lemonade. (2) | mixed | 1 quart | Celery Appleseed's Juice Bar | &&&&&&&&&&&+2000 A$5 | |
| lemonade This is basically sugarwater. It's about one cup. (3) | mixed | 1 cup | The Canal Retreat Pub | &&&&&&&&&&&&+198 66Gc | Gives you a sugar high. |
| lime juice This is a milky drink with a touch of green. It smells exceptionally sour, but it's probably very refreshing as well. | juice | 6 oz | Jimmi's Buffet | &&&&&&&&&&&&+450 1,50Gl | |
| lime juice This is a milky drink with a touch of green. It smells exceptionally sour, but it's probably very refreshing as well. | juice | 1 cup | The bar in the Fez Club, The Resting Zombie | &&&&&&&&&&&+1000 DjToon 5.00 - &&&&&&&&&&&+1299 4,33Gl | |
| McCola A fizzy brown beverage which tastes almost, but not quite, like the stuff you get at the dentists'. There is about one pint. | cola | 1 pint | A branch of McSweeney's Restaurant (Ankh-Morpork), A branch of McSweeney's Restaurant (Genua) | &&&&&&&&&&&+1068 $2.67 | |
| McJasmin Tea Hot and sweet, this beverage may burn you if you pour it on your lap. If in doubt, contact Mr Slant, Ankh-Morpork Guild of Lawyers, Solicitors and Ne'er-do-wells. There is about one pint. | tea | 1 pint | A branch of McSweeney's Restaurant (Ankh-Morpork), A branch of McSweeney's Restaurant (Genua) | &&&&&&&&&&&+1200 $3 | |
| McWater Take a cup of local river water, whack a label on it, keep it in a warehouse until it goes stale and sell it as "McSweeney's Sparkling And Health Giving Aqua" and you can make a small fortune. This product is about 50% recycling it, and 50% taking it. There is about one pint. | water | 1 pint | A branch of McSweeney's Restaurant (Ankh-Morpork), A branch of McSweeney's Restaurant (Genua) | &&&&&&&&&&&+4000 $10 | |
| melon juice This is delicious, fresh, green melon juice, about one cup. | juice | 1 cup | The Traveller's Rest, The Rising Sun Inn, A tent | &&&&&&&&&&&&+200 DjToon 1.00 | |
| milk Just warm milk. With any luck even from a cow. (1) | dairy | 1 cup | The Felt Ham, The Mended Drum, The King's Way Rathskeller, Assassins' Guild mess hall | &&&&&&&&&&&&+200 50p - &&&&&&&&&&&&+300 75p | Gives you a line in your description saying you have a milk moustache. |
| milk Just warm milk. With any luck even from a cow. (1) | dairy | 1/2 pints | Dark classy bar | &&&&&&&&&&&&+400 $1 | Gives you a line in your description saying you have a milk moustache. |
| milk Just warm milk. With any luck even from a cow. (1) | dairy | 1 pint | The Thieves' Guild refectory | &&&&&&&&&&&&+400 $1 | Gives you a line in your description saying you have a milk moustache. |
| milk Warm milk.
It's about one cup. (2) || dairy || 1 cup || The Canal Retreat Pub || &&&&&&&&&&&&+198 66Gc || | |||||
| milk shake This is frothy milk with vanilla flavour. It is ice-cold. | mixed | 1 cup | The Hammered Anvil Student Deli, The Warriors' Guild cafe | &&&&&&&&&&&&+400 $1 | Gives you a sugar high and a line in your description saying you have a milk moustache. |
| mineral water A very clear liquid with a slightly gritty texture to it. | water | 1 cup | A bread and water cafeteria | &&&&&&&&&&&&+600 S3|12de | |
| mineral water A very clear liquid with a slightly gritty texture to it. | water | 1 oz | Dark classy bar | &&&&&&&&&&&&+600 A$1.50 | |
| mineral water A very clear liquid with a slightly gritty texture to it. | water | 6 oz | The Stab in the Back | &&&&&&&&&&&+4000 $10 | |
| Morka This is a genuine Morka; about five ounces of a hot, brown liquid. | coffee | 5 oz | Stuck's Bar | &&&&&&&&&&&&+300 75p | Makes you knurd. |
| Morka This is a genuine Morka; about one cup of a hot, brown liquid. | coffee | 1 cup | Stuck's Bar | &&&&&&&&&&&&+400 $1 | Makes you knurd. |
| Morka This is a genuine Morka; about one pint of a hot, brown liquid. | coffee | 1 pint | Stuck's Bar | &&&&&&&&&&&&+800 $2 | Makes you knurd. |
| Morka Deklatch This is a Morka Deklatch; about five ounces of a hot, brown liquid. | coffee | 5 oz | Stuck's Bar | &&&&&&&&&&&&+400 $1 | |
| Morka Deklatch This is a Morka Deklatch; about one cup of a hot, brown liquid. | coffee | 1 cup | Stuck's Bar | &&&&&&&&&&&&+600 $1.50 | |
| Morka Deklatch This is a Morka Deklatch; about one cup of a hot, brown liquid. | coffee | 1 pint | Stuck's Bar | &&&&&&&&&&&+1200 $3 | |
| Morka Double Deklatch This is a Morka Double Deklatch; about five ounces of a hot, brownish liquid. There is an artificial glimmer to it. | coffee | 5 oz | Stuck's Bar | &&&&&&&&&&&&+748 $1.87 | |
| Morka Double Deklatch This is a Morka Double Deklatch; about one cup of a hot, brownish liquid. There is an artificial glimmer to it. | coffee | 1 cup | Stuck's Bar | &&&&&&&&&&&+1000 $2.50 | |
| Morka Double Deklatch This is a Morka Double Deklatch; about one pint of a hot, brownish liquid. There is an artificial glimmer to it. | coffee | 1 pint | Stuck's Bar | &&&&&&&&&&&+2000 $5 | |
| near-grog This is about one pint of near-grog, a liquid which is almost, but not quite, entirely unlike grog. | other | 1 pint | The Scum Bar | &&&&&&&&&&&&+120 40Gc | |
| orange juice This is delicious, fresh orange juice. (1) | juice | 1 cup | The Hammered Anvil Student Deli, The Warriors' Guild cafe | &&&&&&&&&&&&+248 62p - &&&&&&&&&&&&+400 $1 | |
| orange juice This is delicious, fresh orange juice. (1) | juice | 1 pint | The Laughing Falafel, Klatchian Takeaway, The Thieves' Guild refectory | &&&&&&&&&&&&+600 $1.50 - &&&&&&&&&&&&+800 $2 | |
| orange juice This is some delicious looking orange juice. (2) | juice | 1 cup | Celery Appleseed's Juice Bar | &&&&&&&&&&&+1000 A$2.50 | |
| orange juice This is delicious, fresh orange juice. You think it's about one cup. (3) | juice | 1 cup | The Canal Retreat Pub | &&&&&&&&&&&&+300 1,0Gl | |
| orange pekoe tea This is about one cup of a clear, black tea that exudes a fresh fragrance. | tea | 1 cup | The Cat and Fiddle Coffee Shop, The Lounge House Cafe | &&&&&&&&&&&&+100 25p | |
| orange pekoe tea This is about one cup of a clear, black tea that exudes a fresh fragrance. | tea | 1 pint | The Pavilion Tearoom | &&&&&&&&&&&+1000 $2.50 | |
| peach milkshake Cool fresh milk smoothly blended with a perfectly ripe peach, sweet and refreshing to drink. | mixed | 1 pint | The Cool bar | &&&&&&&&&&&&+999 Ls 6|11 1/4 | Gives you a line in your description saying you have a milk moustache. |
| peach nectar This is some delicious looking peach nectar. | juice | 1 cup | Celery Appleseed's Juice Bar | &&&&&&&&&&&+1000 A$2.50 | |
| Quirmian espresso This strong dark coffee is imported directly from Quirm. It is as black as really black coffee. | coffee | 2 tbsp | Starbanks, Fat Sally's | &&&&&&&&&&&&+200 50p | Makes you (slightly) knurd. |
| Quirmian espresso This strong dark coffee is imported directly from Quirm. It is as black as really black coffee. | coffee | 5 oz | Costlee Coffee on Market Street | &&&&&&&&&&&&+296 74p | Makes you (slightly) knurd. |
| Quirmian espresso This strong dark coffee is imported directly from Quirm. It is as black as really black coffee. | coffee | 2 cups | The Cat and Fiddle Coffee Shop | &&&&&&&&&&&&+124 31p | Makes you (slightly) knurd. |
| raspberry tizzu This is about one pint of an ice-cold raspberry drink made from crushed ice and raspberry syrup. A mouthful has all the sugar content of an average country's crop yield. There are deeper swirls of red within the depths of the raspberry covered liquid, indicating particularly dense concentrations of syrup. Arr num num, simply beautiful. | mixed | 1 pint | A Charre Bux Coffee House | &&&&&&&&&&&+1299 4,33Gl | Gives you a sugar high. |
| shrimp tizzu This is about one pint of an ice-cold drink made from crushed ice blended with shrimp juice. While it is undoubtedly an inventive beverage and popular in Genua, it has a very strong and peculiar taste that is not so much acquired as forcefully stolen. | mixed | 1 pint | A Charre Bux Coffee House | &&&&&&&&&&&+1299 4,33Gl | |
| slightly smelly water This water has definitely not come from a fresh mountain spring - at least not directly. Regardless, most of the contaminants have been filtered out and it only has a slight smell. | water | 1 cup | The Laughing Falafel, Klatchian Takeaway | &&&&&&&&&&&&+200 50p | |
| spring tea Although described as a tea, this is infact a herbal infusion of fruitbush, nettle, and walnut leaves with various wildflowers such as hibiscus, dandelion, and marigold. The herbal sides draw on the natural powers of oats, lemon balm, fennel, and peppermint to provide this with an invigorating blend of nature and nurture. Or at least so the brewer Mr. C. Dibbler claims. This is about seven ounces of the stuff. | tea | 7 oz | McSweeney estate rea room (ring bell) | &&&&&&&&&&&&&&+0 Free | |
| spring tea Although described as a tea, this is infact a herbal infusion of fruitbush, nettle, and walnut leaves with various wildflowers such as hibiscus, dandelion, and marigold. The herbal sides draw on the natural powers of oats, lemon balm, fennel, and peppermint to provide this with an invigorating blend of nature and nurture. Or at least so the brewer Mr. C. Dibbler claims. This is about seven ounces of the stuff. | tea | 1 pint | The Pavilion Tearoom | &&&&&&&&&&&+1000 $2.50 | |
| spring water Bottled at the source, this fresh mountain spring water is a far cry from what normally passes as water in cities like Ankh-Morpork. It tastes like... well, nothing. That's rather the point. | water | 1 pint | The Laughing Falafel, Klatchian Takeaway | &&&&&&&&&&&&+500 $1.25 | |
| stewed, cold tea This tea has been standing around for a long time. It has been brewed till tannin floats on the surface, along with the thick scum of congealed, stained cream that has gathered there and on the sides of the cup. This is a beverage someone dying of thirst in the depths of the Klatchian deserts might turn their nose up at. | tea | 1 cup | Tang estate guard room (ring bell) | &&&&&&&&&&&&&&+0 Free | |
| strawberry kiwi fruit blend This is some delicious looking strawberry kiwi fruit blend. | mixed | 1 cup | Celery Appleseed's Juice Bar | &&&&&&&&&&&+1008 A$2.52 | |
| Strawberry McWobbler A drink so pink, so sweet, so thick that it just wobbles. If more than three people tried to drink these at once, all the windows in the place would risk imploding. There is about one pint. | mixed | 1 pint | A branch of McSweeney's Restaurant (Ankh-Morpork), A branch of McSweeney's Restaurant (Genua) | &&&&&&&&&&&+1200 $3 | |
| strawberry milkshake This is some delicious looking strawberry milkshake. | mixed | 1 cup | Celery Appleseed's Juice Bar | &&&&&&&&&&&+1500 A$3.75 | |
| swampland coffee This is original Swampland Coffee. It is so strong that it can take you through sobreity to the other side. Coffee lovers tend to get carefully drunk before tasting this stuff. | coffee | 2 cups | The Canal Retreat Pub | &&&&&&&&&&&&+399 1,33Gl | Makes you knurd. |
| sweet milky tea This is about one cup of very sweet tea with a generous amount of milk in it, which makes it look fairly pale. | tea | 1 cup | The Cat and Fiddle Coffee Shop ("white tea") | &&&&&&&&&&&&+200 50p | |
| sweet tea Some hot, sweet tea, strong enough to stand a spoon up in. | tea | unlimited | Wurphle's Midnight Snack | &&&&&&&&&&&&&&+0 Free | |
| sweet tea Some hot, sweet tea, strong enough to stand a spoon up in. | tea | 2 cups | The Dog and Duck, Costlee Coffee on Market Street, The Little Brindisi Pizzeria and Cafe | &&&&&&&&&&&&+400 $1 - &&&&&&&&&&&+1314 4,38Gl | |
| sweet tea Some hot, sweet tea, strong enough to stand a spoon up in. | tea | 1 cup | Mrs. Dimmles' Open-All-Hours Cafe, Somethynge-or-Other Licenced Caffe, The Emporium Tea Shoppe, The Pharaoh's Park Cafe, Jimmi's Buffet, The Thieves' Guild refectory | &&&&&&&&&&&&&+40 10p - &&&&&&&&&&&+1600 DjToon 8.00 | |
| tomato juice Often used instead of blood in clicks, this thick red drink also has another similariy with blood - it's a hell to get out of clothes. | juice | 1 cup | The Resting Zombie | &&&&&&&&&&&+1299 4,33Gl | |
| tomato juice This is some delicious looking tomato juice. (2) | juice | 1 cup | Celery Appleseed's Juice Bar | &&&&&&&&&&&+2000 A$5 | |
| Tropea Tropea is coffee mixed with cocoa, combining the powerful kick of caffeine with a delicious, smooth, creamy taste. | mixed | 1 cup | The Traveller's Inn | &&&&&&&&&&&&+200 50p | Gives you a warm chocolatey feeling and makes you knurd. |
| Tsortean coffee Tsortean coffee is a classic mix of coffee and alcohol. The strong klatchian coffee has been diluted with whiskey, to make it easier to drink, and of course for that unique flavour. It is topped with a generous dollop of thick cream. | coffee | 1 cup | The White Goat | &&&&&&&&&&&+2500 DjToon 12.50 | |
| water This is a clear, not very tasty liquid, about one cup. | water | 2 oz | The Agatean Gasthaus | &&&&&&&&&&&&+280 70s | |
| water This is a clear, not very tasty liquid, about one cup. | water | 1 cup | The Dog and Duck, Tony Robinson's Bar, A large tent, The Stab in the Back, The Golden Dragon, 'Y Crochan Ddu' Tavern, Cafe Hilaire, Assassins' Guild mess hall | &&&&&&&&&&&&&+48 16Gc - &&&&&&&&&&&&+200 50p | |
| water This is a clear, not very tasty liquid, about one cup. | water | 1 pint | The Klatchian Foreign Legion mess tent | &&&&&&&&&&&&+400 DjToon 2.00 | |
| water This is a clear, not very tasty liquid, about four ounces. | water | unlimited | water sources | &&&&&&&&&&&&&&+0 Free | |
| weak lemon drink This is about one pint of some sort of drink that is supposed to taste of lemons. It is almost clear, and smells faintly of disinfectant. It probably tastes of it too. | juice | 1 pint | The Actors' Guild bar | &&&&&&&&&&&&+120 30p | |
| white coffee Some freshly brewed coffee with just a dash of milk. | coffee | 1 cup | The Warriors' Guild cafe, Intimate little coffee shop | &&&&&&&&&&&&+340 85p - &&&&&&&&&&&&+960 3,20Gl | |
| white coffee Some freshly brewed coffee with just a dash of milk. | coffee | 2 cups | The Cat and Fiddle Coffee Shop, Mrs. Dimmles' Open-All-Hours Cafe, Somethynge-or-Other Licenced Caffe, Costlee Coffee on Market Street, The Lounge House Cafe, The Little Brindisi Pizzeria and Cafe | &&&&&&&&&&&&&+20 5p - &&&&&&&&&&&&+867 2,89Gl | |
| white coffee Some freshly brewed coffee with just a dash of milk. | coffee | unlimited | Wurphle's Midnight Snack | &&&&&&&&&&&&&&+0 Free | |
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See also
- water
- List of beers
- List of wines
- List of liqueurs
- List of spirits
- List of miscellaneous alcohols
- List of mixed drinks
- Potions
- Poisons
