NPC insights

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Ever wondered what stats, skills or alignments various NPCs have? Then you've found the right page.

The data below captures our findings. The research generally involves the following tools:

  • The Holy Insight ritual, for stats and rough bonuses.
  • The See Alignment ritual, for general alignment and the deity they follow, if any.
  • The Detect Alignment ritual, for precise alignment measurements.
  • The Bless and Wrath rituals, for stats bonuses and pentalties for further refinements.

Weights and hit points are calculated using an adjusted formula from the Hit Point Calculator, specifically, in pseudo code:

 weight = 45.55 + 2.65 * floor(constitution + 3 * strength)
 if (weight <= 32.5)
   factor = floor(20 * weight)
 elseif (weight <= 40)
   factor = floor(65 + 18 * weight)
 elseif (weight <= 47.5)
   factor = floor(145 + 16 * weight)
 elseif (weight <= 55)
   factor = floor(240 + 14 * weight)
 elseif (weight <= 62.5)
   factor = floor(350 + 12 * weight)
 elseif (weight <= 70)
   factor = floor(475 + 10 * weight)
 elseif (weight <= 77.5)
   factor = floor(615 + 8 * weight)
 elseif (weight <= 85)
   factor = floor(770 + 6 * weight)
 elseif (weight <= 92.5)
   factor = floor(940 + 4 * weight)
 elseif (weight <= 100)
   factor = floor(1125 + 2 * weight)
 else
   factor = 1325
 endif
 hitpoints = floor(factor * (constitution + 15) + 2 * health)

In most cases there is some random factor involved, therefore multiple records per single NPC may be listed to provide a better picture. Unique NPCs hopefully vary less than generic specimens. The formula might work for non-humans but you'll need to measure their weight via some other means.

As Holy Insight doesn't work very well for extremely high skills or stats, we often wander into the territory of infinity. The ranges can be refined by giving NPCs stat boosts or penalties, with Bless and Wrath being particularly useful in this case. Bonuses are available for fighting, covert, faith and magic root trees, as well as adventuring.perception and adventuring health. Weights are in kilograms.

Humans

Human NPCs are simple to inspect and the abovementioned formula can generally be applied.

Unique humans

Short name Area Con Dex Int Str Wis Fighting Covert Faith Magic Perception Health Weight Hit points Alignment Notes
Aaron Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 150-200 150-200 0 0 150-200 200-250 77.35-82.65 1884-2331
Albert Death's domain 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 150-200 0 0 0 100-150 150-200 77.35-82.65 1532-1969 barely evil
Agnes Nitt Mad Stoat 10-11 10-11 23+ 17-18 10-11 150-200 0 0 300-350 200-250 200-250 85.3-87.95 1921-2323
Agnetha Phedre Slippery Hollow 12-14 23+ 12-14 23+ 23+ 200-250 0 0 250-300 200-250 250-300 98.55+ 2398-2820
Althea of Pishe Ankh-Morpork 15-16 12-14 12-14 15-16 19-20 400+ 0 400+ 0 400+ 400+ 85.3-87.95 3477+ extremely good, Pishe
Analla Lumberg Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 100-150 0 0 0 66-100 100-150 77.35-82.65 1180-1608
Annie Spindlewits Brass Neck 12-14 12-14 19-20 12-14 12-14 150-200 0 0 250-300 150-200 200-250 77.35-82.65 1884-2331
Aristide Felon Genua 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 200-250 200-250 0 0 250-300 400+ 77.35-82.65 3293+
Aroh Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 150-200 200-250 0 0 150-200 200-250 77.35-82.65 1884-2331
Artan Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 150-200 200-250 0 0 150-200 200-250 77.35-82.65 1884-2331
Arthur Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 100-150 0 0 0 66-100 100-150 77.35-82.65 1180-1608 neutral
Arty Ludd Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 150-200 100-150 0 0 66-100 150-200 77.35-82.65 1532-1969
Ben the ex-herbalist Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 200-250 0 250-300 0 150-200 300-350 77.35-82.65 2589-3054 extremely good, Pishe
Benna of Hat Djelibeybi 12-14 12-14 12-14 15-16 21 200-250 0 350-400 0 200-250 300-350 82.65-85.3 2656-3092
Buffey Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 150-200 150-200 0 0 150-200 200-250 77.35-82.65 1884-2331
Captain Angua Ankh-Morpork 23+ 17-18 12-14 17-18 12-14 400+ 0 0 0 400+ 400+ 93.25+ 3708+ neutral The blonde wolf in her human form.
Captain Smith Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 350-400 200-250 0 0 150-200 200-250 77.35-82.65 1884-2331
Celina Klatch 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 0 0 0 0 0 0 77.35-82.65 475-784
Chidder Ephebe 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 350+ 200-250 0 0 150-200 200-250 77.35-82.65 1884-2331
Christopher of Gufnork Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 21 150-200 0 300-350 0 300-350 300-350 77.35-82.65 2589-3054 quite good, Gufnork
Claud Genua 6-7 23+ 15-16 23+ 0-5 400+ 350-400 0 0 300-350 400+ 93.25+ 3389+
Commander Vimes Ankh-Morpork 17-18 17-18 15-16 15-16 12-14 400+ 0 0 0 300-350 400+ 85.3-87.95 3513+
cook Ankh-Morpork 8-9 19-20 12-14 15-16 8-9 150-200 150-200 0 0 66-100 150-200 80-82.65 1482-1879 Thieves' Guild cook.
Cut-Me-Own-Throat Dibbler Ankh-Morpork 10-11 15-16 15-16 12-14 10-11 0 0 0 0 0 0 74.7-80 432-721 neutral
Decate the Dreadful Ephebe 17-18 17-18 17-18 17-18 17-18 400+ 100-150 400+ 400+ 400+ 400+ 90.6-93.25 3571+
Delbert Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 150-200 0 0 0 66-100 150-200 77.35-82.65 1532-1969
Diego Montoya Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 250-300 0 0 0 200-250 400+ 77.35-82.65 3293+
Doctor Whiteface Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 100-150 66-100 0 0 100-150 150-200 77.35-82.65 1532-1969
Dodgy Bill Mad Stoat 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 200-250 300-350 0 0 200-250 400+ 77.35-82.65 3293+
Duncan Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 150-200 150-200 0 0 200-250 200-250 77.35-82.65 1884-2331
Eduard Ankh-Morpork 23+ 23+ 10-11 23+ 12-14 250-300 0 0 0 200-250 250-300 106.5+ 2612+
Elmira Razorback 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 150-200 0 0 250-300 200-250 250-300 77.35-82.65 2237-2692
Elusive Adriano Ephebe 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 250-300 250-300 0 0 400+ 400+ 77.35-82.65 3293+
Elusive Ron Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 200-250 250-300 0 0 250-300 300-350 77.35-82.65 2589-3054
Ethel Applebaum Scrogden 12-14 12-14 21 12-14 12-14 150-200 0 0 250-300 150-200 200-250 77.35-82.65 1884-2331
Fai Chu Bes Pelargic 15-16 23+ 19-20 23+ 17-18 400+ 0 0 0 400+ 400+ 101.2+ 3596+
Fillet of Fish Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 21 150-200 0 300-350 0 300-350 300-350 77.35-82.65 2589-3054 neutral, Fish
Francis with his ukulele of pain Ankh-Morpork 17-18 8-9 6-7 17-18 8-9 250-300 0 0 0 150-200 350-400 90.6-93.25 3199-3614
Frank Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 150-200 0 0 0 100-150 200-250 77.35-82.65 1884-2331
Freda Glottik Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 300-350 0 0 0 200-250 400+ 77.35-82.65 3293+
Fujiyama Osanawa Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 300-350 0 0 0 200-250 350-400 77.35-82.65 2941-3415
Fulber Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 150-200 200-250 0 0 150-200 200-250 77.35-82.65 1884-2331
Gadmere Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 150-200 150-200 0 0 150-200 200-250 77.35-82.65 1884-2331
Gassy Holmfirth Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 150-200 150-200 0 0 66-100 150-200 77.35-82.65 1532-1969
Gennie Applebottom Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 200-250 0 0 350-400 400+ 350-400 77.35-82.65 2941-3415
Ginzo of Hat Genua 12-14 12-14 12-14 15-16 21 200-250 0 350-400 0 200-250 300-350 82.65-85.3 2656-3092
Goodie Darncliff Bad Ass 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 66-100 0 0 150-200 100-150 150-200 77.35-82.65 1532-1969
Granny Weatherwax Bad Ass 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 0 100-150 400+ 400+ 400+ 0 77.35-82.65 475-784
Guido of Gapp Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 21 150-200 0 300-350 0 300-350 300-350 77.35-82.65 2589-3054 good, Gapp
Haia Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 150-200 150-200 0 0 100-150 150-200 77.35-82.65 1532-1969
Hannah of Sandelfon Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 21 150-200 0 300-350 0 300-350 300-350 77.35-82.65 2589-3054 neutral, Sandelfon
Harmony Stardancer Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 0 0 0 0 0 0 77.35-82.65 475-784
Harriett Palm Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 250-300 0 250-300 0 250-300 300-350 77.35-82.65 2589-3054
Harry Ankh-Morpork 19-20 15-16 15-16 19-20 23+ 300-350 0 350-400 0 200-250 300-350 95.9-98.55 2895-3305 good, Gapp
Hibiscus Dunelm Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 150-200 0 0 0 66-100 150-200 77.35-82.65 1532-1969 neutral
Hilta Goatfounder Ohulan-Cutash 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 100-150 0 0 200-250 150-200 200-250 77.35-82.65 1884-2331
Hin-lop-heds Djelibeybi 10-11 23+ 17-18 8-9 6-7 400+ 0 0 0 400+ 400+ 66.75-69.4 3018+
Hotan Hwoar Ni Bes Pelargic 15-16 23+ 19-20 23+ 17-18 400+ 0 0 0 400+ 400+ 101.2+ 3596+
Hrun Ankh-Morpork 15-16 15-16 8-9 17-18 8-9 200-250 0 0 0 100-150 250-300 87.95-90.6 2397-2808 neutral
Hsif K'nip Ankh-Morpork 12-14 23+ 12-14 12-14 23+ 150-200 0 0 0 100-150 150-200 77.35-82.65 1532-1969
Ilik Tanikalot Ankh-Morpork 8-9 22 23+ 19-20 10-11 350-400 350-400 0 0 400+ 300-350 87.95-90.6 2637-3050
Ilir Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 200-250 250-300 0 0 250-300 350-400 77.35-82.65 2941-3415
Iris Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 150-200 150-200 0 0 150-200 200-250 77.35-82.65 1884-2331
Jak Raplin Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 200-250 300-350 0 0 200-250 400+ 77.35-82.65 3293+
Khin-bin-lap Djelibeybi 10-11 17-18 23+ 12-14 10-11 250-300 0 0 400+ 250-300 300-350 74.7-80 2510-2964
Klepton the Fixer Ephebe 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 300-350 300-350 0 0 300-350 400+ 77.35-82.65 3293+
Kordane Ankh-Morpork 10-11 22 17-18 8-9 8-9 350-400 400+ 0 0 400+ 400+ 66.75-69.4 3018+
Leena Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 150-200 150-200 0 0 100-150 150-200 77.35-82.65 1532-1969
Linny Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 66-100 0 0 0 0 100-150 77.35-82.65 1180-1608 neutral
Lip-bibh-khin Djelibeybi 10-11 19-20 19-20 15-16 10-11 250-300 0 0 400+ 200-250 300-350 80-82.65 2589-2999
Louis Bingham Ankh-Morpork 17-18 6-7 12-14 17-18 12-14 150-200 0 0 0 100-150 200-250 90.6-93.25 2083-2490
Luc Genua 10-11 21 15-16 8-9 8-9 350-400 400+ 0 0 400+ 400+ 66.75-69.4 3018+
Lucy Tockley Lancre Town 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 150-200 0 0 200-250 150-200 200-250 77.35-82.65 1884-2331
Mad Gammer Nudity Razorback 12-14 12-14 23+ 8-9 8-9 150-200 0 0 350-400 200-250 250-300 69.4-72.05 2120-2535
Madam Yena Genua 10-11 12-14 23+ 8-9 8-9 66-100 0 0 150-200 66-100 100-150 66.75-69.4 1060-1436
Mama Diksha Bes Pelargic 10-11 23+ 22 10-11 23+ 200-250 400+ 0 350-400 250-300 250-300 72.05-74.7 2126-2527
Mamie Olivia Genua 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 150-200 0 0 250-300 200-250 250-300 77.35-82.65 2237-2692
Mamma Filomena Genua 12-14 12-14 19-20 19-20 19-20 200-250 0 0 350-400 400+ 300-350 90.6-93.25 2734-3165
Mariania Genua 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 200-250 300-350 0 0 200-250 400+ 77.35-82.65 3293+
Mihk-gran-bohp Djelibeybi 10-11 17-18 8-9 17-18 17-18 200-250 0 300-350 0 150-200 200-250 85.3-87.95 1921-2323
Millie Hopgood Slice 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 100-150 0 0 150-200 250-300 150-200 77.35-82.65 1532-1969
Min Bertram Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 0 0 100-150 0 66-100 100-150 77.35-82.65 1180-1608 neutral Not actually a Gappic. Reported.
Miss Pennie Laced Ohulan-Cutash 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 0 0 0 66-100 0 66-100 77.35-82.65 940-1246
Mort Death's domain 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 250-300 0 0 0 150-200 250-300 77.35-82.65 2237-2692 neutral
Mr Founder Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 250-300 0 0 0 200-250 350-400 77.35-82.65 2941-3415
Mr Werks Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 250-300 0 0 0 200-250 350-400 77.35-82.65 2941-3415
Mrs Gogol Genua 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 150-200 0 0 250-300 200-250 250-300 77.35-82.65 2237-2692
Mum Blithesome Sto Lat 12-14 12-14 15-16 12-14 15-16 200-250 0 0 300-350 200-250 250-300 77.35-82.65 2237-2692
Nadow Ankh-Morpork 12-14 15-16 23+ 15-16 23+ 200-250 0 0 250-300 200-250 200-250 82.65-85.3 1933-2360
Nanny Ogg Bad Ass 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 250-300 0 0 400+ 400+ 400+ 77.35-82.65 3293+
Nora Bodgett Lancre Town 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 150-200 0 0 200-250 150-200 200-250 77.35-82.65 1884-2331
nosy witch Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 17-18 12-14 12-14 150-200 0 0 150-200 100-150 150-200 77.35-82.65 1532-1969
Nertue Genua 12-14 23+ 15-16 8-9 6-7 350-400 400+ 0 0 400+ 400+ 69.4-72.05 3122+
Niknax Ephebe 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 250-300 0 250-300 0 250-300 300-350 77.35-82.65 2589-3054
Notorious Jones Bes Pelargic 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 200-250 300-350 0 0 200-250 400+ 77.35-82.65 3293+
Nyvven Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 23+ 12-14 23+ 150-200 0 0 0 200-250 200-250 77.35-82.65 1884-2331
Old Auntie Ogg-San Bes Pelargic 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 150-200 0 0 400+ 400+ 250-300 77.35-82.65 2237-2692
Old John Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 150-200 0 0 0 100-150 200-250 77.35-82.65 1884-2331 neutral
old lady Bes Pelargic 10-11 10-11 23+ 8-9 12-14 0 0 0 66-100 0 66-100 66.75-69.4 838-1102 Fruitbat Fabrics.
Oliver Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 150-200 150-200 0 0 100-150 150-200 77.35-82.65 1532-1969
Olivia Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 100-150 0 0 0 66-100 100-150 77.35-82.65 1180-1608 neutral:
One Tender Tulip Bes Pelargic 12-14 23+ 12-14 22 23+ 350-400 300-350 0 0 400+ 400+ 95.9-98.55 3515+
Pamela Blonde Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 150-200 150-200 0 0 100-150 200-250 77.35-82.65 1884-233
Phos-phor Djelibeybi 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 350-400 0 0 0 400+ 400+ 77.35-82.65 3293+
Prissy Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 150-200 150-200 0 0 100-150 150-200 77.35-82.65 1532-1969
Pthaliaa Djelibeybi 10-11 23+ 17-18 8-9 6-7 350-400 400+ 0 0 400+ 400+ 66.75-69.4 3018+
Ptricza Ptrete Djelibeybi
Ragman Sto Lat 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 200-250 300-350 0 0 200-250 400+ 77.35-82.65 3293+
Rixacardo Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 250-300 0 0 0 200-250 300-350 77.35-82.65 2589-3054
Ronel Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 150-200 150-200 0 0 100-150 150-200 77.35-82.65 1532-1969
Ronnie 'Cheese It' Boggis Bes Pelargic 12-14 22 15-16 8-9 6-7 350-400 400+ 0 0 400+ 400+ 69.4-72.05 3122+
Rudolpho of Sek Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 21 150-200 0 300-350 0 200-250 200-250 77.35-82.65 1884-2331 extremely evil, Sek
Saira Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 150-200 150-200 0 0 150-200 200-250 77.35-82.65 1884-2331
Salan Feiht Ankh-Morpork 19-20 23+ 10-11 15-16 12-14 250-300 250-300 0 0 150-200 300-350 87.95-90.6 2840-3255
Sam Slager Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 23+ 12-14 250-300 0 200-250 0 200-250 250-300 98.55+ 2398-2820
Scoone of Hat Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 21 200-250 0 400+ 0 350-400 300-350 77.35-82.65 2589-3054 evil, Hat
Scrakkik Djelibeybi 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 200-250 300-350 0 0 200-250 400+ 77.35-82.65 3293+
Septa DeBlano Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 300-350 0 0 0 200-250 400+ 77.35-82.65 3293+
Sergeant Bacchus Ankh-Morpork 17-18 17-18 15-16 17-18 15-16 400+ 0 0 0 400+ 400+ 90.6-93.25 3571+
Shifty Jim Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 200-250 300-350 0 0 200-250 400+ 77.35-82.65 3293+
Sir Reynold Stitched Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 100-150 0 0 0 66-100 100-150 77.35-82.65 1180-1608 neutral
Slim Stevie Mad Stoat 17-18 12-14 12-14 17-18 12-14 66-100 100-150 0 0 66-100 150-200 90.6-93.25 1711-2116
S.M.W.L. Dhibbjaramasphelopetalon Ankh-Morpork 8-9 8-9 15-16 8-9 22 0 0 66-100 0 0 0 66.75-69.4 375-641 neutral
Sol Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 200-250 300-350 0 0 200-250 400+ 77.35-82.65 3293+
Stephen Jobbes Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 150-200 0 0 0 100-150 200-250 77.35-82.65 1884-2331
Straker Ludd Sto Lat 12-14 21 15-16 8-9 8-9 350-400 400+ 0 0 400+ 400+ 69.4-72.05 3122+
Stren Withel Ankh-Morpork 12-14 19-20 12-14 12-14 6-7 150-200 200-250 0 0 100-150 200-250 77.35-82.65 1884-2331 neutral
the Weasel Ankh-Morpork 10-11 23+ 15-16 8-9 8-9 200-250 300-350 0 0 150-200 250-300 66.75-69.4 2039-2438 neutral
Tiffany Glitter Pekan Ford 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 200-250 300-350 0 0 200-250 400+ 77.35-82.65 3293+
Tneduts Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 0 0 0 66-100 0 66-100 77.35-82.65 940-1246
Tue Fluffy Panda Bes Pelargic 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 250-300 0 0 200-250 200-250 250-300 77.35-82.65 2237-2692
Tuffy the Vampire Slayer Escrow 23+ 23+ 15-16 23+ 15-16 400+ 0 0 0 350-400 400+ 106.5+ 3747+
Very Reverend Khepresh anywhere 12-14 12-14 12-14 15-16 21 200-250 0 400+ 0 200-250 400+ 82.65-85.3 3379+
Vy of Fish Ankh-Morpork 12-14 23+ 12-14 15-16 23+ 250-300 0 350-400 0 200-250 300-350 82.65-85.3 2656-3092
Vyrt Ephebe 10-11 23+ 23+ 23+ 10-11 400+ 400+ 0 0 400+ 400+ 95.9+ 3478+
Wee Flaudia Mad Wolf 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 66-100 0 0 200-250 66-100 100-150 77.35-82.65 1180-1608
Wreck-Me-Own-Boat Thursday Isle of Tonahamen 10-11 15-16 15-16 12-14 10-11 66-100 0 0 0 66-100 66-100 74.7-80 889-1178
Zilda Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 150-200 150-200 0 0 100-150 150-200 77.35-82.65 1532-1969

Generic humans

Short name Variant Area Con Dex Int Str Wis Fighting Covert Faith Magic Perception Health Weight Hit points Alignment Notes
beggar rich Ankh-Morpork 10-11 8-9 12-14 12-14 15-16 150-200 0 150-200 0 150-200 150-200 74.7-80 1471-1892
ceremonial guard none Djelibeybi 17-18 21 15-16 21 6-7 400+ 0 0 0 350-400 400+ 98.55-98.55 3626+
ceremonial guard none Djelibeybi 17-18 23+ 10-11 21 6-7 400+ 0 0 0 350-400 400+ 98.55-98.55 3626+
ceremonial sentry none Djelibeybi 19-20 23+ 15-16 19-20 0-5 400+ 0 0 250-300 400+ 95.9-98.55 3647+
citadel guard none Ephebe 12-14 22 12-14 23+ 12-14 400+ 0 0 0 400+ 400+ 98.55+ 3531+
guard thief none Ankh-Morpork 6-7 23+ 10-11 23+ 10-11 400+ 350-400 0 0 400+ 400+ 93.25+ 3389+
little old lady none Ankh-Morpork 10-11 15-16 15-16 12-14 10-11 150-200 0 0 0 66-100 150-200 74.7-80 1471-1892
man mean Ankh-Morpork 12-14 23+ 12-14 19-20 10-11 300-350 0 0 0 150-200 250-300 90.6-93.25 2362-2790 Delbert's group.
man strong Ankh-Morpork 12-14 17-18 12-14 23+ 12-14 400+ 0 0 0 200-250 350-400 98.55+ 3153-3577 Delbert's group.
palace guard none Djelibeybi 10-11 15-16 12-14 17-18 10-11 350-400 0 0 0 200-250 300-350 85.3-87.95 2653-3061
palace guard none Djelibeybi 10-11 23+ 12-14 12-14 10-11 350-400 0 0 0 200-250 300-350 74.7-80 2510-2964
palace guard none Djelibeybi 12-14 15-16 10-11 12-14 12-14 350-400 0 0 0 200-250 350-400 77.35-82.65 2941-3415
palace guard bitter Ankh-Morpork 19-20 22 17-18 19-20 12-14 400+ 0 0 0 250-300 400+ 95.9-98.55 3647+
palace guard edgy Ankh-Morpork 19-20 19-20 17-18 19-20 12-14 350-400 0 0 0 200-250 400+ 95.9-98.55 3647+
woman thuggish Ankh-Morpork 23+ 23+ 10-11 23+ 10-11 350-400 300-350 0 0 400+ 400+ 106.5+ 3747+ Thieves' Guild heavy.

Dwarfs

Unique dwarfs

Short name Area Con Dex Int Str Wis Fighting Covert Faith Magic Perception Health Weight Hit points Alignment Notes
Dogbottler Ankh-Morpork 15-16 17-18 12-14 19-20 15-16 200-250 0 0 0 150-200 200-250
Sergeant Littlebottom Ankh-Morpork 15-16 17-18 12-14 19-20 15-16 350-400 0 0 0 200-250 400+

Generic dwarfs

Short name Variant Area Con Dex Int Str Wis Fighting Covert Faith Magic Perception Health Weight Hit points Alignment Notes

Trolls

Unique trolls

Short name Area Con Dex Int Str Wis Fighting Covert Faith Magic Perception Health Weight Hit points Alignment Notes
Detritus Holy Wood 23+ 8-9 8-9 23+ 10-11 250-300 0 0 0 150-200 350-400
Ruby Holy Wood 21 6-7 8-9 23+ 10-11 150-200 0 150-200 0 100-150 200-250
the splatter Ankh-Morpork 23+ 8-9 0-5 23+ 6-7 250-300 0 0 0 100-150 350-400 neutral The tough bouncer of the Mended Drum.

Generic trolls

Short name Variant Area Con Dex Int Str Wis Fighting Covert Faith Magic Perception Health Weight Hit points Alignment Notes

Other species

Unique other species

Short name Area Con Dex Int Str Wis Fighting Covert Faith Magic Perception Health Weight Hit points Alignment Notes
Constable Swires Ankh-Morpork 10-11 21 12-14 19-20 12-14 200-250 0 0 0 150-200 400+ A gnome.
Death Death's domain 0-5 0-5 0-5 0-5 0-5 0 0 0 0 0 0 no alignment HE WHO TALKS LIKE THIS.
Retlobgod Ankh-Morpork 23+ 23+ 12-14 23+ 12-14 250-300 0 0 0 100-150 300-350 A golem.
Sebboh Ankh-Morpork 23+ 23+ 10-11 23+ 17-18 200-250 0 300-350 0 150-200 300-350 A seven-handed demon.

Generic other species

Short name Variant Area Con Dex Int Str Wis Fighting Covert Faith Magic Perception Health Weight Hit points Alignment Notes

Animals

Unique animals

Short name Area Con Dex Int Str Wis Fighting Covert Faith Magic Perception Health Weight Hit points Alignment Notes
blonde wolf Ankh-Morpork 23+ 17-18 12-14 17-18 12-14 400+ 0 0 0 400+ 400+ Captain Angua in her wolf form.
Florette the bunny rabbit Ankh-Morpork 10-11 21 8-9 8-9 6-7 66-100 0 0 100-150 66-100 100-150 neutral Temple of Small Gods bunny.
Gaspode Holy Wood 15-16 23+ 10-11 19-20 8-9 100-150 0 0 0 0 100-150 The wonder dog.
Idiot the bright red swamp dragon SS Unsinkable 10-11 15-16 8-9 12-14 10-11 150-200 0 0 0 66-100 150-200 One of the dragons powering the ship.
Mr Muggins Ankh-Morpork 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 150-200 150-200 0 0 350-400 300-350 Thieves' Guild raccoon.
Mr Tiddles Ankh-Morpork 12-14 23+ 15-16 10-11 15-16 100-150 0 0 0 66-100 150-200 Post Office cat.

Generic animals

Short name Variant Area Con Dex Int Str Wis Fighting Covert Faith Magic Perception Health Weight Hit points Alignment Notes
rat none Ankh-Morpork 8-9 21 10-11 8-9 8-9 0 0 0 0 0 0.55 3-6

Summons and pets

NPC summons and pets

This section covers arcane and divine companions, minions and other summons, as well as pets. Notably:

Player summons should include the summoner's skills in the notes.

Short name Type & variant Area Con Dex Int Str Wis Fighting Covert Faith Magic Perception Health Weight Hit points Alignment Notes
Ahtued the giant fruitbat MHFF Ankh-Morpork 23+ 23+ 12-14 23+ 12-14 250-300 0 0 0 150-200 400+ Nadow's fruitbat.

Player summons and pets

Short name Type & variant Con Dex Int Str Wis Fighting Covert Faith Magic Perception Health Weight Hit points Alignment Notes
cloud FNP
small
23+ 12 12 23+ 13 66-100 0 0 0 400+ 66-100 neutral Mauve's cloud.
Summoned with a scroll.
ma.sp.mi 316
ma.sp.sp 322
ma.me.el.ai 307
ma.me.el.fi 187
ma.me.el.wa 186
ma.me.sp.su 318
ma.me.sp.ab 251
ma.me.me.chan 236
ma.it.sc 194
cloud FNP
medium
23+ 12-14 12-14 23+ 12-14 66-100 0 0 0 400+ 100-150 neutral Quow's cloud
Skills unknown.
giant fruitbat MHFF 23+ 23+ 12-14 23+ 12-14 250-300 0 0 66-100 400+ 400+ Ablyss, Frazyl's fruitbat
Skills unknown.
giant fruitbat MHFF 23+ 23+ 12-14 23+ 12-14 250-300 0 0 66-100 400+ 400+ Billiwig, Circe's fruitbat
Skills unknown.
giant fruitbat MHFF 23+ 23+ 12-14 23+ 12-14 250-300 0 0 66-100 400+ 400+ Frances, cheeky's fruitbat
Skills unknown.
large vulture Totem 12-14 23+ 8-9 15-16 6-7 150-200 0 0 0 66-100 150-200 Mauve's Totem, Hattian.
Summoned with no modifiers.
fa.ri.de.ar 439
fa.ri.de.ta 439
fa.ri.mi.ar 654
fa.ri.sp 546
moon dragon pet 10-11 15-16 8-9 12-14 10-11 150-200 0 0 0 66-100 150-200 QiYing's cornflower blue moon dragon.
mynah bird pet 17-18 23+ 8-9 8-9 6-7 0 0 0 0 0 300-350 0.95 41-46 Murmur, Mauve's mynah bird.
spectre Unquiet Spirit
wretched
10-11 15-16 12-14 19-20 6-7 350-400 0 0 0 200-250 400+ 87.95-90.6 3411+ Mauve's spectre.
Summoned with no modifiers.
Originally a quiet man from Bes Pelargic.
fa.ri.de.ar 439
fa.ri.mi.ar 654
fa.ri.sp 546
whirlwind Dust Devil
unbelievably large
pure faith
12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 12-14 300-350 0 0 0 150-200 200-250 Mauve's Dust Devil.
Summoned with no modifiers.
fa.ri.of.ar 439
fa.ri.mi.ar 654
fa.ri.sp 546