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The following types of stationary are available:
The following materials are available:
- rice paper
Mr Vitiolo says: What colour for the material? You may want to see a list. You ask: May I have a list please? Mr Vitiolo shows a list to you. Written in beautiful handwriting in Morporkian: Speedwell Street blue dark blue silver Hogswatch tree green baby blue brown autumn leaf orange navy blue black champagne white sea green green rose blush pink burgundy azure midnight black lavender mauve Klatchian blue hot pink khaki tombstone grey magnolia ivory Djelian yellow rose red white forest green sungold grey military red purple blue bridal white yellow gold royal blue orange pink cherry red violet red
Mr Vitiolo says: Every proper piece of stationery has its owner's initials. What ink should I use to write yours? There are too many to say in one breath, but I can show you a list. You ask: May I have a list please? Mr Vitiolo shows a list to you. Written in beautiful handwriting in Morporkian: milk and honey-scented gold flecked red Ramtop grey dragon's blood-scented desert sand red pearl white Sto Plains silt brown vanilla-scented eerie black silver flecked black Pseudopolis red sage green silver flecked brown Brindisi orange steel grey blood-of-infidel red pumpkin-scented blood red gold flecked crimson scumble-scented Bois pink wintergreen-scented Tsortean purple platinum silver flecked pink eggnog-scented scarlet forest rain-scented yarrow-scented magenta spring rain-scented Klatchian blue oxblood battlefield crimson orange-scented silver Gloomy Forest green Djelian yellow white Bay of Ephebe blue peach-scented green gold flecked black clove-scented ivory sandalwood-scented grass-scented brown fir needle-scented Auriental red black gold flecked blue grflx-scented blue pineapple-scented Lancre green gold chocolate-scented subtle black red Quirmian lavender Morpork rose storm-cloud grey tea-scented
Mr Vitiolo says: Should I draw some decorations in the margins? I can show you a list if you are undecided. You ask: May I have a list please? Mr Vitiolo shows a list to you. Written in beautiful handwriting in Morporkian: Hogswatch decorations fish flourishes swirls an array of weapons bird flourishes none floral flourishes cat flourishes snake flourishes hearts
Mr Vitiolo says: How many copies would you like? Anything more than one is a bit cheaper per piece. Mr Vitiolo says: I can offer you these choices: fifteen, twenty, thirty, three, five, ten and one.