Mr Vitiolo

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Mr Vitiolo is the shopkeeper of the calligraphy shop on Brookless Lane. In addition to selling books, pens, inks, ink racks, and envelopes, he also offers custom stationary.

Stationary

The following types of stationary are available:

  • certificate
  • invitation
  • voucher
  • diploma
  • letter
  • card.

Materials

The following materials are available:

  • rice paper
  • parchment
  • cardstock
  • papyrus
  • vellum
  • paper

Material Colours

Mr Vitiolo says: What colour for the material?  You may want to see a list.
You ask: May I have a list please?
Mr Vitiolo shows a list to you.
Written in beautiful handwriting in Morporkian:
Speedwell Street blue     dark blue                 silver
Hogswatch tree green      baby blue                 brown
autumn leaf orange        navy blue                 black
champagne white           sea green                 green
rose blush pink           burgundy                  azure
midnight black            lavender                  mauve
Klatchian blue            hot pink                  khaki
tombstone grey            magnolia                  ivory
Djelian yellow            rose red                  white
forest green              sungold                   grey
military red              purple                    blue
bridal white              yellow                    gold
royal blue                orange                    pink
cherry red                violet                    red

Ink Colours

Mr Vitiolo says: Every proper piece of stationery has its owner's initials.  What ink should I use to write yours?  There are too many to say in one breath, but I can show you a list.
You ask: May I have a list please?
Mr Vitiolo shows a list to you.
Written in beautiful handwriting in Morporkian:
milk and honey-scented    gold flecked red          Ramtop grey
dragon's blood-scented    desert sand red           pearl white
Sto Plains silt brown     vanilla-scented           eerie black
silver flecked black      Pseudopolis red           sage green
silver flecked brown      Brindisi orange           steel grey
blood-of-infidel red      pumpkin-scented           blood red
gold flecked crimson      scumble-scented           Bois pink
wintergreen-scented       Tsortean purple           platinum
silver flecked pink       eggnog-scented            scarlet
forest rain-scented       yarrow-scented            magenta
spring rain-scented       Klatchian blue            oxblood
battlefield crimson       orange-scented            silver
Gloomy Forest green       Djelian yellow            white
Bay of Ephebe blue        peach-scented             green
gold flecked black        clove-scented             ivory
sandalwood-scented        grass-scented             brown
fir needle-scented        Auriental red             black
gold flecked blue         grflx-scented             blue
pineapple-scented         Lancre green              gold
chocolate-scented         subtle black              red
Quirmian lavender         Morpork rose              
storm-cloud grey          tea-scented               

Decorations

Mr Vitiolo says: Should I draw some decorations in the margins?  I can show you a list if you are undecided.
You ask: May I have a list please?
Mr Vitiolo shows a list to you.
Written in beautiful handwriting in Morporkian:
Hogswatch decorations     fish flourishes           swirls
an array of weapons       bird flourishes           none
floral flourishes         cat flourishes            
snake flourishes          hearts                    

Quantity

Mr Vitiolo says: How many copies would you like?  Anything more than one is a bit cheaper per piece.
Mr Vitiolo says: I can offer you these choices: fifteen, twenty, thirty, three, five, ten and one.