Lancre mint cake

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Lancre mint cake
Weapon information
Precise dimensions 5/12 x 5/12
Material stone
Weight 2 2/9
Thaums/sec 5 stable / 6 talisman / 10 max
Hands 1
Commands Bash
Melee type Misc weapon
Judge data
Speed 10 Extremely fast 10
Maximum damage 7 Reasonable 7
Average damage 3 Rather low 3
Str Overall Attack ease Parry ease
16 12 very good
12
11 rather easy
11
14 incredibly easy
14
17 12 very good
12
11 rather easy
11
14 incredibly easy
14
18 12 very good
12
11 rather easy
11
14 incredibly easy
14
20 12 very good
12
12 very easy
12
14 incredibly easy
14
21 12 very good
12
12 very easy
12
14 incredibly easy
14

Long Description

The Lancre mint cake is designed to be useful for mountain travellers who may need to occasionally beat trolls to death. It also can be swung around the head on the end of the piece of string to either produce a strange droning noise, which will either attract rescuers or more trolls, or mild concussion [and more trolls]. Of course, if you ever tried to eat it a good dentist would be a necessity. It has had a hole drilled in it, through which a piece of string dangles.

Appraises As

The Lancre mint cake is about six inches long and about six inches wide. It is made of stone and could be used as a weapon of type misc.

Acquisition

Kefka's item database

Special use

The cake can be swung around the head. Doing so can cause at least the following to happen:

You swing your Lancre mint cake around your head causing a strange droning noise. A person dressed in full mountain climbing gear runs up to you. The man says: What!? You don't need rescuing! Five hundred bloody miles and you don't need rescuing! The man storms off.