Lancre bagpipe

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Lancre bagpipe
Musical instruments Information
Type Wind
Tuneable No
Mallet No
To play, must be... Held
Size 2 x 1 2/12
Weight 5 lb
Material Leather
Other None


The bagpipe is a wind instrument and consisting of a chequered leather bag, a mouthpiece, and four wooden pipes. One of the longer pipes has eight toneholes.

Where Found

Public area

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Bonus Range Message
276 You blow into your Lancre bagpipe but only manage to produce a sad little whine.
276 Taking a deep breath you blow into your Lancre bagpipe. For a second nothing happens but then a huge sound like a swarm of angry bees in a storm fills the air.
340 You play a noisy yet uplifting melody on your Lancre bagpipe.
340 Steadily blowing into your Lancre bagpipe, you play a patriotic song about Lancre.


Bonus Range Message
276 You serenade <target> with an awful tune of clashing notes on your Lancre bagpipe, showing no consideration to anyone's eardrums.
276 You serenade <target> with your Lancre bagpipe, playing something that sounds like two tom cats fighting.
340 You serenade the <target> with a rather monotonous tune on your Lancre bagpipe.


Bonus Range Message
276 You perform a solo lacking in creativity and, indeed, melody on your Lancre bagpipe.
276 You play something that sounds like ducks fighting on your Lancre bagpipe.
340 You perform a monotonous solo on your Lancre bagpipe.

Other Information

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