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|Precise dimensions||No information|
|Thaums/sec||5 stable / 6 talisman / 10 max|
|Speed||10 extremely fast|
|Maximum damage||5 pretty low|
|Average damage||2 very low|
This is an improbably large sausage, shiny with grease. It looks big enough to wield as a rather squishy weapon, in fact.
Don't play with your food!
From completing Sam Slager sausage missions.