Hatty Lillington owns a shop at the junction of Spa Lane and Pallant Street in Ankh. She makes a variety of hats with pre-written descriptions tailored to the customer's specifications.
To order a custom hat here, say "I want to buy something" in Morporkian.
In order to see what types of hats, materials, etc. you can order, you must request a list by saying "May I have a list, please?"
Each time you choose an option you must say that option out loud in Morporkian.
The following types of hats can be ordered here:
ten-gallon hat bowler hat top hat beanie captain's hat bobble hat stetson wimple wizard's hat headscarf bicorn cloche swimming cap flat cap trilby fedora pillbox hat nightcap boater bonnet smoking cap mop cap panama beret deerstalker tricorn gatsby hood
These are the materials you can choose:
patent leather snakeskin cotton silk cotton twill bearskin rubber lace damask silk leather suede felt beaver pelt taffeta straw wool rabbit fur velvet tweed dragonhide canvas satin
You must choose one of these colours:
pale primrose yellow chartreuse scarlet blushed lavender pale green fuchsia soft Genuan blue slate grey peridot cornflower blue bright red sienna seamstress pink pearl grey purple Brindisi orange dusty rose garnet luxurious black aquamarine tartan chestnut brown pale brown bronze speedwell blue light pink indigo dark turquoise blackberry copper midnight black true white silver moonlight grey dark green violet dark lavender dark brown yellow raindrop grey ivy green cream eggshell blue dark blue azure marbled white sea green ivory flamingo pink dark grey sepia clouded grey baby pink black silvery blue pale rose white lemon yellow blood red lilac bright green chocolate brown forest green pale blue peach golden brown sin black ebony supple black cerulean gold pewter grey dark red jade Genuan blue ruby red plum cobalt blue lavender grey dark silver wine red pink deep purple sky-blue tan apple white rose red olive green burgundy
These are the style options:
neatly tailored sensible stylish sleek loose-fitting starched medium saucy medium sized innocent classy sheer overpowering military grubby short understated majestic formal soft comfortable shimmery simple deep shimmering battered demure pale impressive priestly bright lacy colourful ruffled sporty sexy skintight elegant fluffy thin oversized flowing small long revealing magical thick none crinkled scruffy tight cute feathery shadowy large dark war-like strappy shiny fine feminine thiefly stiff big wizardly low-cut suave
The finished product will look something like this:
Hatty Lillington whispers to you: Your clouded grey top hat will look like this: A stylish, clouded grey top hat, with a brim that tilts slightly at the edge, to allow the gentleman to more easily lift it to passing ladies. Designed to be suitibly stylish, whilst wearing this wool hat you'd be sure to stand above any crowd.
Hatty will then ask if this meets your specifications. At this point you can respond by saying either "yes" or "no" in Morporkian. "Yes" will confirm the order and "no" will cancel it.