Giant spatula

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Giant spatula
Weapon information
Precise dimensions 5 5/12 x 1
Material steel
Weight 8
Thaums/sec 11 stable / 14 talisman / 23 max
Hands 2
Commands Slice, Behead, Wildswing
Melee type Polearm
Judge data
Speed 3 Slow 3
Maximum damage 10 High 10
Average damage 4 Low 4
Str Overall Attack ease Parry ease
9 10 good
10
7 reasonably difficult
7
2 very hard
2
10 10 good
10
7 reasonably difficult
7
3 rather difficult
3
11 10 good
10
7 reasonably difficult
7
3 rather difficult
3
12 10 good
10
7 reasonably difficult
7
4 difficult
4
13 10 good
10
7 reasonably difficult
7
4 difficult
4
14 10 good
10
7 reasonably difficult
7
5 pretty difficult
5
15 11 rather good
11
8 quite easy
8
5 pretty difficult
5
16 11 rather good
11
8 quite easy
8
6 quite difficult
6
17 11 rather good
11
8 quite easy
8
6 quite difficult
6
18 11 rather good
11
8 quite easy
8
7 reasonably hard
7
20 11 rather good
11
8 quite easy
8
8 quite easy
8

Long Description

This oversized spatula is over five feet long, with a blade wide enough to serve as a strangely domestic polearm. Its steel handle is cross-hatched with shallow grooves for a better grip, while its broad steel blade is both heavy and sharpened to a knife's edge. What cooking could possibly require a spatula this large?

Appraises As

The giant spatula is about five and a half feet long and about a foot wide. It is made of steel and could be used as a weapon of type polearm. It is in excellent condition.

Acquisition

  • A well-stocked cutlery shop on Imperial Avenue in BP for &&&&&&&&&&+10000 20Rh 100s (15Rh 75s with McSweeney family friend discount)
  • A musty stall in the triangular marketplace near the Vieux river in Genua for &&&&&&&&&&&+9999 3,3,33Gf
  • Olson's Iron Shop on Water Street in AM for &&&&&&&&&&+10000 A$25

Notes

The giant spatula is not considered a weapon in the Agatean Empire or its cities (Bes Pelargic) on the Counterweight Continent.