Geta the Hutt

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Geta the Hutt makes custom pairs of geta in his warehouse that is located on the west side of the street leading deeper into the Snail in Bes Pelargic.

Ordering a pair of geta

To design a custom pair of geta, you must first "order geta" and then "list" options. You can "quit" or "cancel" at any time. Note that you do not need to speak Agatean to order a pair of geta, as long as you know what options you want as you will not be able to understand Hutt.

Sole Type

The first choice is the type of sole.

Geta the Hutt exclaims to you in Agatean: Choose the sole you want on your geta and I will prepare it. List if you don't know what's available!
> list
You ask for a list of the available soles.
Geta the Hutt asks you in Agatean: You are my kind of scum. Fearless and inventive. Now choose! I can either paint the soles of your geta or you can leave them as natural wood. Which type of sole would you like on your geta?

Sole Colour

If painted soles have been selected the second choice is their colour.

Geta the Hutt says to you in Agatean: Badda badda, why don't you have a look through the list of paints I can supply and choose one now.
> list
You ask for a list of the available soles.
Geta the Hutt asks you in Agatean: I have purple, magenta, plum, indigo, lavender, violet, lilac, pink, pale pink, rose, lurid pink, fleshy pink, dusty rose, bright pink, navy, crimson, pink, tangerine, green, emerald green, bright green, sea green, leaf green, vermilion, forest green, jade, pale green, peridot, blue, azure, ice blue, pale blue, sapphire blue, navy blue, royal blue, turquoise, cyan, orange, sunset orange, burnt orange, golden orange, mandarin orange, creamy peach, red, maroon, ruby red, blood red, bright red, dark red, shiny yellow, yellow, bright yellow, sunny yellow, canary yellow, pale yellow, brown, dark brown, light brown, mud brown, russet, topaz, white, iridescent white, ivory, cream, black, jet black, midnight black, grey, beige, light tan, gold, silver and bronze in stock. Which colour would you like on your geta?

Natural wood soles

If natural wood soles have been selected the second choice is the type of wood used.

Geta the Hutt says to you in Agatean: Chu pi! Look through the list of woods I can supply and choose one now.
> list
You ask for a list of the available types of wood.
Geta the Hutt asks you in Agatean: Thieving scum, I have natural wood, cherry wood, mahogany, oak, pine and maple in stock. Which kind would you like me to put on your geta?

Number of blocks

The third choice is the number of blocks used for the soles.

Geta the Hutt says to you in Agatean: Alright bantha fodder, Now you can choose how many blocks you want your geta to sit on and how thick you want those blocks to be. You can list to see what I have available.
> list
You ask for a list of the available blocks.
Geta the Hutt asks you in Agatean: I have one narrow block, one chunky block, two narrow blocks, two chunky blocks and two slanted blocks in stock. Which type of block does the thieving scum want?

Height of blocks

The fourth choice is the height of the geta.

Geta the Hutt says to you in Agatean: Quickly, choose what height you want your geta to be before I summon my favourite bounty hunter, Boba Fettucine from the distant village of Pork Whisker to relieve me from this suffering you are putting me through.
> list
You ask how high he can make your geta.
Geta the Hutt exclaims to you in Agatean: Well, I can make your geta high, medium and low. Choose now before you waste any more of my time!

Thong colour

The fifth choice specifies the colour used for the thongs. The selection is identical to the available colours for painted soles.

Geta the Hutt says to you in Agatean: Now quickly, choose what colour your want the thongs on your geta to be.
> list
You ask for a list of the available colours.
Geta the Hutt asks you in Agatean: I have purple, magenta, plum, indigo, lavender, violet, lilac, pink, pale pink, rose, lurid pink, fleshy pink, dusty rose, bright pink, navy, crimson, pink, tangerine, green, emerald green, bright green, sea green, leaf green, vermilion, forest green, jade, pale green, peridot, blue, azure, ice blue, pale blue, sapphire blue, navy blue, royal blue, turquoise, cyan, orange, sunset orange, burnt orange, golden orange, mandarin orange, creamy peach, red, maroon, ruby red, blood red, bright red, dark red, shiny yellow, yellow, bright yellow, sunny yellow, canary yellow, pale yellow, brown, dark brown, light brown, mud brown, russet, topaz, white, iridescent white, ivory, cream, black, jet black, midnight black, grey, beige, light tan, gold, silver and bronze in stock. Which colour would you like the thong on your geta to be?

He will then show you the geta and tell you how much it costs, at which point you can decide to order it or not order it.

See also

Han Sew Low
Obi Wan Kimono
Qui-Got Zori