Fruitbat Fabrics old lady

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The Fruitbat Fabrics old lady is a witch in Bes Pelargic that sells in her shop fruitbat clothes made from fruitbat. It's the state of the art in fruitbat circular economy.

Appearance

This old lady appears to be the shopkeeper.  She has an unwholesomely evil glint in her eye, and smells strongly of naphthalene and vitamin B.
She is in good shape.
She is standing.
You can't help but notice two warts upon her face.
Holding : a small silver needle (left hand) and a knife (right hand).
Wearing : a blood red cloak and a witch's pointy hat.
The old lady exclaims in Agatean with a Bes Pelargic accent: My stock is the finest quality - For bats, From bats!  That's my slogan!
The old lady asks in Agatean with a Bes Pelargic accent: Are you buying or selling dearie?
The old lady stares at you anxiously.
The old lady exclaims in Agatean with a Bes Pelargic accent: There's nothing like the sewing life... sewing animals together with my sewing knife!
The old lady hums a merry little tune as she sews.
The old lady says in Agatean with a Bes Pelargic accent: The best leather comes from the wings you know, it's so fine and supple.  Of course for some things, you need the tougher hide.
The old lady says in Agatean with a Bes Pelargic accent: I had a bat once, it was a very fine bat...
I ate his liver with a nice chianti and some fava beans.
The old lady asks in Agatean with a Bes Pelargic accent: Did you know a bat's intestines stretch for 3 miles if you unravel them?

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