Fools Guild

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The Fools' Guild is a trading and training organisation for clowns, jesters and other practitioners of slapstick humour. It is located in Ankh-Morpork, next door to the Guild of Assassins, for which it is often mistaken. The Guild was founded in 1567 as the Guild of Fools, Joculators, Minstrels, Buffoons and Mime Artists, but due to the peculiar predilections of Lord Vetinari, who hangs mimes upside down in his dungeons in full sight of a placard reading "LEARN THE WORDS", the mime element has been dropped.

Commands

Fools Specific

Shared

Primaries

The following are the primary skills for this guild:


Specialisations

You can choose to study two of the following skills as part of your primaries:

Use the "specialisation" command to select a skill.

Titles

Guild Level Title
0 - 19 Village Idiot
20 - 39 Halfwit
40 - 49 Muggins
50 - 59 Dribbling Buffoon
60 - 74 Gull
75 - 89 Boorish Wag
90 - 104 Dupe
105 - 119 Flower Squirter
120 - 134 Butt
135 - 150 Droll Wag
151 - 164 Fool
165 - 179 Pie Thrower
180 - 194 Tomfool
195 - 209 Gagman
210 - 224 Stupid Fool
225 - 239 Prankster
240 - 254 Madcap Fool
255 - 269 Erratic Decorator
270 - 284 Arch Fool
285 - 299 Circus Clown
300 - 314 Complete Fool
315 - 329 Balloon Artist
330 - 344 Utter Fool

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