Fools Guild
The Fools' Guild is a trading and training organisation for clowns, jesters and other practitioners of slapstick humour. It is located in Ankh-Morpork, next door to the Guild of Assassins, for which it is often mistaken. The Guild was founded in 1567 as the Guild of Fools, Joculators, Minstrels, Buffoons and Mime Artists, but due to the peculiar predilections of Lord Vetinari, who hangs mimes upside down in his dungeons in full sight of a placard reading "LEARN THE WORDS", the mime element has been dropped.
Contents
Advancement & Commands
The advancement area is used to advance skills and you can type help here to learn more
You can say teach me please in the Advancement area and Brother Auguste will teach you commands
Fools Specific
Shared
There is also a newbie chest located in this room
Primaries
The following are the primary skills for this guild:
- adventuring.movement.riding.horse
- adventuring.movement.riding.camel
- adventuring.movement.climbing.rope
- adventuring.acrobatics.tumbling
- adventuring.acrobatics.vaulting
- adventuring.acrobatics.balancing
- covert.hiding.object
- covert.manipulation.sleight-of-hand
- crafts.music.performance
- crafts.points
- fighting.range.thrown
- fighting.defence.dodging
- people.culture.ankh-morporkian
Specialisations
You can choose to study two of the following skills as part of your primaries:
- crafts.arts.drawing
- crafts.arts.painting
- crafts.arts.sculpture
- crafts.music.instruments.keyboard
- crafts.music.instruments.percussion
- crafts.music.instruments.stringed
- crafts.music.instruments.vocal
- crafts.music.instruments.wind
- people.culture.agatean
- people.culture.djelian
- people.culture.ephebian
- people.culture.lancrastian
Use the "specialisation" command to select a skill.
Pie Range
A game where you can throw pies at each other or practice on your own to TM fighting.range.thrown skills
Type help here to learn more
Titles
| Guild Level | Title |
|---|---|
| 0 - 14 | Village Idiot |
| 15 - 29 | Halfwit |
| 30 - 49 | Muggins |
| 50 - 59 | Dribbling Buffoon |
| 60 - 74 | Gull |
| 75 - 89 | Boorish Wag |
| 90 - 104 | Dupe |
| 105 - 119 | Flower Squirter |
| 120 - 134 | Butt |
| 135 - 150 | Droll Wag |
| 151 - 164 | Fool |
| 165 - 179 | Pie Thrower |
| 180 - 194 | Tomfool |
| 195 - 209 | Gagman |
| 210 - 224 | Stupid Fool |
| 225 - 239 | Prankster |
| 240 - 254 | Madcap Fool |
| 255 - 269 | Erratic Decorator |
| 270 - 284 | Arch Fool |
| 285 - 299 | Circus Clown |
| 300 - 314 | Complete Fool |
| 315 - 329 | Balloon Artist |
| 330 - 344 | Utter Fool |
| 345 - 359 | Proficient Punner |
