# Doctor Worblehat's Flaming Primate Premonition

Doctor Worblehat's Flaming Primate Premonition
Spell information
Nickname dwfpp
Guild Wizards
Type Miscellaneous
Description Create a wearable lightable wooden monkey.
GP cost 100
Mind space 25
Thaums 5
Components small rowan orb (consumed), red crystal (consumed), gold ring (consumed), knife
It requires the focus of an octogram.
Tome Thee Secrets of Artifyce and Crafte

Doctor Worblehat's Flaming Primate Premonition (abbreviated as DWFPP) is an miscellaneous wizard spell.

## Casting

This spell costs 100 GP to cast, and takes up 25 units of mind space.

### Skills

Spellcheck results
 Scale 170 190 210 230 250 270 290 310 330 350 370

The following skills are used in the stages of this spell:

## Spell Messages

Caster's view:

You prepare to cast Doctor Worblehat's Flaming Primate Premonition.
Covering your mouth with one hand,  you step into the middle of the octogram and ask the rowan orb to sit in mid air while you work it with your knife.
You put the knife down and place the gold ring inside the developing statue.
Placing your hands over your ears, you focus on the ring within and cause it to melt enough to mold it into a tiny dais.
You lift the crystal and place it on the newly crafted dais, then putting your hands over your eyes, you concentrate all your energy into the red crystal and make it glow brilliantly.
Finally, using all your senses, you bind all the magical properies together into one grand artifact.


Note: spelling errors are as they exist in game

Others see:

Dark Claudio Womblesworth steps into the middle of the octogram.
With one hand over his mouth, Dark Claudio Womblesworth moves aggressively toward the wooden orb and begins whittling away at it with a knife.
Dark Claudio Womblesworth places a gold ring into the forming statue and then curiously places his hands over his ears and starts to hum.
After examining the newly crafted idol, Dark Claudio Womblesworth puts a strange, red crystal inside it and then places his hands over Dark Claudio Womblesworth eyes.
Dark Claudio Womblesworth uncovers his eyes and gazes into the new artifacts very soul.
The monkey smiles.
Dark Claudio Womblesworth gasps suddenly as though suprised.


Failure

Skillcheck failure results in hallucinations, orb, crystal and ring are all consumed.

If Wizard wears the gold ring cast also fails (only orb is consumed):

Covering your mouth with one hand,  you step into the middle of the octogram and ask the rowan orb to sit in mid air while you work it with your knife.
The gold ring resists being discarded so casually.
You hastily release the spell.


## Artifact Produced

This spell produces a rather ornate Wooden monkey which may be used as a magical source of light. The monkey must be fed about once a discworld day with Rubayak's Power Dispenser. On September 30, 2012, the monkey was changed to be wearable. It's a piece of clothing with zero coverage rather than a piece of jewellery, so it can't be blorped.