Decate the Dreadful
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Decate looks like an archetypal wicked witch, but damper. Her long hair is grey-black and matted together with mud and vegetation and her nose is as twisted as a corkscrew. She looks less like she's been dragged through a haystack after a gale and more like she's dragged a haystack through a maelstrom and decided that this season's "Must Have Look" is a seaweed and algae hairpiece with stylish dead starfish accessories. She is in good shape. She is standing. You can't help but notice sixty-two warts upon her face. She looks wet and bedraggled. Holding : a bundle of birch twigs (left hand). Wearing : a green seaweed-frond dress and a conch-shell necklace.
Decate the Dreadful says in Ephebian with a nautical Ephebian accent: I used to have a big problem with trolls. Decate the Dreadful says in Ephebian with a nautical Ephebian accent: Luckily, I developed a little trick to deal with them. Decate the Dreadful says in Ephebian with a nautical Ephebian accent: It solved the furniture problem, too.
She teaches the glaring squint method.