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Cut-Me-Own-Throat Dibbler aka CMOT Dibbler wanders Ankh-Morpork selling hot sausage-inna-bun or a hot Karek-onna-sticks for &&&&&&&&&&&&+100 .
CMOT Dibbler, as he prefers to be known, is a purveyor of anything that can be sold from an open suitcase in the street. Maybe you could buy something from him. He is in good shape. He is standing. Wearing : a pair of blue suede shoes, a pair of patched tweed trousers and a grubby checked suit jacket. Carrying: seven sausages-in-buns. His purse is home to only moths! This is one of CMOT Dibbler's famous sausage-inna-buns. It smells incredibly appetising, and is covered in fried onions and mustard. This is one of CMOT Dibblers famous Karek-onna-sticks. It smells incredibly appetizing, and is not covered in ketchup.