Cosmetics

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Cosmetics on the Disc include makeup, various hair styles, nail polish, and perfume. Aside from perfume, they all add description lines that show up when people look at you (as long as the relevant body part is uncovered).

Makeup stall

The cheapest and most varied option, the makeup stall near Phoenix Park in Bes Pelargic offers blush, eyeliner, hair dye, lipstick, and nail polish, for &&&&&&&&&&&+1000 2Rh 10s each. It also sells makeup cleaning tissues which work on makeup sold here (however, all makeup sold here will wash off if you get wet and when you log in or su).

You can apply this kind of makeup to yourself or others.

All except the blush are sold in a wide variety of colours--exactly which ones are available for sale directly are random, but you can order specific colours for &&&&&&&&&&&+1748 3Rh 77s. Specifically ordered makeup is available instantly.

The available colours are:

amber               dark grey           lemon yellow        plum
apple green         dark orange         light blue          prison grey
apple white         dark purple         light brown         purple
aquamarine          dark red            light green         red
auspicious red      dark tan            light grey          rose
azure               deep blue           light orange        royal blue
beige               deep green          light tan           ruby red
black               deep orange         lilac               russet
blood red           deep purple         lime green          salmon pink
blue                dull grey           lurid pink          sapphire blue
bottle green        dusty rose          magenta             scarlet
bright blue         ebony               mandarin orange     sea green
bright green        eggshell blue       marbled white       shiny yellow
bright pink         emerald green       maroon              sienna
bright purple       fiery orange        mauve               silver
bright red          firebrick red       midnight black      sky blue
bright yellow       fleshy pink         midnight blue       slate grey
bronze              forest green        mint green          snow white
brown               frog green          misty rose          spring green
burnt orange        fuchsia             mud brown           steel blue
butterscotch        gold                navy blue           sunny yellow
cabbage green       golden orange       ochre               sunset orange
canary yellow       golden yellow       off-white           tan
charcoal grey       green               olive green         tangerine
chartreuse          grey                orange              taupe
chestnut brown      honeycomb           orchid purple       teal
chocolate brown     hot pink            pale blue           terracotta
cobalt blue         ice blue            pale green          thistle purple
copper              incarnadine         pale grey           tomato red
cornflower blue     indigo              pale orange         topaz
cream               iridescent white    pale pink           turquoise
creamy peach        ivory               pale purple         vermilion
crimson             jade                pale yellow         violet
cyan                jet black           peach               white
dark blue           khaki               peridot             yellow
dark brown          lavender            pink                
dark green          leaf green          pitch black

Appearance

Blush creates the line, "Her cheeks are sporting a rosy pallor".

Lipstick creates the line, "Her lips are coated with a glistening <colour> shade of lipstick". Applying a different colour on top of it will make it "multicoloured" instead of the original colour.

Eyeliner creates the line, "Her eyes have been traced with a precise line of <colour> eyeliner". Applying a different colour on top of it will make it "multicoloured" instead of the original colour.

Nail polish creates the line, "Her fingernails feature <colour> nail polish". Applying a different colour on top of it will make it "multicoloured" instead of the original colour.

After one application, hair dye looks like:

Her hair has been coloured with streaks of <colour> hair dye.

After two or more applications of the same colour, it looks like:

Her hair has been coloured with <colour> hair dye.

You can apply up to two different colours, to look like this:

Her hair has been coloured with streaks of <colour> and <colour> hair dye.

However, if you add more of either colour it will eventually go back to only being coloured with that colour.

Applying more than two colours of hair dye will result in your hair being "coloured with multicoloured hair dye".

Monsieur Rosset's

In Number One, Pseudopolis Yard in Ankh-Morpork, Monsieur Rosset runs three shops.

Hairdressing Salon

Here, you can get your hair styled. You can "lookup" any style you're interested in (with or without decoration) to see what it will look like. This costs &&&&&&&&&&&+8000 $20 for just a hairstyle, and &&&&&&&&&&+10000 $25 if you want to add decoration to it.

Getting wet will (after a short delay) remove the hairstyle.

Manicure Studio

Here, you can get your nails filed, and then either buffed or painted with nail polish. This costs &&&&&&&&&&+12000 $30.

If you choose polish, it looks like this:

Her nails have been beautifully shaped and filed, and then varnished with a coating of <colour> nail colour.

If you choose buffing, it looks like this:

Her nails have been beautifully shaped and filed, and then buffed to a stunning satin finish.

Being in combat can chip your nails, removing the manicure.

Beauty Parlour

Here, you can request a makeover and choose various colours of blusher, lipstick, and eyeshadow. This is &&&&&&&&&&+12000 $30 regardless of the options you pick, and the result is only removeable with the special cleansing tissues sold here.

If you choose no blusher, no lipstick, and no eye-shadow, this is the result:

Her features have been artfully enhanced with a smooth base, a light dusting of powder, some dark mascara and eyeliner.

If you choose only one type of makeup, this is the result:

Her features have been artfully enhanced with a smooth base, <colour> <makeup type chosen>, some dark mascara and eyeliner.

If you choose two types of makeup, this is the result:

Her features have been artfully enhanced with <colour> <makeup type chosen>, <colour> <makeup type chosen>, some dark mascara and eyeliner.

If you choose a colour for all three types of makeup, this is the result:

Her features have been artfully enhanced with <colour> eyeshadow, a touch of <colour> blusher and a dash of <colour> lipstick.

Mrs Deacon's Ladies and Gents Hairdressing

Here, you can request a makeover, with the options of a hairstyle (&&&&&&&&&&&+2343 LC 1|4|3 1/4), having your nails painted (&&&&&&&&&&&+1026 Ls 7|1 1/2), lipstick (&&&&&&&&&&&+1023 Ls 7|1 1/4), having your legs waxed (&&&&&&&&&&&+1728 LC 1|0|0), and/or having some perfume applied (&&&&&&&&&&&+1728 LC 1|0|0).

Appearance

The things that show up in your description here appear not to be removeable, but rather degrade with time.

Getting your hair styled looks like this to start with:

Her hair has been cut in a very attractive <style> style.

...and eventually starts looking like this:

Her hair has been cut in a very disheveled <style> style.

Getting your nails painted looks like this to start with:

Her nails have been painted a vibrant <colour>.

...and eventually starts looking like this:

Her nails have been painted a faded <colour>.

Lipstick looks like this to start with:

Her lips have a particularly vibrant <colour> shade of lipstick.

...and eventually starts looking like this:

Her lips have a faded black shade of lipstick.

Having your legs waxed looks like this to start with:

Her legs are silky smooth.

...and eventually starts looking like this:

Her legs look as if they were waxed a while ago.

Having perfume applied will cause occasional chats about the scent. Unlike the perfume you can buy in bottles, it has a variety of chats, and lasts longer.

Perfume

Perfume is not visible when you look at someone, but instead causes occasional chats about the scent.

You can spray it on yourself or others, but it is pk-checked because the chats appear even when someone is hiding.

There are a few places you can buy bottles of perfume. The chats from these always look like, "The scent of <scent> pleasantly surrounds you."

Gertrude's Perfumery in the Flitwick Building in Ankh-Morpork sells lilac, hyacinth, apple, daffodil, and rose perfume.

A smelly perfume store on Market Street in Bes Pelargic sells perfumes smelling of lavender buds (in a translucent purple bottle), white plums (in a translucent white bottle), treacheries (in a black bottle), opium (in a transparent bottle), lotus (in a white bottle), peaches (in a peach bottle), rice (in a transparent white bottle), violets (in a violet bottle), strawberries (in a flaming pink bottle), dewberries (in a deep violet bottle), honeysuckles (in a yellow bottle), roses (in a red bottle), water-buffalo (in a brown bottle), fish (in a silver bottle), and pearwood (in a green bottle).

A perfume stall on Garden Walk in Bes Pelargic, by the Ninja Guild, sells perfumes smelling of oranges (in a transparent orange perfume bottle), cinnamon (in a cinnamon bottle), frankincense (in a red bottle), musk (in a green bottle), cloves (brown bottle), vanilla (in a transparent perfume bottle), patchouli (blue bottle), sandalwood (yellow bottle), lavender (lavender bottle).

A perfume stall that is sometimes in the Djelibeybi bazaar sells perfumes smelling of deadly nightshade, desert breezes, white lily, vanilla, cinnamon, red rose, exotic ylang ylang, sultry sandalwood, bergamot, and jasmine.

A perfume shop on Impartiality Avenue in Ephebe sells small amphorae of lemon balm, honey, wildflowers, strawberries, cinnamon, sandalwood, apples, mint, lavender, pine, and ocean breeze perfumes.