Cade l'Insignateur

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Cade l'Insignateur has a shop on Paradise Crescent in Genua, from which he makes custom message badges. (These are not the same as club badges.)

Shapes

There are several shapes available.

Cade l'Insignateur says with a Genuan accent: Now what shape would you like? It is important to get it just right.
Cade l'Insignateur says with a Genuan accent: You can choose from the following: rectangular, pointy hat, triangular, pentagonal, alligator, octagonal, loveheart, crescent, assassin, fruitbat, hedgehog, warrior, lozenge, womble, zombie, square, priest, wizard, sword, snake, broom, round, staff, thief, witch, star, moon, oval, disc, frog and sun.

Colours

You can choose from many different colours.

Cade l'Insignateur asks with a Genuan accent: Hmmm, now the colour. What colour should this little masterpiece be?
Cade l'Insignateur says with a Genuan accent: You can choose from the following: sunshine yellow, midnight black, bright purple, bright yellow, midnight blue, light purple, forest green, pearl white, bold orange, pale yellow, light green, linen white, pale orange, crimson red, light blue, dark green, bright red, light grey, aquamarine, dark grey, off white, sea green, blood red, dark blue, navy blue, dark red, lavender, octarine, scarlet, magenta, yellow, purple, indigo, silver, violet, orange, bronze, azure, cream, white, black, peach, ivory, lilac, brown, green, blue, pink, gold, cyan, teal, plum, jade, grey and red.

Finishes

There are several types of finish.

Cade l'Insignateur asks with a Genuan accent: Now what kind of finish would you like the badge to have?
Cade l'Insignateur says with a Genuan accent: You can choose from the following: gleaming, glittery, sparkly, smudged, glossy, dirty, plain, shiny and matte.

Size

There are a few different sizes.

Cade l'Insignateur asks with a Genuan accent: The girls tell me size is not important, but not in this case! What size should the badge be?
Cade l'Insignateur says with a Genuan accent: You can choose from the following: discreet, medium, small, large, tiny and huge.

Colour of message text

The choices here are slightly different from the choices for the colour of the badge itself.

Cade l'Insignateur asks with a Genuan accent: What colour should the message text be?
Cade l'Insignateur says with a Genuan accent: You can choose from the following: midnight blue, bright purple, light purple, forest green, light green, crimson red, light blue, dark green, aquamarine, bright red, dark blue, navy blue, sea green, blood red, dark red, lavender, octarine, magenta, scarlet, silver, indigo, yellow, orange, violet, bronze, purple, peach, ivory, white, black, azure, lilac, brown, green, jade, pink, plum, gold, grey, blue, teal, cyan and red.

Message

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Cade l'Insignateur asks with a Genuan accent: What message would you like written on it?
Cade l'Insignateur coughs.
Enter your text.  Use ** on a line by itself to exit.
1 ]

Appearance

An example:

Cade l'Insignateur whispers to you with a Genuan accent: Your ornate rectangular badge will look like this: This tiny ornate rectangular badge has been lovingly created by the hands of Cade le Insigne. The surface has been tenderly painted with gleaming dark grey enamel and decorated with tiny diamond stones. "
.-~*~-.
|_____|" is written across it in fancy silver lettering. 

(Note that there is only a line break before the message because a blank line was inserted at the beginning when ordering. You don't have to do this, but it may be desirable for ascii art or heavily formatted messages.)