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Agnetha Phedre wanted to be the Slippery Hollow witch, but the spirit of the village rejected her.
Mum Blithesome is a witch. She is a venerable woman who has seen enough of the world to be quite happy to limit any future experiences to the confines of her cottage. Nowadays she spends most of her time sitting on her front porch in her favourite rocking chair, knitting furiously to get next Hogswatchnight's presents ready in time for her famous (to her at least) grandchildren living in Ankh-Morpork. She is in good shape. She is standing. You can't help but notice thirty-five warts upon her face. Wearing : a pair of reading glasses, a pair of black wool socks, a pair of hobnailed boots, a plain black dress, a colourful lace shawl and a pointy black hat.
Agnetha Phedre says to you with a Lancrastian accent: I really did try to be this village's witch, you know. But the land simply wouldn't have me. Even Granny Weatherwax isn't sure why.
- She sells three books she wrote about the history of the Hollow, the Rider of the Hollow and a tourist guide.