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Musical instruments Information
Type Keyboard
Tuneable No
Mallet No
To play, must be... Held
Size 1.5' x 9"
Weight 15 lb
Material Leather
Other None


The accordion is a portable wind instrument with two keyboards which allows you to play harmonies easily. In between, there's a hand-operated bellow which seems to force the wind through the keyboards and make it sound.

Where Found

Public Area

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Bonus Range Message
198-224 You play a terrible racket of notes on your accordion.
194-255 You play an awful clash of notes on your accordion.
222 A terrible noise comes from your accordion as you play it.
224-255 You play a rather monotonous melody on your accordion.
223-255 You play a simple melody on your accordion.
224-255 Fingers moving quickly, you play an upbeat tune on your accordion.
251 You expertly play a dramatic melody on your accordion.


Bonus Range Message
198-255 You play a chaotic solo on your accordion.
194-241 You perform an annoyingly loud solo on your accordion.
251-255 You perform a rather uninspired solo on your accordion.
255 You play a simple solo on your accordion.


Bonus Range Message
194-210 You serenade <target> with a horrible clash of notes on your accordion, <pronoun> does not look impressed.
198-241 You serenade <target> with a few painful notes on your accordion, <pronoun> does not look impressed.
241-251 You serenade <target> with a flat and boring tune on your accordion.
251-253 You play an uninspired melody for <target> on your accordion.
251 You timidly play a simple yet pretty melody on your accordion for <target>.
251 You skilfully serenade <target> with a romantic tune on your accordion.