42 D-cup spiky iron breastplate

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42 D-cup spiky iron breastplate
Armour information
Precise dimensions 1 x 10/12
Material iron
Weight 11 1/9
Thaums/sec 15 stable / 19 talisman / 30 max
Covers abdomen chest
Layer(s) breastplate
To hit 30 %
Base AC
Vs sharp 31 - 33 extremely good
Vs pierce 19 - 22 average
Vs blunt 16 - 18 ok
AC enchanted up to 50% (15 thaums/sec)
Vs sharp 62 - 65 extremely good
Vs blunt 39 - 42 ok
Vs pierce 44 - 48 average
AC enchanted up to 65% (19 thaums/sec)
Vs sharp 70 - 73 extremely good
Vs blunt 45 - 48 ok
Vs pierce 50 - 55 average
AC enchanted to max (30 thaums/sec)
Vs sharp 92 - 96 extremely good
Vs blunt 62 - 66 ok
Vs pierce 68 - 74 average

Long Description

This is a truly massive spiky iron breastplate, ornately carved and festooned with runes and sigils. It has equally spiky shoulder pads attached to it with leather straps. Only the very well endowed people of the female persuasion will be able to wear this comfortably, or perhaps one of those hardcore beer drinkers so commonly seen in inns and taverns. The rest of us will have to stuff it with toilet paper or socks.

Appraises As

The 42 D-cup spiky iron breastplate is about a foot long and about nine inches wide. It is made of iron and could be worn as armour.

Acquisition

Kefka's item database