Wurphle's Midnight Snack

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Wurphle's Midnight Snack
Spell information
Nickname wms
Guild Wizards
Type Miscellaneous
Description Creates food or a liquid in a vessel.
GP cost 35
Mind space 25
Thaums 5
Components none
Tome The Olde Arte of Foode

Wurphle's Midnight Snack (abbreviated as WMS) is a miscellaneous spell which summons a snack for the caster.

Maurice Trimbleworthy at the Cutangle Inn will perform this spell upon request (if asked for pie)--but only to create a mixed meat pie.

Spell Details

The spell costs 35 gp to cast and takes up 25 units of mind space.


Spellcheck results
80 100 120 140 160 180 200 220 240 260 280



cast Wurphle's Midnight Snack with creating <food(s)>
cast Wurphle's Midnight Snack with creating <liquid> into <container>
Where food is one (or more) of: black forest cake, blackbird pie, butterscotch, candyfloss, cheese, chicken curry, chicken pie, chocolate cabbage, chocolate cake, chocolate cone, cow pie, cream pie, dumpling, fairy bread, fish 'n' chips, four strata pizza, garlic pizza, goat's cheese red onion tart, ham'n'cheese sandwich, hotdog, klatchian curry, lamb chop, lamb curry, mixed meat pie, mushroom pizza, peanut butter sandwich, peppermint, rat burger, roast pig, roast potato, roast sheep, steak pie, steak pudding, strawberry cake, strawberry cone, toffee apple, vanilla cone, veal pie and venison pie.
Liquid is one of ale, banana-cherry juice, beer, black coffee, cider, cream, dark chocolate liqueur, goat's milk, hot chocolate, mead, red wine, sweet tea, whiskey, white coffee and white wine.

You can create up to ten pieces of food at once. To create multiple things, put a comma between each item:

cast Wurphle's Midnight Snack with creating dumpling, dumpling, peppermint


You prepare to cast Wurphle's Midnight Snack.
You close your eyes and contemplate the idea of food.
You think about a nice big dinner; pigs with apples, cakes and desserts.
You open your eyes and spread your arms, welcoming the food with an inviting gaze.

Food success:

You end up with a roasted sheep in your arms.

Beverage success:

You stand back and point towards a large bucket.  A burst of beer shoots from your finger, filling up the container.  You feel quite drained afterwards.


Just as you are about to reach out to grab some food, the rift snaps shut!

To others:

Wizard closes her eyes and smiles dreamily.
Wizard rubs her large tummy and licks her lips.
Wizard opens her eyes and stares hungrily at the space between her arms.
Wizard quickly reaches out and pulls back two dumplings and a peppermint.


Food Weight (lb) Number of bites Effects
Black forest cake &&&&&+2000 2 2/9 20 Causes the eater to become Drunk.
Blackbird pie &&&&&+1000 1 1/9 1 Message indicates 24 live blackbirds escaping when you try to eat it.
Butterscotch &&&&&&+100 1/9 1
Candyfloss &&&&&&+100 1/9 5 Sugar high
Cheese &&&&&+1000 1 1/9 5
Chicken curry &&&&&+1000 1 1/9 5
Chicken pie &&&&&+1000 1 1/9 5
Chocolate cabbage &&&&&&+100 1/9 1
Chocolate cake &&&&&+2000 2 2/9 20
Chocolate cone &&&&&&+750 7/9 - 8/9 7
Cow pie &&&&&+1000 1 1/9 5
Cream pie &&&&&&+500 5/9 5 Can be used like a cream pie
Dumpling &&&&&&+200 2/9 2
Fairy bread &&&&&&+400 4/9 4 Sugar high
Fish 'n' chips &&&&&&+800 8/9 8
Four strata pizza &&&&&&+300 3/9 3
Garlic pizza &&&&&&+300 3/9 3 Garlic breath
Goat's cheese red onion tart &&&&&&+100 1/9 1
Ham'n'cheese sandwich &&&&&&+200 2/9 2
Hotdog &&&&&&+400 4/9 4
Klatchian curry &&&&&&+400 4/9 4 Deals damage over time
Lamb chop &&&&&&+400 4/9 4 Can be delivered for some Job Market missions.
Lamb curry &&&&&&+700 7/9 4 Deals damage over time
Mixed meat pie &&&&&&+300 3/9 3
Mushroom pizza &&&&&&+300 3/9 3 Causes the eater to hallucinate
Peanut butter sandwich &&&&&&+200 2/9 2
Peppermint &&&&&&+100 1/9 1 Cures garlic breath
Rat burger &&&&&&+100 1/9 1
Roast pig &&&&+22500 25 46
Roast potato &&&&&&+200 2/9 1 Does NOT work as a component for Boolywog's Forbidden Pleasures
Roast sheep &&&&+22500 25 46
Steak pie &&&&&+1000 1 1/9 5
Steak pudding &&&&&+1000 1 1/9 5
Strawberry cake &&&&&+2000 2 2/9 20
Strawberry cone &&&&&&+750 7/9 - 8/9 7 Can be delivered for some Job Market missions.
Toffee apple &&&&&&+300 3/9 3 Can be fed to fruitbats and horses. Works as a component for Sageroff's Sentry Summoning
Vanilla cone &&&&&&+750 7/9 - 8/9 7 Can be delivered for some Job Market missions.
Veal pie &&&&&+1000 1 1/9 5
Venison pie &&&&&+1000 1 1/9 5


Drink Drunk/Knurd strength[1] Effects
Ale 46 Drunk
Beer 46 Drunk
Cider 58 Drunk
Dark chocolate liqueur 348 Drunk
Mead 46 Drunk
Red wine 160 Drunk
Whiskey 354 Drunk
White wine 384 Drunk
Black coffee 68 Knurd
Banana-cherry juice Sugar high
Cream, goat's milk Gain the description line: <Pronoun> has got a wide milk moustache on <pronoun> upper lip.
Hot chocolate warm chocolatey feeling
Sweet tea None
White coffee  ? Knurd
  1. The number of seconds it takes to return to sobriety after drinking 1 cup (1200 drops).

You can wet a towel for Fyodor's Nimbus of Porterage by casting Wurphle's Midnight Snack to fill a liquid container with any beverage and then pouring the container onto the towel.


There is an achievement in the category spells for creating enough roasted sheep and beer:

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