Utensils
Utensils are items which can be used as a defensive flying shield with the spell Grammer Scorbic's Household Guard. Most, but not all, floatable utensils can be identified with the command 'locate utensils'. Furthermore, not all items that can be referred to as utensils can be used by the spell.
Floating utensils
The following table contains all utensils known to work with the spell. While it is unclear if length, width and material influence the performance of floating utensils, they are added for completeness.
Utensils cannot be floated while they contain anything. You have to empty them first.
Please add any missing item that can be used with Grammer Scorbic's Household Guard to float and block attacks.
- Defensive bonus information
The bonuses suggested are based on a formula derived from information inside QuowEFFStats.xml available from Quow's website. The minimum suggested bonus is the bonus recommended by Quow's plugin.
The resistance to knockdown column shows how much damage the utensil can resist before being knocked off, this is relative to a base item (carving knife). The formula used is the same as EFF: Knockdown resistance = (weight of current utensil/weight of baseline utensil)^(log2 10)
Item | Weight (lb) | 80% blockrate The value in the table is the ma.sp.def bonus needed to get this percentage of blockrate over a long time of use. |
90% blockrate The value in the table is the ma.sp.def bonus needed to get this percentage of blockrate over a long time of use. |
Minimum suggested |
98% blockrate The value in the table is the ma.sp.def bonus needed to get this percentage of blockrate over a long time of use. |
99.9% blockrate The value in the table is the ma.sp.def bonus needed to get this percentage of blockrate over a long time of use. |
Resistance to knockdown Knockdown resistance = (weight of current shield/weight of baseline shield)^(log2 10) |
Length | Width | Material | Weapon | How to get | Notes |
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colossal bucket | &&&+270000 300 | 15011 | 15662 | 16500 | 16841 | 17234 | 65130017 | &&&&&+4050 4.5 ' | &&&&&+4050 4.5 ' | wood & brass | no | [1] | |
washboard with wringer attachment | &&&&+40000 44 4/9 | 2224 | 2321 | 2445 | 2495 | 2554 | 114523.3 | &&&&&+2100 2 4/12 ' | &&&&&+1200 1 4/12 ' | wood & iron | no | Search the still at Granny's | |
enormous bucket | &&&&+25600 28 4/9 | 1424 | 1485 | 1565 | 1597 | 1635 | 26003.8 | &&&&&+2700 3 ' | &&&&&+1800 2 ' | wood | no | [2] | |
huge bucket | &&&&+13600 15 1/9 | 757 | 789 | 832 | 849 | 869 | 3180.5 | &&&&&+9900 11 ' | &&&&&+9900 11 ' | wood & brass | no | [3] | |
old rusty saucepan | &&&&&+9000 10 | 501 | 523 | 550 | 562 | 575 | 807 | &&&&&&+900 1 ' | &&&&&&+900 1 ' | iron | no | Bes Pelargic family mission to brew a potion | |
majmar | &&&&&+8500 9 4/9 | 473 | 494 | 520 | 531 | 543 | 667.5 | &&&&&&+675 9/12 ' | &&&&&&+675 9/12 ' | clay | no | Witch caravan | Furniture that can burn wood and be used to brew. Doesn't float with anything in it. |
plain washboard | &&&&&+8000 8 8/9 | 445 | 465 | 489 | 499 | 511 | 545.7 | &&&&&+1350 1 6/12 ' | &&&&&&+600 8/12 ' | wood & iron | no | Ephebe flea market southeast of Paradox Avenue | |
giant spatula | &&&&&+7200 8 | 401 | 418 | 440 | 450 | 460 | 384.6 | &&&&&+4875 5 5/12 ' | &&&&&&+900 1 ' | steel | polearm | *A well-stocked cutlery shop on Imperial Avenue in BP A musty stall in the triangular marketplace near the Vieux river in Genua Olson's Iron Shop on Water Street in AM |
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gumbo pot | &&&&&+5500 6 1/9 | 306 | 320 | 337 | 344 | 352 | 157.2 | &&&&&+1500 1 8/12 ' | &&&&&+1500 1 8/12 ' | steel | no | [4] | |
rice cooker | &&&&&+5500 6 1/9 | 306 | 320 | 337 | 344 | 352 | 157.2 | &&&&&+1050 1 2/12 ' | &&&&&+1050 1 2/12 ' | copper | no | [5] | |
flatiron | &&&&&+5500 6 1/9 | 306 | 320 | 337 | 344 | 352 | 157.2 | &&&&&&+825 11/12 ' | &&&&&&+375 5/12 ' | metal | misc | [6] | |
set of fire tongs | &&&&&+5000 5 5/9 | 278 | 291 | 306 | 312 | 320 | 114.5 | &&&&&+2250 2 6/12 ' | &&&&&&+300 4/12 ' | iron | misc | *Olson's Iron Shop on Water Street in AM | |
large B'cket's bucket | &&&&&+4600 5 1/9 | 256 | 267 | 282 | 287 | 294 | 86.8 | &&&&&+6300 7 ' | &&&&&+6300 7 ' | wood | no | [7] | |
frying pan | &&&&&+4500 5 | 251 | 262 | 275 | 281 | 288 | 80.7 | &&&&&+1200 1 4/12 ' | &&&&&&+900 1 ' | iron | misc | [8] | |
skillet | &&&&&+4500 5 | 251 | 262 | 275 | 281 | 288 | 80.7 | &&&&&+1200 1 4/12 ' | &&&&&&+900 1 ' | iron | misc | [9] | |
wok | &&&&&+4500 5 | 251 | 262 | 275 | 281 | 288 | 80.7 | &&&&&+1200 1 4/12 ' | &&&&&&+750 10/12 ' | iron | no | [10] | |
cast iron teapot | &&&&&+4200 4 6/9 | 234 | 244 | 257 | 262 | 269 | 64.2 | &&&&&&+600 8/12 ' | &&&&&&+600 8/12 ' | cast iron | no | rickety stall in Copperhead | |
large battered kettle | &&&&&+4200 4 6/9 | 234 | 244 | 257 | 262 | 269 | 64.2 | &&&&&&+450 6/12 ' | &&&&&&+450 6/12 ' | iron | no | Razorback General Store | |
small cauldron | &&&&&+4000 4 4/9 | 223 | 233 | 245 | 250 | 256 | 54.6 | &&&&&&+450 6/12 ' | &&&&&&+450 6/12 ' | iron | no | House on endless street west of the toy shop [11] | Not very durable |
antique washing dolly | &&&&&+3800 4 2/9 | 212 | 221 | 233 | 238 | 243 | 46 | &&&&&+2400 2 8/12 ' | &&&&&&+450 6/12 ' | wood and copper | misc | Millie Hopgood's cottage | |
crystal ladle | &&&&&+3500 3 8/9 | 195 | 204 | 214 | 219 | 224 | 35 | &&&&&+1125 1 3/12 ' | &&&&&&&+75 1/12 ' | crystal | no | General store on vagabond street | |
broomstick (talisman) | &&&&&+3000 3 3/9 | 167 | 175 | 184 | 188 | 192 | 21 | &&&&&+4500 5 ' | &&&&&&&+75 1/12 ' | wood | polearm | [12] | |
broomstick (not talisman) | &&&&&+3000 3 3/9 | 167 | 175 | 184 | 188 | 192 | 21 | &&&&&+3600 4 ' | &&&&&&+150 2/12 ' | wood | no | [13] | |
cutting board | &&&&&+3000 3 3/9 | 167 | 175 | 184 | 188 | 192 | 21 | &&&&&+2250 2 6/12 ' | &&&&&+1350 1 6/12 ' | wood | no | [14] | |
rolling pin | &&&&&+3000 3 3/9 | 167 | 175 | 184 | 188 | 192 | 21 | &&&&&+1200 1 4/12 ' | &&&&&&+375 5/12 ' | wood | misc | [15] | |
ladle | &&&&&+3000 3 3/9 | 167 | 175 | 184 | 188 | 192 | 21 | &&&&&&+750 10/12 ' | &&&&&&+225 3/12 ' | wood & iron | no | [16] | |
medium B'cket's bucket | &&&&&+3000 3 3/9 | 167 | 175 | 184 | 188 | 192 | 21 | &&&&&+4500 5 ' | &&&&&+4500 5 ' | steel | no | [17] | |
deluxe steel pan | &&&&&+2400 2 6/9 | 134 | 140 | 147 | 150 | 154 | 10 | &&&&&&+900 1 ' | &&&&&&+900 1 ' | steel | no | Copperhead | |
push broom | &&&&&+2200 2 4/9 | 123 | 128 | 135 | 138 | 141 | 7.5 | &&&&&+2700 3 ' | &&&&&&+300 4/12 ' | wood | no | [18] | |
medium-sized bucket | &&&&&+2200 2 4/9 | 123 | 128 | 135 | 138 | 141 | 7.5 | &&&&&+2700 3 ' | &&&&&+2700 3 ' | wood | no | [19] | |
golden bucket | &&&&&+2200 2 4/9 | 123 | 128 | 135 | 138 | 141 | 7.5 | &&&&&+2700 3 ' | &&&&&+2700 3 ' | gold | no | [20] | |
large bucket | &&&&&+2200 2 4/9 | 123 | 128 | 135 | 138 | 141 | 7.5 | &&&&&+5400 6 ' | &&&&&+5400 6 ' | wood & brass | no | [21] | |
tin ladle | &&&&&+1700 1 8/9 | 95 | 99 | 104 | 107 | 109 | 3.2 | &&&&&+1350 1 6/12 ' | &&&&&&+300 4/12 ' | tin | no | [22] | |
meat cleaver | &&&&&+1600 1 7/9 | 89 | 93 | 98 | 100 | 103 | 2.6 | &&&&&&+825 11/12 ' | &&&&&&+225 3/12 ' | steel | dagger | [23] | |
carving knife | &&&&&+1500 1 6/9 | 84 | 88 | 92 | 94 | 96 | 2.1 | &&&&&&+900 1 ' | &&&&&&+150 2/12 ' | steel | dagger | [24] | |
large butchering knife | &&&&&+1500 1 6/9 | 84 | 88 | 92 | 94 | 96 | 2.1 | &&&&&&+750 10/12 ' | &&&&&&+225 3/12 ' | steel | dagger | Butchers' supplies shop on Morpork Street | |
small B'cket's bucket | &&&&&+1400 1 5/9 | 78 | 82 | 86 | 88 | 90 | 1.7 | &&&&&+3600 4 ' | &&&&&+3600 4 ' | steel | no | [25] | |
skinning knife | &&&&&+1200 1 3/9 | 67 | 70 | 74 | 75 | 77 | 1 | &&&&&&+525 7/12 ' | &&&&&&+225 3/12 ' | steel | dagger | Butchers' supplies shop on Morpork Street | |
boning knife | &&&&&+1000 1 1/9 | 56 | 59 | 62 | 63 | 64 | 0.5 | &&&&&&+450 6/12 ' | &&&&&&+150 2/12 ' | steel | dagger | Butchers' supplies shop on Morpork Street | |
butchering knife | &&&&&&+900 1 | 51 | 53 | 55 | 57 | 58 | 0.4 | &&&&&&+375 5/12 ' | &&&&&&+150 2/12 ' | steel | dagger | Butchers' supplies shop on Morpork Street | |
simple copper pan | &&&&&&+800 8/9 | 45 | 47 | 49 | 50 | 52 | 0.3 | &&&&&&+900 1 ' | &&&&&&+900 1 ' | copper | no | Copperhead | |
metal chopsticks | &&&&&&+800 8/9 | 45 | 47 | 49 | 50 | 52 | 0.3 | &&&&&&+675 9/12 ' | &&&&&&&+75 1/12 ' | steel | misc | [26] | |
filleting knife | &&&&&&+800 8/9 | 45 | 47 | 49 | 50 | 52 | 0.3 | &&&&&&+525 7/12 ' | &&&&&&&+75 1/12 ' | steel | no | [27] | |
dinner fork | &&&&&&+800 8/9 | 45 | 47 | 49 | 50 | 52 | 0.3 | &&&&&&+450 6/12 ' | &&&&&&&+75 1/12 ' | metal | no | Pseudopolis Yard | |
fork | &&&&&&+800 8/9 | 45 | 47 | 49 | 50 | 52 | 0.3 | &&&&&&+450 6/12 ' | &&&&&&&+75 1/12 ' | silver | no | Bois general shop | |
small knife | &&&&&&+800 8/9 | 45 | 47 | 49 | 50 | 52 | 0.3 | &&&&&&+375 5/12 ' | &&&&&&+150 2/12 ' | steel | dagger | [28] | |
evil bucket | &&&&&&+700 7/9 | 39 | 41 | 43 | 44 | 45 | 0.2 | &&&&&+2700 3 ' | &&&&&+2700 3 ' | compressed tabloid newspapers | no | [29] | |
(Analla's) small cauldron | &&&&&&+700 7/9 | 39 | 41 | 43 | 44 | 45 | 0.2 | &&&&&&+375 5/12 ' | &&&&&&+300 4/12 ' | iron | no | Analla Lumberg [30] | |
sharp butter knife | &&&&&&+600 6/9 | 34 | 35 | 37 | 38 | 39 | 0.1 | &&&&&&+450 6/12 ' | &&&&&&&+75 1/12 ' | steel | dagger | [31] | |
small battered kettle | &&&&&&+500 5/9 | 28 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 32 | 0.1 | &&&&&&+150 2/12 ' | &&&&&&+150 2/12 ' | unidentifiable | no | Search in the pantry at Granny's | |
old iron saucepan | &&&&&&+500 5/9 | 28 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 32 | 0.1 | &&&&&&+150 2/12 ' | &&&&&&+150 2/12 ' | iron | no | [32] | |
stiff hair brush | &&&&&&+400 4/9 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 25 | 26 | 0 | &&&&&&+525 7/12 ' | &&&&&&+225 3/12 ' | wood | no | [33] | |
ice bucket | &&&&&&+300 3/9 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 19 | 20 | 0 | &&&&&+6300 7 ' | &&&&&+4500 5 ' | metal | no | [34] | |
stainless steel knife | &&&&&&+200 2/9 | 12 | 12 | 13 | 13 | 13 | 0 | &&&&&&+450 6/12 ' | &&&&&&&+75 1/12 ' | steel | no | [35] | |
steak knife | &&&&&&+200 2/9 | 12 | 12 | 13 | 13 | 13 | 0 | &&&&&&+450 6/12 ' | &&&&&&&+75 1/12 ' | steel | no | [36] | |
potato peeler | &&&&&&+200 2/9 | 12 | 12 | 13 | 13 | 13 | 0 | &&&&&&+300 4/12 ' | &&&&&&&+75 1/12 ' | steel | misc | Gulta Smith | |
Marzipan dinner knife | &&&&&&+200 2/9 | 12 | 12 | 13 | 13 | 13 | 0 | &&&&&&+450 6/12 ' | &&&&&&&+75 1/12 ' | silver | dagger | [37] | |
stainless steel shrimp fork | &&&&&&+200 2/9 | 12 | 12 | 13 | 13 | 13 | 0 | &&&&&&+375 5/12 ' | &&&&&&&+75 1/12 ' | steel | no | Ephebe general store | |
ornate fruitbat brush | &&&&&&+100 1/9 | 6 | 6 | 7 | 7 | 7 | 0 | &&&&&&&+75 1/12 ' | &&&&&&&+75 1/12 ' | unidentifiable | no | [38] | |
ornate wooden brush | &&&&&&+100 1/9 | 6 | 6 | 7 | 7 | 7 | 0 | &&&&&&&+75 1/12 ' | &&&&&&&+75 1/12 ' | wood | no | Login reward. [39] | |
Item | Weight (lb) | 80% blockrate The value in the table is the ma.sp.def bonus needed to get this percentage of blockrate over a long time of use. |
90% blockrate The value in the table is the ma.sp.def bonus needed to get this percentage of blockrate over a long time of use. |
Minimum suggested |
98% blockrate The value in the table is the ma.sp.def bonus needed to get this percentage of blockrate over a long time of use. |
99.9% blockrate The value in the table is the ma.sp.def bonus needed to get this percentage of blockrate over a long time of use. |
Resistance to knockdown Knockdown resistance = (weight of current shield/weight of baseline shield)^(log2 10) |
Length | Width | Material | Weapon | How to get | Notes |
- Utensils missing info
(none for now)
Utensils that cannot be floated
- lantern (generated in Lancre general shop and other places)
- standard screwdriver
- phillips head screwdriver
- measuring tape
- white candle
- wooden whistle
- divining bob
- diamond-tipped engraving tool (probably the other engraving tools as well)
- steel polishing file