User:Tetrikitty/Useful Aliases
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Chat aliases
alias one $ifarg:one $*$else$talker history one$endif$ alias two $ifarg:two $*$else$talker history two$endif$ alias igame $ifarg:igame $*$else$talker history igame$endif$
alias wiz $ifarg:wizards $*$else$talker history wizards$endif$ or alias pri $ifarg:priests $*$else$talker history priests$endif$ or alias wit $ifarg:witches $*$else$talker history witches$endif$ etc
alias newbie $ifarg:newbie $*$else$ newbie history$endif$ alias nbh $ifarg:newbiehelpers $*$else$ newbiehelpers history$endif$
Group aliases
alias gs $ifarg:group say $*$else$group shields$endif$ alias gh group history alias gsb group status brief alias gst group status alias gfa group follow $arg:all$ alias grf group unfollow $arg:all$;group follow $arg:all$ alias ga group unassist;group assist alias gl group leader
Fencing
alias jak fence $arg:them$ to jak alias jak10 get 10 weapons in $arg:boxes$;fence weapons except held things & wands & staves to jak alias jakall get weapons in $arg:boxes$;fence weapons except held things & wands & staves to jak
add whichever weapons you use to the except, to be safe
alias sol10 get 10 jewellery in $arg:boxes$;fence jewellery to sol alias solall get jewellery in $arg:boxes$;fence jewellery to sol alias sol fence $arg:them$ to sol
alias jim10 get 10 clothes in $arg:boxes$;fence them to jim alias jimall get clothes in $arg:boxes$;fence clothes to jim alias jima10 get 10 armours in $arg:boxes$;fence armours to jim alias jimaall get armours in $arg:boxes$;fence armours to jim alias jim fence $arg:them$ to jim
go to jewellery fence first, since jewellery counts as armour
Spells
alias a $ifarg:$ifarg6:cast tpa on $1$;cast tpa on $2$;cast tpa on $3$;cast tpa on $4$;cast tpa on $5$;cast tpa on $6$else$ifarg5:cast tpa on $1$;cast tpa on $2$;cast tpa on $3$;cast tpa on $4$;cast tpa on $5$else$ifarg4:cast tpa on $1$;cast tpa on $2$;cast tpa on $3$;cast tpa on $4$else$ifarg3:cast tpa on $1$;cast tpa on $2$;cast tpa on $3$else$ifarg2:cast tpa on $1$;cast tpa on $2$else$ifarg1:cast tpa on $1$endif$endif$endif$endif$endif$endif$else$cast tpa on me$endif$ alias b group say tpaing $arg:me$;$ifarg:$ifarg6:cast tpa on $1$;cast tpa on $2$;cast tpa on $3$;cast tpa on $4$;cast tpa on $5$;cast tpa on $6$else$ifarg5:cast tpa on $1$;cast tpa on $2$;cast tpa on $3$;cast tpa on $4$;cast tpa on $5$else$ifarg4:cast tpa on $1$;cast tpa on $2$;cast tpa on $3$;cast tpa on $4$else$ifarg3:cast tpa on $1$;cast tpa on $2$;cast tpa on $3$else$ifarg2:cast tpa on $1$;cast tpa on $2$else$ifarg1:cast tpa on $1$endif$endif$endif$endif$endif$endif$else$cast tpa on me$endif$ alias j get $*$ blorp from blorpcontainers;cast jpct on $*$ blorp;put every blorp in blorpcontainers;open portal
blorpcontainers is a nickname of the containers you keep your blorps in. eg nickname blorpcontainers tool belt & knapsack blorps are identified as x y z blorp. eg identify rose rhodonite ring as uu unseen lounge landing blorp. then you can portal to the uu by typing j uu, or j landing, or j unseen.
alias grg recover human $ifarg:$*$ $endif$corpse;cast grg on human $ifarg:$*$ $endif$corpse;cast tpa on my skeleton warrior alias skel $ifarg:give $*$ to my skeleton warrior$else$cast tpa on my skeleton warrior$endif$
I recommend also doing 'nickname my skeleton warrior skel', so you can interact with it more easily.
alias sh drag enchanted shield $arg:bw$
not actually a spell, but useful for getting out of danger when eff falls. after the first drag backward, drag again in another direction to avoid enemies chasing you. if you don't enchant your shields, just replace enchanted shield with whatever.
alias octo unhold held thing;retrieve staff from elsewhere;octograve with staff;store staff between here and there $*$ alias retrievestaff unhold held things;retrieve staff from elsewhere;alias sta storestaff;$*$ alias storestaff store staff between here and there;alias sta retrievestaff $*$ alias sta retrievestaff;
for CMS2. sta switches between storing and retrieving each time it's called.
alias wamg get $*$ blorp from blorpcontainers;cast wamg on $*$ blorp;gaze into $*$ blorp;put every blorp in blorpcontainers alias ffm cast ffm on $arg:someone$ with worn mirror;nosoul gaze into mirror
aliases with nothing interesting aren't listed here - usually just cast on $arg:me$, $arg:opponent$ or $*$ if you really don't know aliases that use stat items are also not listed, because they're really very personalised. it's best to make your own.
Scrolls
alias qs get chapbook from ksac;tear 2 pages from chapbook;put chapbooks except closed chapbooks in ksac;identify papers except scrolls as blank paper;get pen from ksac into right hand;scribe $arg:jpct$ on blank paper 1 with held pen;scribe $arg:jpct$ on blank paper 2 with held pen;put pen in ksac;unidentify blank scrolls
replace 'ksac' with the container you keep your chapbooks and pen in. make sure all chapbooks are open.
alias packet put $arg:scrolls$ in packet alias case feed $*$ to scroll case from my mind alias uncase retrieve $*$ from scroll case
Rituals
alias spec $ifarg:order spectres to $*$else$take prayer beads & candle from ksac into right hand;light candle;perform unquiet spirit;hold every myaxe;put candles & prayer books & prayer beads & dinner knives except held prayer beads into ksac$endif$ alias rem $ifarg:get book of cigarette papers from knapsack;tear paper from book of cigarette papers; put book of cigarette papers in ksac;perform remember place on cigarette paper;identify it as $*$ rem;put cigarette papers in blorpcontainers$endif$ alias dh $ifarg:get $*$ rem from blorpcontainers;perform divine hand on $*$ rem;put $*$ rem in blorpcontainers$else$identify every rem in blorpcontainers$endif$ alias fs $ifarg:get $*$ rem from blorpcontainers;perform far sight on $*$ rem;put $*$ rem in blorpcontainers$else$feed spectres fully$endif$
blorpcontainers is a nickname of the containers you keep your remembers in. eg nickname blorpcontainers tool belt & knapsack remembers are identified as x y z rem. eg identify cigarette paper as uu unseen lounge landing rem. then you can passage to the UU by typing dh uu, or dh landing, or dh unseen. aliases with nothing interesting aren't listed here - usually just perform on $arg:me$, $arg:opponent$ or $*$ if you really don't know aliases that use stat items are also not listed, because they're really very personalised. it's best to make your own.
Clouds
for use with the fnp spell. 'nickname my cloud msty' first. these aliases also work with fruitbats. 'notloot' is a long nickname including everything you don't want to be stored on the cloud. this is mine: wands & enchanted stiles & slender blades & klatchian steel hatchets & worn things & held things & fruit & vegetables & talismans & cats & scrolls & eyes & pamphlets & crude string bags & funnels & silver pipes & furoshiki cloths & letters & money & growlers & glass things & ash & maps & chocolate covered coffee beans & every blorp & sacks & boxes & tools & crowbars & black top hats & leather shields except silk hats
alias msty ask msty to alias cl ask msty to return hessian sack;put $arg:all except notloot$ in hessian sacks;give hessian sack to msty alias cc ask msty to drop used crates;put $arg:all except notloot$ in used crates;ask msty to get used crates alias cx ask msty to drop boxes;put $arg:all except notloot$ in boxes;ask msty to get boxes alias mu ask msty to get $arg:crates & sacks & boxes & barrels & money$ alias md ask msty to drop $arg:crates & sacks & boxes & barrels$ alias mg give $arg:money$ to msty alias mr ask msty to return $arg:money except penny & derechmus & saveloy-rhinu & cent & farthing & ptascp$
always leave at least one coin of spare change on the cloud to prevent it from departing early.
alias quit ask msty to return all;quit
for people paranoid about leaving stuff on their cloud. not required for bats.
The Library
alias librarydirectionsoff unalias n;unalias s;unalias w;unalias e;alias libdir librarydirectionson $*$ alias librarydirectionson alias n forward;alias s backward\;turn around;alias w left\;turn right;alias e right\;turn left;alias libdir librarydirectionsoff $*$ alias libdir librarydirectionson $*$
converts the weird library directions into the regular nsew directions, at the cost of inflicting major alias lag.
Teaching
alias geryon teach me $1$ levels of $2$ from all;learn $2$ from geryon
copy and modify for any people you regularly learn from. use like this: 'geryon max ma.sp.de' or 'geryon 1 ma.me.ph.en'
Misc
alias tadj alias tell tell \$1\$ $ifarg:@$*$endif$ \$2*\$
an alias that aliases your tell command to have an adjective.
alias mm map door text
shows what's in surrounding rooms. worth making into a hotkey
alias spamsays say Spam is a brand of canned precooked meat products made by Hormel Foods Corporation. It was first introduced in 1937 and gained popularity worldwide after its use during World War II.[1];say By 2003, Spam was sold in 41 countries on six continents and trademarked in over 100 countries.[2] In 2007, the seven billionth can of Spam was sold.[3];say According to its label, Spam's basic ingredients are pork shoulder meat, with ham meat added, salt, water, modified potato starch as a binder, sugar, and sodium nitrite as a preservative.;say Natural gelatin forms during cooking in its tins on the production line.[4];say By the early 1970s the name "Spam" was often misused to describe any tinned meat product containing pork, such as pork luncheon meat.
for making everyone around you tm languages.
alias ka kill all except killers&shopkeepers&cats&hags&bats&wizards&priests&priestesses&clouds&summons&pets&camels &monkeys&palms&trees&luggages&dragons&kang wu&shopkeepers&stallowners&cobblers&ryattenoki&every fireflies&moths&lights&tneduts&phos-phor&lap-lip& lip-phon&mihk&fences&ptyler&shifty-looking man&ptarquet&pkara&hattian guards&goldenblossom&cow&pennie&minions&chickens&goats&calves&skeleton warriors&$*$
attacks all the things in the room except stuff you're not supposed to attack.
alias cdt condition damaged things & damaged things in all & damaged things in all in all & damaged things in all in all in all
shows you stuff in your inventory or on the ground that's damaged. only goes four layers in, so if you nest containers a lot you'll want to extend this
alias sa :says with a Morporkian accent:
an emote that looks exactly like a say, for pretending you know languages that you don't
See also
Kiki's loot alias - pretty good, but if you have a cloud you'll want to add even more stuff into it Acer's_Speedwalking_in_the_Terrains - speedwalking aliases